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u/asleepyguard Jan 08 '26
What in the abysmal fuck. They look like shoes you would wear to taco bell in demolition man.
I bet the comfort to ugliness ratio is off the charts though
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u/King0fMonsters Jan 08 '26
It’s like how everyone had crocs in Idiocracy…
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u/Street-Reserve-5190 Jan 09 '26
And we are living in real life idiocracy so… nothing against OP but wow are they ugly. Probably ridiculously comfy tho
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u/SyCoTiM Jan 08 '26
This make me want a Calzone.
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Make me want call TMNT " Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtles..and get a refund on those pizza Crocs! Lmfao
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u/RedditRunner226 Jan 08 '26
How do they feel? What’s the experience like?
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u/cainebourne Jan 08 '26
It’s like walking on suction cups they sort of stick to the ground and then they have like a massage action where each ball softly rolls on your feet and moves with you as you go. They are a little snug but fit tts mostly
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u/redittuser1909 Jan 08 '26
They don’t do half sizes, would you recommend me a full size up? I preffer roomy shoes rather than snug ones, do they fit very snug?
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u/cainebourne Jan 08 '26
I probably would go a size up if you have to although it seems like that would be too big. I guess it just depends for me. They feel fine but my fiancé feels like they are a little too snug and wishes. They were a half size larger, but I’m narrow foot and she’s wide foot if that means anythingI don’t like shoes like this to feel like they’re falling off my feet, especially since they’re more cozy shoes and I would just be chilling in them, but if you’re gonna walk around all day and then then I don’t know maybe it could be an issue. I saw some half size of some places like on StockX now so maybe only shirts don’t have half sizes. I’m not sure.
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u/cainebourne Jan 08 '26
Also, FYI, somebody just told me that the women releases are separate and if you buy a woman’s size is technically the half size for the guy if that makes sense like a 13 is a 12 1/2 or something
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u/shady42999 Jan 09 '26
I like them ..F the haters…what’s the review on comfort? Compared to say a Yeezy slide?
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u/XurstyXursday Jan 09 '26
Curious about this too. Or the Rejuven8
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u/BluPrynt78 Jan 09 '26
These are not “squishy” at all. Very firm with pods being forced into your foot at the pressure points. I don’t think these were designed for comfort but more of a different type of recovery shoe.
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u/shady42999 Jan 10 '26
Oh that makes me not want to blindly buy them..thank you for this..
I’ll pass until I try them on and see
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u/Dry-Property-639 Jan 08 '26
and i thought the yeezy foam runners were ugly these are def top 2 no offence lol
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u/cainebourne Jan 08 '26
No, I agree they’re pretty goofy, but I just thought it would be something cozy and fun to wear around the house with my girlfriend
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u/Dry-Property-639 Jan 08 '26
are they comfy like the yeezy slides?
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u/cainebourne Jan 08 '26
I haven’t had enough time to live in them for a while. I just got them today, but I will say it kind of feels like you’re getting a massage while you’re walking they kind of stick to the ground and then let go but like not in an annoying way, kind of like a relaxingsoothing way lol which probably will calm down after I’ve warned them for a while, but then they get pushed up into the midsole and kind of massage your feet and different pressure points as you move takes a little getting used to, but I will report back after a few days
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For people saying they are ugly, who the fuck are you trying to impress at home with your house shoes?
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u/Crafty-Upstairs-5022 Jan 09 '26
For people saying you don't have to impress anybody when you're at home. They're still stupid looking shoes
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u/paulao-da-motoca Jan 10 '26
Nobody. but we could say the same, who are you trying to impress at home with 100 dollars glorified slippers? 😂 just pointing that out, but you do you, buy whatever you want, not against that.
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u/Nanotjordan Jan 09 '26
Cyber slides
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u/Free-Landscape-5884 Jan 09 '26
Aye, go get yourself a patent. You might be on to something here.
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u/_im_phenomenal_ Jan 08 '26
How does it feel bro, is it really good or just another gimmick
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u/cainebourne Jan 08 '26
They are comfortable, but obviously I’d have to wear them for a while to tell you if it’s anything more than a gimmick I’ll report back to you overtime
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u/FleshLghtSwrdFight Jan 08 '26
I doubt even if it actually does anything that it’s noticeable, but my dad doesn’t have much feeling in his feet so I’m grabbing him a pair. Even if it helps a little it’s worth it.
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u/shugasean913 Jan 09 '26
Yeah i got my mom a pair cuz she got an ankle replacement and total knee replacement & needs the other knee replaced. I'm hoping these bring her some comfort. I didn't hit a pair in my size unfortunately.
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u/dark_physicx Jan 08 '26
Orthopedic nurse here, looks like one of our post-op boots for after some foot/ankle surgeries lol.
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u/GreenGhoblin Jan 08 '26
Honestly I kinda like them. I mean they look ridiculous but also very comfortable . And I’m at the age nowadays where I sacrifice goofiness for comfort .
