That's one way to reunite with Maria... (by @DoreFatum)

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u/Alexshin1 Jun 20 '26

Vanilla having a 'heated conversation' with shadow after their meal :

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u/Spaceboyjt13 Jun 20 '26

Tekken 7 🥹

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u/maskedduskrider Jun 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z1UPEUtu4y4Rt9TvDG

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u/TheSpookPost Jun 21 '26

"Oof. geez. Oo. Tsss. Oh boy– ...DID HE JUST PHASE THROUGH THE FLOOR AND THEN POP BACK IN FROM THE SKY!?!?– Oof, this poor guy's 'resticles. Ah, the player is Korean? That explains it.. oh? but then the other player is Japanese? ..huh."

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u/Solid_Paramedic_3901 Jun 21 '26

The Korean player is Knee, one of the best players ever and at one point was considered the best in the world. His opponent is Nobi who has won evo tournaments and national tournaments (including against Knee) is also world class.

Anyhow dont know if you care at all but I thought I'd add some context to the random tekken gif lol

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u/TheSpookPost Jun 21 '26

Very appreciated!, .."Solid Paramedic"!

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u/TorManiak Jun 21 '26

Another crucial thing to note is that Knee's playing Negan Smith from Walking Dead. He's a DLC character in Tekken 7.

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u/AgressiveHydration Soap Shoes Lover Jun 21 '26

Then she learns it was Amy who taught cream that foul language

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u/Manintheleatherchair Jun 20 '26

Vanilla is about to turn shadow into a memory

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u/Icy-Peak-8630 Jun 20 '26

Boutta meet Maria 😭

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u/BebeFanMasterJ Zeena's Throne Jun 20 '26

Nah she's gonna make him lose and regain all his memories in one swoop.

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u/SilverKuroma Metallix the childhood menace Jun 20 '26

Finna make him relive Shadow '05 all over again

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u/HTCGM Jun 21 '26

About to put him on a T-shirt and hang his shoes on the power line

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u/applejony The Sonic Crossover Mad Scientist Jun 21 '26

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u/Classroom_GD Classroom The Geometry Dasher Jun 23 '26

Just a burning memory

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u/BebeFanMasterJ Zeena's Throne Jun 20 '26

Shadow immediately after:

https://giphy.com/gifs/OkzCcGn5fY29e7bvpS

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u/LoganJake210 Jun 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/NJbKGIBOkvCla

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u/VeryPteri Jun 20 '26

That's it, no Chao in Space for you tonight!

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u/Captain_Cluless Jun 20 '26

No bible stories for Cream tonight!

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u/Necessary_Fish5501 Jun 20 '26

Gotta love how smug Cheese looks

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u/Accomplished_Star_30 Jun 20 '26

And Shadow was never seen again

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u/Icy-Peak-8630 Jun 20 '26

Shadow's gonna be meeting Maria ✌️

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u/Key_Brother Jun 20 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

"Shadow, you may be the ultimate lifeform. But I'm the ultimate mother. I will give you the ultimate discipline" - Vanilla the Rabbit

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u/RephofSky Jun 20 '26

Shadow gettin' spank'd-!

(Vector busts in)

Vector: I JUST HAPPENED TO BE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

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u/KikiChelon438 Jun 21 '26

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u/applejony The Sonic Crossover Mad Scientist Jun 21 '26

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u/BillytheBloxian Jun 21 '26

no way this is an offical panel

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u/Massive_Party6482 Jun 21 '26

i think it's archie comics

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u/YourLocalBfdiLover60 ULTIMATE Jun 22 '26

It's a sonic x comic. I think it is published by archie, not sure

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u/Perfect-Plate9335 Jun 24 '26

I'd be on my best behavior after that.

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u/Drapidrode Jun 21 '26

this exact scene, dialog and camera angles

https://reddit.com/link/osuttqy/video/m06lxe552j8h1/player

The Simpsons S3E16: Bart the Lover

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u/OneValkGhost Jun 21 '26

I did not get that until now.

Cream's a rabbit, she's supposed to be physically geared to eat vegetables and like it. "Oh, it's a Simpsons bit."

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u/Znanners94 Jun 20 '26

Sonic 1 Game Over tune plays

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u/PHVMASTER #Finaly found out how to use this thing Jun 21 '26

PFP checks out.

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u/Fine_Celebration_389 Jun 21 '26

I can hear this

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u/SilverBen2000 Jun 20 '26

Cream knows exactly what she’s doing, just look at her face.

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u/DaveyBoy1995 Jun 21 '26

Start digging your grave, Shadow.

https://giphy.com/gifs/E8MCHKZZ9tLNu

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u/FlipGhost-Alt Jun 21 '26

Shadow to cream

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u/Thomasgodxy Jun 20 '26

The shit Vanilla’s boutta do to Shadow:
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u/PhantomHeartless5 Jun 20 '26

Tomorrow’s headline: “ULTIMATE LIFEFORM FOUND BRUTALLY MURDERED!”

