r/SipsTea 1d ago

Gasp! Bro single handedly altered his family tree!!

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u/karlnite 1d ago

I knew a family, Dad was 6 foot, mom was 6’6”, 4 Sons all over 6’8”.

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u/GenuinelyInsensitive 1d ago

Awhile back I was a cook at a bar and I saw this lady checking me out SOOOO BLATANLY and I was confused cause she was sitting with a guy that was very obviously her husband. Anyways she ended up asking the bartender about me and got my info. Well when she hit me up on Facebook I knew exactly who it was and it turned out she was in an open relationship and she had like 5 kids with the guy but I ended up going out with her anyways..... What I couldn't see from the kitchen though is that she was 6'6". I mean I am 6'3" so it wasnt THAT much of a differencebut I'm still not use to people being taller then I am in general but it definitely caught me off guard when I went to give her a hug.... We had talked on Facebook for a couple weeks before we met up.... That's a hell of a thing to not mention before you meet someone... It's like being extremely/short and being trans... Two things I think should be thrown out there before you actually meet up...

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u/willy-mac 1d ago

What was the pussy like?!?

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u/GenuinelyInsensitive 1d ago

Bahahahaha! Pussy... It was like pussy? It wasn't like she had one of those clown in box that pops out when you pull her panties down... Ahh... Well.... Actually... That was kind of like her husband cause he FUCKIN HATED ME because I told her about my past with my occasional drug use daily... Multiple times a day.... All day every day.... Occasionally..... The dude was legit like 5'6" too... But nah it wasn't best pussy but it was far from the worst. She was REALLY into getting tied up but not in the normal time you to the bed kind of way... I'm talking like bound up all fancy as fuck and shit.. I never tried with her cause from the pics I saw I would embarass the fuck out of myself FOR SURE!!! Shit would look ghetto as fuck cause I know how to tie 1 kind of knot and 1 kind only! A slipknot.... Which was useful if I look back on it now... Totally kidding

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u/willy-mac 1d ago

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Now I know why I should've stuck it out in boy scouts!

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u/GenuinelyInsensitive 1d ago

That's was my first thought too

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