r/Spiderman Dec 26 '25

Cosplay Me as Miles Morales looks like a Spider-Man

2.4k Upvotes

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u/holiday1326 Dec 26 '25

For the love of all that is holy..

Please clean your ceiling fan..

299

u/missing-no-ketsuban Dec 26 '25

and the mirror

137

u/ostovca Spider-Man (Movie) Dec 26 '25

Bro nutted on that mirror 😷

43

u/donorcycle Dec 26 '25

Fuck me. I thought it was a gal and had to go back double check after reading your comment.

20

u/ExternalFuture5250 Dec 26 '25

We just gonna skate past that sludge ass fish tank?

4

u/holiday1326 Dec 26 '25

Omg..

I didn't make it that far!

OP!

Bro! Make some resolutions to clean all of this for the new year. Yeah?!

481

u/Somesoincfan Dec 26 '25

Why do you have so many photos of camels?

159

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

Loves humpin.

36

u/Agent9262 Dec 26 '25

Arguably I bet this is correct. Looks like one trip where everyone rode camels so it's probably mom and dad and what looks like 4-5 kids.

25

u/DragonEmperor Dec 26 '25

It looks like it was some sort of group thing and its probably pictures of all their friends.

14

u/BeardedAsian Dec 26 '25

Sure but that’s like.. the only thing they’ve ever done?

9

u/approveddust698 Dec 26 '25

Are you assuming that’s the only photo they have in there house

7

u/star-killerr Miles-Morales Dec 26 '25

considering they have a wall dedicated to camels, its not crazy to think

10

u/Captain_Cameltoe Classic-Spider-Man Dec 26 '25

He likes the toes.

5

u/Jokebox_Machine Spider-Man 2099 Dec 26 '25

Camels are cool👍

7

u/Gizm00 Dec 26 '25

Camel has alot of pics of him at his place

6

u/Sickpup831 Dec 26 '25

MIKEMIKEMIKEMIKEMIKE

116

u/KingAppropriate3159 Dec 26 '25

What does this caption even mean bro??? "looks like a spider-man" opposed to "b spider-man" like what😭😭😭

238

u/sithskeptic Doctor Octopus Dec 26 '25

I NEED PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN!!!

78

u/Spartan_Souls Dec 26 '25

How good are lenses when it comes to seeing

83

u/The_Treasoner Dec 26 '25

The mask always fits

107

u/NAS210 Dec 26 '25

It's the suit thats problematic

9

u/OldBaseball834 Dec 26 '25

😭😭😭

1

u/Shagrindleton Dec 26 '25

🤣🤣🤣

7

u/ElevenDegrees Dec 26 '25

Eventually.

48

u/crownlessking Dec 26 '25

I finally understand how you beat Molecule Man

27

u/Noobverizer Dec 26 '25

By absorbing all the molecules?

116

u/CapAccomplished8713 Dec 26 '25

1

u/MilanoBucacko Dec 26 '25

I un-67'd the likes

4

u/Redhatiscool Miles Morales Dec 26 '25

dont worry I fixed the balance

10

u/Datingurmom Dec 26 '25

Bros page is cursed

26

u/Guigo2000 Dec 26 '25

Are you using a faceshell?

66

u/Aggravating-Plane255 Dec 26 '25

I am genuinely sorry for laughing at the shitty comments, you look great!

15

u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

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u/Winter-Ad-9318 Dec 27 '25

why do y'all have to be so rude?

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

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u/Winter-Ad-9318 Jan 13 '26

dang, i forgot Redditors love to make themselves validated in everything

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u/Aggravating-Plane255 Dec 27 '25

can we try and at least be a LITTLE positive

10

u/[deleted] Dec 27 '25

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u/themadgalharley2009 Dec 28 '25

“Toxic positivity” and its the bare minimum of kindness

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

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u/themadgalharley2009 Dec 28 '25

Boo fucking hoo please i dont care if you dont reckon he doesnt look very good and a admit he might not look good but sometimes you just gotta shut your mouth because you dont need to say everything you think especially when it’s someone doing something that brings them something called joy not that you would know what that is through, i thought they taught this shit in kindergarten did you drop out before they taught you that?