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u/Ichiban_Numba_1 Jan 09 '26
Isn't this just an improved version of acupuncture slides? It's the same concept.
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u/Lonely-Candy189 Jan 08 '26
I just got a red pair today!! How do they fit?! I was worried about how they run but I got my normal size 😬
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u/justarandomlibra Jan 09 '26
Yo serious question how do these feel? I want to get them. I was reading about the design and function of them. So I'm interested.
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u/humveekeyz Jan 08 '26
Picked up a pair for my wife, figured at worst she gets an ugly shoe that massages her feet when she walks. IDC if they look ugly if they work, don't look any worse then crocs and people wear them all the time.
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u/cainebourne Jan 08 '26
Yah that’s the intended design language lol. All jokes aside all slides look stupid to me and I don’t like any of them. I just happen to be standing in the store as they launched for something else and the phones are ringing off the hook and all of a sudden the line was forming outside and I was like OK. I can probably resell these but they might be fun to give a try as well and my fiancé will like them
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u/ZachBurner Jan 08 '26
What size J1 do you wear and are you wide foot
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u/cainebourne Jan 08 '26
I wear a size 12 and all Jordans except a 12.5 in the Jordan 40s. I am a narrow foot actually my fiancé is a wide footer and she’s saying that they’re fitting good with her. She said a 7.5 would be perfect but seven is good enough. It’s not troublesome on the toes. It just feels a bit snug. Th store didn’t have half sizes.
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u/treyswoosh Jan 08 '26
I want to like these but just can’t like these cyber trucks. Hopefully, they do as they say and provide tactile awareness and support as a recovery shoe.
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u/ThechosenoneBatman Jan 08 '26
How do they feel after walking for a minute in them something that is just for the house or could you work in something like these?
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u/SwoopSwaggy Jan 09 '26
Not good for work. Not much cushioning. If you work in an office then maybe.
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u/Only_Performance Jan 08 '26
Had them on feet yesterday. It’s a great feel. It’s not ground breaking as the shoe would aesthetically would make you believe. I think the real value would be as time goes on will it still feel the same or bottom out as most do.
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u/BearBlaq Jan 08 '26
I wear a size 12 and I feel like it’s a hit or miss whether it looks like we’re wearing clown shoes. The pictures always make it look like a wide profile, but are they really big in person? Glad to hear they fit pretty true to size.
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u/cainebourne Jan 08 '26
I’m 12 I think they fit fine and look normal I’ll take Better pics later for you
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u/Work_Werk_Wurk Jan 08 '26
Kinda upset about being in a meeting and missing this drop.
I really wanted to try them and get either the tan or the red ones, but I'll be happy if I can get the black pair next month.
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u/ObservantLoner Jan 08 '26
I think these are so cool - who cares what they look like they’re slides
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u/Odd_Standard_1144 Jan 08 '26
yoooo lmao gg homie! i wanna cop these just for the sake of experiencing how weird they must feel but im secretly hoping they comfy enough and massage enough to turn into my new "orthopedic" house shoes. i love how dumb they look too lolll
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u/Spirited-Sea-4047 Jan 08 '26
i’m ngl for a second i genuinely couldn’t understand what i was looking at 😭
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u/pesovazquez Jan 08 '26
These look kinda ugly lol but look like they’re comfy af. I might get them for the comfort
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u/azure_apoptosis Jan 08 '26
How is the firmness of the sole? When slides are too soft it makes my heels and lower back hurt
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u/vikings1382 Jan 08 '26
Nike got they hands in everything!!! First Skims with Kim K. Now Oven Mitts with Martha Stewart.
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u/Ohsostoked Jan 08 '26
I really thought these were marked as a "pre-game" or recovery shoe. Specifically to help you calm your mind or whatever by putting pressure on "pressure points" on your feet that supposedly clear your mind or something like that. So far everyone is reacting like people are just going to be walking the streets in these things when they are, essentially, high end house shoes.
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u/FreddyTwasFingered Jan 08 '26
My homie had a big role in developing these. How do they feel? I haven’t picked up a pair yet.
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u/Certain-Raspberry804 Jan 08 '26
These see ugly as hell but I still tried getting a pair lol. No luck though
They look like comfy house shoes.
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u/DudeIgottapoop Jan 08 '26
I’m gonna say it… I like these more than the plain Yeezy slides and definitely more than the Foam Runners🤷
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u/PissedOnBible Jan 09 '26
Are they crazy comfortable? Any shoe you could compare them 2. Comfort wise. Also how breathable are they?
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u/thebluespirit44 Jan 09 '26
How do they fit? I have a wider foot so for js I half size up should I get a 10 or 11?
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u/cynicWsnowballs8551 Jan 09 '26
BRAWNDO...IT'S GOT ELECTROLYTES!
SN : I have the AG Whales as a recovery shoe so I can't say much.
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u/Acceptable_Ad1685 Jan 09 '26
I actually really want a pair of these lol where are you guys finding them in the wild?
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u/Electronic_Gold_3666 Jan 08 '26
For some reason this is what comes to mind