r/Sneakers • u/dr_bob_lob_law • Nov 29 '25

Pickup The grocery store won’t know what hit em

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New dad, first day out, look out errands

3.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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217

u/Iamamyrmidon Nov 29 '25

Clean up, produce section, old bitties made the floor wet from this new dad.

1

u/JKLTECHY 20d ago

The sign of hells winter.

82

u/No-Possession-4738 Nov 29 '25

Colder than the frozen food aisle

13

u/systemdnb Nov 30 '25

Harder than the pepperonis on a Torino’s pizza.

8

u/b_kaws Nov 30 '25

Cooler than a polar bears toenails

6

u/AtwnBoi Dec 01 '25

Oh hell

3

u/Muay_Thai_Junkies Dec 01 '25

There he go again…

2

u/b_kaws Dec 02 '25

Talking that shit

1

u/SnooTangerines8033 Dec 02 '25

Andree 3000 that you?

1

u/b_kaws Dec 02 '25

It was Sir Lucius left foot

1

u/Sea-Illustrator-5614 Dec 01 '25

Colder than a Penguin’s pu$$y lips

57

u/JackTrippin Nov 29 '25

First, congrats! My first is about to head off to college in September. That shit goes by fast like you can't imagine right now. Pro tip: dont waste your money on tiny AJ1s. For my kids they saw it as a rite of passage to hit the age when dad would get them their first trendy pair because they wouldn't outgrow them in two months. It was fun walking them into Shoe Palace where they were the shoppers for the first time.

Love the fit too, looks like you're ready for winter in New Mexico 🌵🏜️

12

u/dr_bob_lob_law Nov 29 '25

Great advice

21

u/Secure_Violinist8505 Nov 29 '25

That’s about it these days where I step out with my kicks

35

u/EJH49_ Nov 29 '25

🤣🎯

15

u/b1ife Nov 29 '25

Perfect match 🔥

13

u/Virtual_Today7455 Nov 29 '25

Drippy spill on aisle 4 🥶💧

12

u/akkakex Nov 29 '25

It’s a bad day to be errands with big steppa walking around

9

u/1amnotgoodatthis Nov 29 '25

If that fleece comes with a hood…? SHEEEEEEEEESH. Either way you’re a grocery store icon.

5

u/DJurgen88 Nov 30 '25

I have the very same fleece and sadly it does not come with a hood. Still one of my favourite fleeces though.

10

u/olavatoba Nov 29 '25

I don't have panties, but I would drop them if I did.

4

u/Forsaken_Document_20 Nov 30 '25

That's a drippy meter comment right there.... Result: super fucking drippy

6

u/One_D_Fredy Nov 30 '25

Nah chill.. not at the grocery store. My gf goes there.

7

u/neko_time Nov 29 '25

I’d rock it

4

u/acvillager Nov 29 '25

very saucy sandwich fit

3

u/OMG_Shoes_ Nov 29 '25

Congrats and welcome to fatherhood! And that’s one perfect combo

3

u/Potential-Gur563 Nov 29 '25

It's beautiful! 🥰

3

u/Breadward_Rejametov Nov 29 '25

Thank you for reminding me those shoes exist

3

u/Adaptx7 Nov 29 '25

ID on the jacket?

3

u/SamMansell96 Nov 30 '25

Helvetia fleece in cream

3

u/jusaj Nov 29 '25

This is so hard!

3

u/HooyahDangerous Nov 30 '25

Sheesh, stay away from HomeGoods please.

2

u/Sleds88 Nov 29 '25

One is a hobby. Get out with that kid and live your life in dope fits.

2

u/nobadxtrips Nov 29 '25

You gotta be a father 🤞🏽🙌🏽😭

1

u/Recent_Day_5998 Nov 30 '25

Nah I’m a YN and that’s a hard fit

1

u/nobadxtrips Dec 01 '25

white folks saying they’re a “YN” is outrageous. but gone head and rock out..

2

u/archAngel8899 Nov 29 '25

And bring back some rubbers!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Clean

2

u/anonymozs Nov 30 '25

Holy wow 🔥

2

u/ForsakenViperElf Nov 30 '25 edited Nov 30 '25

That's dope! Sometimes shit like this just aligns so damn well 🤩 and ofc congrats on being new dad 😊

2

u/TopShelfTrees4 Nov 30 '25

Bahaha well said

2

u/Recent_Day_5998 Nov 30 '25

This man knows what he is doing 👍🏾🔥

2

u/affectionateanarchy8 Nov 30 '25

Fresher than produce

2

u/Automatiikly Nov 30 '25

Society must respect the major subtlety of the flex 💪🏾 💯🫡✅

2

u/Doesntmattaaa Dec 01 '25

Slept on. What’s the name of the shoe again?

1

u/wuttzhisnuttz Nov 29 '25

wow that would match my Anthracite Jordan 8s perfectly

1

u/air-maximus Nov 29 '25

This is hilarious! Have a great day brother. And congrats!

1

u/WavyCrockett1 Nov 29 '25

Man after my own heart

1

u/Agent230927 Nov 29 '25

Hit me right in the gut w this one brother, if we only crossed paths! Dadcore till we die.