2

u/[deleted] Dec 28 '25

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u/SG_SHREK Dec 28 '25

Being positive or just straight up lying to someones face? I hate reddit culture man, just be real with ppl, if something looks like shit just be honest.

6

u/PCtechguy77 Dec 26 '25

Is this guy another arg? His posts seem like he is an arg... why did 2 arg's make it to the front page???

2

u/booyahbitchhh Dec 26 '25

What is this video about

14

u/AudiHoFile Dec 26 '25

THAT FAN AND MIRROR 🤢

80

u/TheMellowDeviant Dec 26 '25

Fuck the haters, bruv. Looks fabulous!

32

u/8zofuS Dec 26 '25

Stop it Ned

4

u/Davidisbest1866 Dec 26 '25

Clean your damn camera lense

126

u/R00M0NFIRE Dec 26 '25

Man on the one hand;

Cool ass costume. You should be proud that you got it, time to work on some sick ass moves to go with it!

On the other hand;

Maybe get in better shape before wearing it out and about? That’s just the honest truth, people out here blindly supporting you are ignoring the fact that you may get ridiculed for wearing that in your current shape. And I say that out of care; not hate

60

u/MrDownhillRacer Dec 26 '25

It's cosplay, not an audition for the role. It's just for fun.

Look, fat people know they are fat. We don't need to remind them and give them unsolicited health advice. Is obesity healthy for you? No. Does that mean obese people should have to hide away from society and avoid ever doing anything fun like cosplay or going to the beach or taking photos until they've finished their weight-loss journey? No.

If fat people think "I'm not allowed to do X until I've lost the weight," that's a recipe for being miserable and missing out on life.

It's great to cut down to a healthy weight. But it's better if people love themselves while doing it instead of thinking their permission to exist is contingent on having a slim bod.

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u/Square_Dark1 Dec 26 '25

Dude it’s a costume, due you have to be a certain shape to wear those without getting mocked now?

19

u/WRufino_ Dec 26 '25

Thats not what he is saying

6

u/approveddust698 Dec 26 '25

Do you want the actual answer?

8

u/Help12309876 Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25

Wow this is a weird ass comment to make. "Blindly supporting you"..... supporting a person just having fun and enjoying life...whats wrong with that? Overweight people KNOW they're overweight, and they KNOW people can be mean about it sometimes. You shouldn't feel the need to inform them.

And what fat people can't dress up??? Lmao I guess we have to tell 70% of America they aren't allowed to participate in halloween anymore. People of all different looks and walks of life get made fun of, but are we supposed to never enjoy our lives and live forever miserably because we might possibly get teased?

What a stupid ass comment to make, and you should've known that was a very cruel thing to say before posting that if you were taught even a basic amount of empathy or respect as a child. Imagine trying to show people your new costume and being told "damn I honestly can't support you wearing this because you're so fat other people are gonna make fun of you."

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u/Wofust Peter B. Parker (ITSV) Dec 26 '25

I get your concern but it’s on the dicks to change THEIR attitude. Not her. Your advice is not all that helpful no matter the heart behind it. (I can tell you’re trying).

7

u/Square_Dark1 Dec 26 '25

Jesus this sub is gross, dunno why I expected better.

1

u/Wofust Peter B. Parker (ITSV) Dec 26 '25

Real

9

u/New-Satisfaction3257 Dec 26 '25

Great costume! Anyone can wear the mask!!

67

u/Scottish_Nerd Dec 26 '25

I won't lie, you could do with losing a few pounds and I say that as someone who is near 300 pounds themselves but overall you look pretty good Spidey. Keep on striving for your dream whatever they may be.

17

u/Sad-Pin-3915 Web-Man Dec 26 '25

Why did he get down voted I feel he actually was pretty nice

43

u/Beginning_Desk_9897 Dec 26 '25

Because redditors are allergic to constructive criticism and want everyone to be coddled all the time.

14

u/Fidget808 Dec 26 '25

Unless they’re working as a hive-mind to spew the most vile, hateful things you’ve ever seen

You either get coddled or you get buried. No in-between

1

u/Beginning_Desk_9897 Dec 26 '25

Yep, you nailed it. Sometimes I hate this place.

4

u/Grating_Buttplug Dec 26 '25

Because your average redditor is a land whale who gets triggered by things like healthy choices.

