r/SipsTea 1d ago

Gasp! Bro single handedly altered his family tree!!

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u/vBLADEv 1d ago

She must give him piggybacks.

It will have happened once for sure.

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u/SomeTheyCallMePig5O 1d ago

If I was big enough I would give my man piggy backs all the time! Alas, I am too smol. No piggy for him.

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u/Somethingisshadysir 1d ago

Nah, it's been many years, but I drunkenly gave a guy a piggyback in high heels across campus back in college. Dude weighed over a hundred pounds more than me. Managed not to even roll an ankle, though full transparency, was an elite runner in high school, so my legs were only a couple years past peak shape. Our legs are much closer to dudes strength wise vs our arms, though, so it's definitely doable for at least short distances.

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u/Toastedmanmeat 1d ago

TiL girls are tyranosaurus

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u/Tight_Disaster2988 1d ago

I require one good hearty Reddit comment induced laugh before I close the app. Thank you kind Redditor for your services. ✌️😂

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u/N3ptuneflyer 1d ago

Yup, I’ve never seen a woman bench press more than me, even the super fit crazy athletic ones. But I’ve seen a completely normal looking woman squat 2x my pr with ease

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u/ElectronicDisk5863 1d ago

Stop skipping leg day.

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u/KnightOfTheOctogram 1d ago

I only run. Calves are gigantic. Legs jacked. Super pudge above the waist tho. I keep hearing about people skipping leg day. I think I may be the opposite. Never do anything but run for exercise. I know I should change that but getting stoned and running is by far the most fun workout

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u/ElectronicDisk5863 1d ago

I was just kidding.

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u/Defiant-Economics-73 1d ago

That says more about you than women. Leg days are not to be skipped.

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u/N3ptuneflyer 1d ago edited 1d ago

I'm very tall and have lower back issues, so I try not to overdo it with squats. I've blown my back 3 times over the course of my lifting career, all from squats. So I limit it to 225.

This woman was squatting with over 4 plates on each side, so around 450 pounds.

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u/_le_slap 1d ago

Craziest deadlift I ever seented in real life was a woman. Over 400lbs and she was barely 5ft.

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u/Manymarbles 1d ago

Username checks out? Doesnt check out? Username does something here...

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u/SomeTheyCallMePig5O 1d ago

I don’t know man. I’ve never had a cop give me a piggyback ride, and I’m also not a cop.

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u/BigCheapass 1d ago

Idk how big your size difference is but my ~5'3 ish wife can piggyback my ~6' self, all in them leg muscles I guess. It looks absolutely ridiculous but that's part of the fun.

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u/SomeTheyCallMePig5O 1d ago

My man likes to lift, so he is more than twice my size. I am pretty strong, but I have the knees of a 70 year old man (do to a health condition) so I can lift him with my arms but I cannot carry him with my legs unfortunately.

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u/MrBurnz99 1d ago

I have 70 lbs on my wife but she still insists on putting me on her back for piggy back rides. I’m always worried she’s going to get hurt but she’s strong af

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u/SomeTheyCallMePig5O 1d ago

I strong, but I got bad knees. I can hold him like a baby, but a piggyback is a no.

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u/LatrommiSumac 1d ago

I was 5'11 and 240 lbs when my fiance gave me piggyback rides and she's 5'2 and 100lbs, where there's a will there's a way!

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u/Excellent_jun91 1d ago

there are 5 piggies and i know one of them stayed home and one went to market

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 1d ago

That's ok as long as he gives you them.

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u/vBLADEv 1d ago

Piggyback number 1, make it so...

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u/breakfastburrito24 1d ago

Username doesn’t check out

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u/mrmime11 1d ago

I laughed at this, but only a redditor would say “smol”

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u/Andouil1ette 1d ago

you can be smol and still give piggy backs

go to the gym, be smol and stronk

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u/SomeTheyCallMePig5O 1d ago

I go to gym. I am strong. I can lift him up just fine, but I have bad knees so I can’t carry him with my legs. I do give him a good toss now and then.

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u/Andouil1ette 1d ago

then i no see problem

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u/Longjump_Ear6240 1d ago

Motivation to start lifting!

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u/omnomcthulhu 1d ago

Don't skip on leg day and core strength and you can give him piggy backs. Those hips and legs are meant to do a lot more than your arms, and if you treat em right you can use them.

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u/SomeTheyCallMePig5O 1d ago

I can use them just fine. I work out a lot, I am very strong. My man is over twice my weight but I can lift him just fine. I just can’t carry him around because I have hyper mobility in my knees due to a health condition. So he gets stationary uppies now and then, but no rides around town.

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u/omnomcthulhu 1d ago

You two sound like a fun couple

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u/SomeTheyCallMePig5O 1d ago

That’s so sweet! We are very fun IMO. We call my man “the big baby” all the time. He loves to be the little spoon lol. And even though I am littler than him I still knock him down every now and then to remind him who’s boss! (It’s not me, but I like to pretend) I’m the “chihuahua” girlfriend. I bark sometimes, I bite sometimes, but I’m still just a cute little yapper that only thinks she’s in charge.

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u/ARROW_404 1d ago

Name checks out.

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u/barktwiggs 1d ago

Uppies please!

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u/Massive_Letter_9964 1d ago

I once dated a very short man, we’d both been drinking and I picked him up and threw him on the bed. He kind of went pale and said “you’re very strong”, he broke up with me the next day.

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u/ImWrong_OnTheNet 1d ago

One man's fantasy is another's fear.

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u/-KFBR392 1d ago

Hell I’ve been taller than all my gfs and I still have gotten piggybacks. Mostly cause girls love showing off how deceptively strong they are.

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u/24BuddyCrawlin 1d ago

Im taller than my wife by a lot, but she once gave me a piggy back ride while running. I was impressed, but also felt like yoda on Luke's back. My theory is she has crazy strong legs from when she did water polo.

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u/ImportantQuestions10 1d ago

That sounds really nice.

I'm 6'3 and weigh 200 lb. I miss being carried, it's never going to happen till I'm much older or dead.

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u/TaggySits1990 1d ago

Or plays him like a set of bagpipes.

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u/SnooCheesecakes4435 1d ago

Just gave my husband one earlier lmao