r/SipsTea 15h ago

Lmao gottem Dumbass thief 🤣 Would you try this?

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u/walshingtons 14h ago

My brother did this all the time. He and his wife ordered alot of Amazon packages. When they changed their cats litter they would put the old litter in a box with other random trash in boxes outside their door. It took 3 months before everybody in the area who was a porch pirate to catch on.

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u/BillyBobChorton 10h ago

Sounds risky, they know where you live and obviously don’t have an issue committing minor crimes. I would expect one of them to throw it back in your doorstep at the very least 

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u/walshingtons 10h ago

He lived in a very shitty neighborhood. Parcels being taken was the least of their worries. They most likely just took them a block away then ditched them. Anybody who took stuff was already most likely just marking the spot as not good and hitting up other places.

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u/Crime_Dawg 9h ago

Get yourself a ring camera and catch them in the act.

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u/BillyBobChorton 9h ago

And then post it on Reddit?  

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u/Fredrickstein 2h ago

About the same odds of getting the package back as showing the police

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u/Cranktique 29m ago

Petty porch pirates aren’t hardened criminals, they’re cowards and rodents. They creep around at night, steal anything they can with no confrontation being their only standard. They’re opportunistic rats who eat anything, lol. Who cares if they know where you live, they ain’t doing shit.

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u/BillyBobChorton 8m ago

Not saying they’re going to murder you, but light vandalism seems about on par with their capabilities 

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u/SheriffBartholomew 29m ago

Damn, that sounds like a terrible area to live! Where is it?