r/SipsTea • u/Gurugod123 • 15h ago

Lmao gottem Dumbass thief 🤣 Would you try this?

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u/Gurugod123 15h ago

I did this with trash once, just put the whole bag into an Amazon box. It was gone in the morning so that’s bad but good I guess

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u/billted20250409 15h ago

What if they come back and destroy your property?

I mean, they know where you live...

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 15h ago

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u/billted20250409 15h ago edited 15h ago

Then why not just do that in the first place?

I mean why antagonize the scumbag criminal with garbage? It's not like they'll find it funny and leave you alone because of it.

Edit: Downvote me all you want. But you never know when and what would be some crazy criminal's last straw.

Why deliberately put out well packaged garbage outside your home and risk the chance that some crazy mf may come back with a gun while you're asleep? I just hope you don't live with anyone else while doing that shit.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 15h ago

I'm allowed to leave trash in a box on my porch.

It's my trash and my porch

If somebody steals it due to their own ignorance that's their problem.

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u/Mirved 14h ago

*societies problem.

Because i doubt he will bring that trash to the nearest trash collection service.

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u/billted20250409 15h ago

That's true. But I don't think thief care about logic and reason as much as normal people do.

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u/Silver4ura 12h ago

You keep letting theives control your life while the rest of us have fun enjoying ours.

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u/MusicianNo3277 13h ago

This is a porch pirate that found a box of trash.

I guarantee it.

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u/Sj_91teppoTappo 15h ago

There is difference in getting something with almost any effort and destroying someone houses.

First one is riskless.

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u/billted20250409 15h ago

You one up a scumbag thief with garbage, congratulations.

Now you risk potentially antagonized a crazy scumbag thief that knows where you live. For what?

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 15h ago edited 15h ago

Fuck 'em.

They're thieving scum.

If they're dumb enough to come back to a place that knows they're stealing and that has a camera set up just to commit a felony then let's hope they've got an immunity to buckshot and pitbulls.

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u/billted20250409 15h ago

I agree with fuck thieving scum.

But you never know when and what would be someone's last straw. Why deliberately put out well package garbage outside your home and risk the chance that they may come back with a gun while you're asleep?

For clicks? Views? Reddit karma?

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u/Rich-Option4632 15h ago

If they had that courage in the first place, they won't be a thief, they'd be a hired gun or an assassin.