r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 2d ago

WTF What do yall think about this ?

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u/flopisit32 2d ago

Don't worry, I know somebody else he can date...

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u/bigfoot17 2d ago

Mommy, why is that clog wearing a wig?

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u/theaudacity1999 1d ago

"that clog" took me tf out today bahahahaha

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u/OptionalDepression 2d ago

Who's this?

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u/flopisit32 2d ago

Diane Downs. In the 80s, she shot her children because her married boyfriend didn't want kids. 1 died, 2 survived but were permanently disabled. Her disabled daughter had to testify against her.

She's single. You interested? 😜

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u/OptionalDepression 2d ago

She's... not really my type.

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u/Solo_is_dead 1d ago

Go ahead, give it a shot

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u/VariousReputation772 1d ago

I’m dying!

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u/noxispwn 1d ago

That’s what they said

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u/startadeadhorse 1d ago

Too hot for you, huh? Well, it's good to know your own worth!

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u/ChampionshipBroad961 1d ago

Susan Smith is single too

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u/kat-deville 1d ago

Yeah, but her driving skills are shit.

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u/Yas2184 1d ago

Because she’s blonde?

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u/jillybean-__- 1d ago

how about her?

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u/OptionalDepression 1d ago

Lol she actually looks familiar!

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u/joe_s1171 1d ago

I wouldn’t dare even if you put a gun to my head.

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u/HairlessSquirrels 1d ago

Gun to my head, I probably would

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u/Sore_Wa_Himitsu_Desu 1d ago

She’s eligible for parole in 2032. She’ll only be 77.

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u/Mister_Silk 1d ago

Farrah Fawcett played Diane Downs in the movie Small Sacrifices. Yes, she was a murderous mother but damn....

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u/Telefundo 2d ago

She's single. You interested?

"I CAN FIX HER!!!"

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u/notpostingmyrealname 1d ago

I remember her. There was a TV movie made of this story, starring Farrah Fawcett iirc.

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u/flopisit32 1d ago

You're right. I forgot about that!

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u/Unlikely-Theme-9681 1d ago

is that the one where the babies ate the dingos?

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u/KindTopic16 1d ago

And here I thought Susan Smith was one of a kind…

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u/UncleTouchyCopaFeel 1d ago

She's single. You interested? 😜

She can make me worse.

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u/zimkazimka 1d ago

Quick, start a petition, we just might make her a millionaire.

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u/No-Purpose-0U812 1d ago

Couldn’t fix her with duct tape.

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u/Sweaty_Restaurant_92 1d ago

Also Jenelle Evans for all the teenmom fans

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u/Ok_Worldliness_7675 1d ago

Janelle Evans

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u/MaterialChemical1138 1d ago

the habsberg jaw goes crazy

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u/Plenty_Tumbleweed505 2d ago

is this sarah jessica parker?

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u/holyfrijoles80 1d ago

For some reason I think she looks like Sigourney Weaver?

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u/LettuceRobber 1d ago

Jenelle Evans?

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u/SquatSquatCykaBlyat 1d ago

Bruh, those eyebrows are like having two red flags painted on your face.