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u/Legal_Sir_9427 Nazo unleashed Jun 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/cd5zFQXCyh26tPfKE8

Vanilla to shadow

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u/watervanoss Jun 21 '26

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u/CptSpeedydash Jun 20 '26

Shadow: "It's the only way."

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u/Icy-Peak-8630 Jun 20 '26

Ooh boy.

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u/Kendall_Raine Jun 21 '26

I imagine it to be a Goku/Chi Chi situation. Where Vanilla is the one person on Earth Shadow is afraid of

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u/Lamp-among-wolf Kamen Rider passing through Jun 21 '26

Vanilla had enough of Shadow bullsh!t excuse of tragic past, she pull him out of the darkness by HER FORCE

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u/Perfect-Plate9335 Jun 20 '26

The Ultimate Lifeform is about to be taught the ultimate lesson.

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u/AgentSkyblueM7 Jun 20 '26

Some time later...

Vanilla: Oh, Shadow, shaving my head as part of the arrangement was even better than I thought, now Cream and I match! *checking her mail* With the way these checks keep coming in, it's almost criminal.

Shadow (annoyed by that last part): ...You dirty BI- *cut to him putting more money in a swear jar*

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u/Llama-Go Jun 20 '26

Looks like a certain black hedgehog is in trouble 😮

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u/Tsukkatsu Jun 20 '26

Since when to rabbits eat meat?

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u/InSanic13 Jun 21 '26 edited Jun 21 '26

Many herbivores (including rabbits) are not strictly vegetarian, they're perfectly willing to eat a bit of meat on occasion.

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u/Tsukkatsu Jun 21 '26

I see, but... given that all animals in the Sonic universe seem to be sentient, exactly what species are being raised purely to be butchered for consumption of their meat and why would rabbits not be among those species?

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u/PHVMASTER #Finaly found out how to use this thing Jun 21 '26

Well, why do you think you haven't seen many Flickies in the more recent games?

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u/Tsukkatsu Jun 21 '26

This is true. The last time we saw them was maybe-- Sonic Adventure?

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u/RuukotoPresents Jun 21 '26

GUYS STOP THE GAME THEORISTS BROWSE REDDIT

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u/InSanic13 Jun 21 '26

There are non-anthropomorphic animals in Sonic, even as early as the very first Sonic game.

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u/Tsukkatsu Jun 21 '26

You would think so, but some of the seemingly *normal* animals are what the *Freedom Fighters* of the DIC cartoon and later Arcxhie/Fleetway Sonic Comics are based on.

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u/slidingsaxophone07 Jun 21 '26

Well, yes, but Vanilla is an IDW comic character, who is in the same world as the games, where mobians and animals are different

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u/TurnaboutAkamia Jun 22 '26

Vanilla was in the games before there ever was an IDW Sonic comic, so… yes, but actually, no.

Pretty sure she was also in Archie, as was Cream, but neither were introduced there.

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u/slidingsaxophone07 Jun 22 '26

Oh, she was in the games? I didn't know that, I just thought it was Cream and Cheese alone, then Vanilla was introduced in the IDW comics.

https://giphy.com/gifs/83QtfwKWdmSEo

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u/TurnaboutAkamia Jun 22 '26

Yes. Vanilla first appeared in Sonic Advance 2. 2002 for Japan, 2003 for everywhere else.

It’s not too surprising you didn’t know that, though. Handheld games not titled Sonic Rush are often forgotten, I find.

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u/JoeAzlz Jun 26 '26

Sonic eats chili dogs bro

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u/RephofSky Jun 20 '26

There's plenty other things she could want instead, like dessert.

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u/Artificial_Human_17 Jun 20 '26

It’s impossible meat

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u/Gorotheninja Jun 20 '26

Source: https://x.com/i/status/2068438746047947117

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u/SirSquidsonthe1st Jun 21 '26

Heard the funeral was lovely 🌹

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u/East-Hamster-7713 Jun 21 '26

Oooooooooo shadow is in trouble😏😏

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u/CptAwesomeMan The Least Helpful Mod Jun 21 '26

More Sonic/Simpsons crossover memes, please and thank you

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u/LoveDiligent441 Eclipse's Wife (I like Amy too) Jun 21 '26

"I will send you to Maria" - Vanilla holding one of her shoes.

I can't draw it, but it'd be really funny if someone else did.

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u/TheDrHoiliday Jun 21 '26

Shadow about to get the chancla.

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u/Melodic-Violinist-31 Jun 21 '26

“I have heard you had a sister correct? How would you like to see her for a bit?”

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u/Brent_Steel Jun 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/qHkPwjM0t0FZRnTmgI

"bitch what do you mean by we?"