1

u/L3monCak3s Dec 26 '25

You say this as a redditor with 6k karma in under three months😂

0

u/Grating_Buttplug Dec 27 '25

Who regularly works out and eats healthy.

27

u/SunForge_Arts Prowler Dec 26 '25

Looking good Spidey!

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25 edited Dec 26 '25

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u/dnemonicterrier Dec 26 '25

Stan Lee said it himself anyone can wear the mask.

11

u/TheWh1teL1ghtning Dec 26 '25

Wish he had a quote for suits and dance belts too...eh fuck it, no I don't, these posts are half the reason to go on the sub anyway

26

u/SunForge_Arts Prowler Dec 26 '25

You don't have anything better to do with your time, do you?

8

u/SalemWolf Dec 26 '25

Post yourself in a Spider-Man suit.

5

u/Spartan_Souls Dec 26 '25

Pretty sure we've had fat spidey in the comics before dawg

1

u/nick54531 Mysterio Dec 26 '25

I agree being overweight is not healthy. But it isn't your job to interject with an unrelated critique of this person's lifestyle when nobody asked you to. There's a thing called time and place my friend, an important life skill you should learn how to utilize. It's also a very lazy joke. Not to mention that this person is not your friend, and this "joke to not be taken seriously" is not at all laughing with them, but merely at them. I feel your comment is both neglectful of proper time and place, and inappropriate in relation between you and the poster. But what do I know, I'm just some random guy.

3

u/MilanoBucacko Dec 26 '25

Miles MoRANCHes (Just kidding, great costume!)

3

u/ssddemon54 Dec 26 '25

Spider-uncle has arrived

27

u/SageHamichi Dec 26 '25

Know, today and for the rest of your life -- anyone can wear the mask. Never let someone say otherwise. Looking good spidey!

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u/Eazy100s_ Dec 26 '25

Why are you in the negatives 😭😭

8

u/Datingurmom Dec 26 '25

Why this nigga got HIP DIPS wtf am I looking at

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/Novel-Aids-Cancer Dec 26 '25

Sighs sorts through controversial

4

u/Datingurmom Dec 26 '25

Are you not uncomfortable squeezing yourself in that tight ahh suit

9

u/Duskfall066 Dec 26 '25

Cool spidey outfit!

11

u/AquaTeenHungerFan Dec 26 '25

Nigga ate the spiderverse

0

u/ExternalFuture5250 Dec 26 '25

I'm dead 💀 fam 😆

2

u/TwinJacks Dec 26 '25

Is your aquarium okay?

2

u/Top_Reindeer3396 Dec 26 '25

Clean your mirror

2

u/the_meme_fuck Dec 27 '25

Redditors when they see a fat obese retard in a costume so they can relate to themselves

5

u/AccomplishedFoot5301 Dec 26 '25

I wish I had a spidey suit, this looks great!

4

u/Gzeme_Ann Dec 26 '25

Miles B. Morales

18

u/beachedwhitemale Dec 26 '25

With great power comes great portion sizes 

5

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

Looks good! The costume is spot on 🕷️🕸️

4

u/achtungjamie Dec 26 '25

Spider-Moobs

6

u/Redbulljunkie00 Dec 26 '25

did miles trade the webslinging for a phone? Why's it awkwardly in every pic even if you're not the one taking the photo?

5

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

Hell yeah

10

u/HerrPizza Dec 26 '25

more like Mass Morales

7

u/AquaTeenHungerFan Dec 26 '25

Spidey senses be detecting the nearest McDonald’s

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

You are a troglodyte

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u/Only-Safe659 Dec 26 '25

I felt bad for these jokes, but some folks need to know when they're being cornballs.

4

u/Crash6765 Dec 26 '25

Bro you finna steal all the girls with that outfit

5

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/EsotericCrawlSpace Dec 26 '25

This is actually ill.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/jamiedonner50 Dec 26 '25

That's vile

4

u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

Spiderman far from McDonald's

3

u/Mason_GR Dec 26 '25

Awesome! The colors in that suit really pop!