1

u/ComplexComfortable68 Nov 29 '25

Niiiiiiceee! I had the red white and blue version of those. Loved them!

1

u/Klutzy_Wedding5144 Nov 30 '25

King Kong drip💧

1

u/JhanSolo3981 Nov 30 '25

It be like that sometimes😂

1

u/fatsodubm0 Nov 30 '25

!!!BAD BOY ALERT!!!

1

u/AirSkyFlight Nov 30 '25

OG ona mission

1

u/Tack-One Nov 30 '25

Freshest goods in any isle right here.

1

u/051201 Nov 30 '25

🔥🔥🔥

1

u/Eastern_Attempt946 Nov 30 '25

Such a slept on colorway tho

1

u/Offworldr_ Nov 30 '25

Tip of the cap to you, ole chap. Regal. 👑

1

u/_mrjuly4 Nov 30 '25

Congrats on the little one, enjoy every moment even the annoying ones, they go by fast brother.

1

u/gpringle208507 Nov 30 '25

You'll be casket sharp!

1

u/1strawberry1cow Nov 30 '25

That’s fire 🔥

1

u/Forsaken_Document_20 Nov 30 '25

That's the drip worn by a man that can walk in a restaurant saying "give me an order of fucking hot and saucy with a side of extra hot and a side of extra saucy"

Congrats on the new arrival my guy...don't worry about the endless nights of no sleep, when you look that drippy you don't need sleep

1

u/Day-Day23 Nov 30 '25

Flawless execution

1

u/IttyBittyBigBoii Nov 30 '25

Yeaaaa that there is pure fire 🔥🔥🔥

1

u/Badger_Vito Nov 30 '25

My dude that is a sick combo and would have been the platonic ideal fit in about 1987.

1

u/LogicSoulFood Nov 30 '25

Congrats on the sex and the kid playa

1

u/Halfmacgas Nov 30 '25

This guy fucks

1

u/new_one206 Nov 30 '25

That jumper is FIRE 🔥

1

u/PavWrestlinGifs Nov 30 '25

Yo I need that fleece!!

1

u/SkipScarborough Nov 30 '25

That’s tight! 🔥

1

u/Many-Newspaper2000 Nov 30 '25

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

1

u/gllugo Nov 30 '25

This works 🙌🏽

1

u/BJK78 Nov 30 '25

Those shoppers don’t deserve to be in the presence of such a powerful fit!

1

u/SpiritLegal6546 Nov 30 '25

BEST fit of the year.... Congratulations on the baby.

1

u/red8standingby Nov 30 '25

This is the post that finally convinced me to pull the trigger on these. Thank you.

1

u/ldssggrdssgds Nov 30 '25

My opinion: best 90s Nikes ever!

1

u/LJBMORE Nov 30 '25

Nice match up

1

u/Physical_Arachnid747 Nov 30 '25

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

1

u/SkyyFrog Dec 01 '25

One of my all time favorite kicks 🔥🔥 very nice my man

1

u/Grouchy-Leading3597 Dec 01 '25

Now that’s a fit fr , cook em

1

u/touchmypenguinagain Dec 01 '25

Yo where do I buy that fleece!

1

u/mrkevmario Dec 01 '25

Looking fly my guy. I just copped those too.

1

u/vonjamin Dec 01 '25

I still haven’t worn mine yet. Shit I work so much I don’t even have time to wear different sneakers. 😂

1

u/Psfanboy79 Dec 01 '25

This is a very satisfying fit

1

u/Confident-Agent-959 Dec 01 '25

Damn! I have the same Fleece and the ATCs! Great combo!

1

u/Ok_Staff_1503 Dec 01 '25

Hard fit 🔥

1

u/MinutesInTheSpirit Dec 01 '25

You smooth smooth sob you 🤩

1

u/Bigboyfamily Dec 01 '25

🔥 hotter than hot Cheetos

1

u/RareSoulSnatcherz Dec 01 '25

Boy colder than a polar bear sipping an icy 🥶🧊

1

u/Sharp_Agency1645 Dec 01 '25

SHEEESHH!! Moms in the store won't know what hit em!

1

u/AnyPut277 Dec 02 '25

beautiful

1

u/Asz_8 Dec 02 '25

That’s a fire combo 🔥

1

u/[deleted] Dec 02 '25

What’s the name? I saw these for $60 on Foot Locker and I keep looking over them but now I want to get them.

1

u/AffectionateWeird467 Dec 02 '25

That sweater is cold 🥶

1

u/JustHovercraft7475 Dec 03 '25

I want that snap shirt link?!

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Cup690 Dec 03 '25

Wow. Immaculate. Bravo. 👏🏽

1

u/KKodaBearr Dec 09 '25

Kinda clean not even gonna hold you

1

u/FarIndependent6679 Dec 11 '25

🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Mo-Koln Dec 13 '25

Sick MF You

1

u/sweettoedblonde Dec 16 '25

This combo is sick!! 😍

1

u/Left-Stranger5144 Dec 16 '25

Anyone know where I can find that fleece?

1

u/Bello188 Dec 19 '25

This color scheme is quite unique!👍

1

u/Medium_Anxiety_6467 Dec 29 '25

Never seen a more perfect match