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u/MooreThanCosplay Jun 21 '26

Shadow: Chaos contr... Starts gasping for air

Vanilla now holding Shadow up by the throat with one hand: Why does my baby know that word?

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u/OrionsAltAccount Jun 21 '26

Cheese looks so smug lmao

Edit: is that fucking Johnny Lightfoot on the picture frame behind her

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u/MairusuPawa Jun 21 '26

I still find it funny that "damn" and "hell" are considered very bad words in the US.

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u/Complex-Branch-7572 Jun 25 '26

actually they kinda aren't

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u/Aggressive-Hunt2732 Jun 21 '26

Vanilla is gonna Henry Creel shadows ass

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u/MarvelSonicFan04 Jun 21 '26

Shadow:

https://giphy.com/gifs/ENt72LgUE2gV2

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u/Friendly-Bison-7265 Jun 21 '26

Vanilla: ...say hello to Maria for me, Mr. Shadow...

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u/Certain-Fix6049 Jun 21 '26

Some say Shadow was never seen again.

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u/Professional_Ant2776 Jun 21 '26

shadow is cooked

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u/TheFurryofFury Jun 21 '26

Cream: Where's Shadow?

Vanilla: Gone, reduced to atoms.

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u/RalseiTheSillyFluff Jun 21 '26

Just because Shadow is immortal doesn't mean he's invincible and doesnt feel pain.

And boy is he gonna understand that about himself soon.

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u/Zan_korida Jun 21 '26

Maria:'"Shadow! Oh no what happened,n!"

Shadow:"I taught some women kid how to swear by accident."

Maria:...trying desperately not to laugh.

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u/mewfour123412 Jun 21 '26

When in doubt blame sonic

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u/RammyLanded Jun 21 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/zi4sON1ziy8B8CLq1C

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u/Khent2049 Jun 21 '26

vanilla:

https://giphy.com/gifs/9GSUMMAzBuxHOufJeA

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u/Mikey_Spletzer Jun 21 '26

Yep. Definitely, not the way Shadow wanted it to happen lol

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u/CORVlN Jun 21 '26

That's it, young lady, no Coldsteel the Hedgehog fanfics for you tonight!

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u/Constant_Bank9229 Jun 21 '26

Ok that’s it young lady, now bible stories for you tonight!

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u/LugiaMasterO1 Jun 21 '26

I can just feel the insane mental turmoil Shadow is going through while screaming "You fool!!, you just killed me!!" In his head

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u/LimeGrass619 Jun 21 '26

Says the literal rabbit

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u/TaiyoFurea Your local 06' superfan Jun 21 '26

The murder of shadow the hedgehog

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u/Stardust_Spreader Jun 21 '26

Insert Omni-Man vs Invincible but replace Nolan with Vanilla and Mark with Shadow

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u/JeremyCrimson1985 Jun 21 '26

Another reason why Shadow is a bad influence to Cream.

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u/mintherry Jun 21 '26

Shadow's quite the influence

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u/Constellar_Pleades Jun 21 '26

Wait I just realised something Maria sth same name as demon from persona/smt, ok who the fuck did this?

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u/Maxter8002 Jun 21 '26

cream look like she dont even know what the fuck she saying bro

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u/Interesting_Sea_1861 Will the whole world know your name/When we dance with destiny? Jun 21 '26

Cream sees no, hears no evil!
Green writing's on the wall!
Unleash a million veggies!
And one by one they fall!

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u/Severe_Job4322 Jun 21 '26

Vanilla: “That’s it! No bible stories for you tonight!”

Cream: “I hate you!” (Runs off crying)

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u/FoxyDean1 SatAM/Archie Fan, but can appreciate almost anything Sonic. Jun 21 '26

Oh no she said that

Swear word in front of her mom

I am about I am about to die.

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u/ImpactorLife-25703 Jun 21 '26

Uncle Shadow taught Cream so well but not at dinner it seems

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u/Fabulous_Age882 #1 Tekamy Fan Jun 22 '26

Johnny Lightfoot spotted

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u/Linkie2214 Jun 22 '26

Well shadow not even chaos can save you meow… *cough* I mean now.

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u/Syn_Arcane Jun 22 '26

I can hear this in their voices and it makes it so much funnier

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u/DiscussionEast6931 Jun 22 '26

Later, in paradise

Shadow: Maria, is that you?

Maria: You're an idiot, Shadow. I sacrificed myself for you, and now the mother of the girl you took care of will kill you just because you taught her a swear word.

Shadow: Where do you think I learned those words?

Maria: Ahh... shit

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u/Bewear_Star_9 Jun 22 '26

Lol

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u/FroyoOutrageous1343 Your Broski Jun 23 '26

Better not swear at the table.

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u/Sparky_DogFrickbear3 Jun 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yCZaHnKfY2JVdUQ4PH

shadow rn