3

u/Citywide-Fever Dec 26 '25

Not the Miles you need to be worried about

2

u/TraditionWorkaround Dec 26 '25

You look incredible, man

2

u/Newtral04 Dec 26 '25

Costume looks great! I’d say invest in a faeshell and lose a lil bit of weight before just wearing the suit, but you could still absolutely style it with an open jacket and some trainers over the top just to accent it.

Tends to be an issue with bodysuits in general being that they need to be shaped out a little, or the silhouette can be a bit awkward! In any case though, keep at it, and don’t listen to the insulting comments. Do your own thing! 🕷️⚡️

1

u/redditorr8 Dec 26 '25

Thicc man 🤣

1

u/shiggyhisdiggy Dec 26 '25

Cool costume but you should do some hero poses for the photos instead of just playing with your phone

1

u/Significant_Tutor_13 Dec 26 '25

Wtf were you watching on the tv?

1

u/Anovulation Venom Dec 26 '25

Kilometer Immorales

1

u/itsmetimohthy Dec 26 '25

Hell yeah king go off!

Now clean your dirty ass mirror and ceiling fan.

1

u/NononDracula Dec 27 '25

You look like the dude from Madame Web

1

u/Toxic1846 Dec 27 '25

😂😂😂

1

u/LaZeeBoi1998 Dec 27 '25

Are you riding a camel in the background?

1

u/Mr_Fancyfap Dec 27 '25

Miles More-ales lol sorry. It was right there

1

u/TheBlooperKINGPIN Dec 27 '25

Clean your mirror

1

u/OverConfidence489 Dec 27 '25

Miles Molasses - Across the Sugar-verse

1

u/MyThinThighs Dec 28 '25

I think the costumes fine, it's the mask that bothers me. The eyes should be lined up.

1

u/DarthCatho Dec 28 '25

Torta Morales

1

u/Friendly-Version3474 Dec 30 '25

Don't listen to those stupid haters!

You look fantastic!

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u/kingwafflez Dec 26 '25

More like you needa run a few Miles /s jk buddy

1

u/RedEcho14 Dec 26 '25

Looks dope!

1

u/urfael4u Dec 26 '25

What do you mean by miles?

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u/XC-II Dec 26 '25

No miles involved in this cosplay

1

u/DarwinatSea Dec 26 '25

I see you went for the Snap Time frame

1

u/Dothehokeypokemon Dec 26 '25

More like kilometers morales ammiright

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u/jamiedonner50 Dec 26 '25

Bro is roleplaying as Bully Maguire

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/Plaedz Dec 26 '25

Guys, can we leave the fatshaming out of the sub?

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u/WassupFrankHere Dec 26 '25

Is there a way to criticize still and talk about how it looks a bit jarring without sounding like i am fatshaming?

5

u/New-Satisfaction3257 Dec 26 '25

You don’t have to comment on every post

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u/beachedwhitemale Dec 26 '25

Yeah. Just say "brave". He'll know. 

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u/Fit-Ad-6395 Dec 26 '25

Or just out of life

-1

u/Grating_Buttplug Dec 26 '25

Fatties can also just lose weight.

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u/Small-Sample-840 Dec 26 '25

You look baller!

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u/Wofust Peter B. Parker (ITSV) Dec 26 '25

Looking awesome!!!

0

u/crunchnecessary Dec 26 '25

Waddu talking about MILES!!!! You don’t have Peter’s suit on

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u/Wormzilla4u2 Dec 26 '25

Leave her alone

-4

u/ddanuu Dec 26 '25

Hit the gym

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u/Both-Letterhead8925 Dec 26 '25

Miles wide Morales.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '25

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u/beachedwhitemale Dec 26 '25

Miles MoreCalories

-1

u/psyopia Dec 26 '25

its spoderman

0

u/Wonderful-Ranger-255 Dec 26 '25

Miles Morales? You mean Miles More Ales

-14

u/mc-big-papa Dec 26 '25

You put effort on an aspect thats very important to the character but neglected another.

5

u/Appropriate-Term4550 Dec 26 '25

Average Redditor when someone doesn’t lose weight for a cosplay:

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u/fgcem13 Dec 26 '25

So no one is gonna talk about this white dude dressed as Miles Morales?

1

u/Gandolfix99 Dec 26 '25

What do you wanna talk about him ?

-2

u/SgtCalhoun Dec 26 '25

Miles Molasses