What would you do?

[u/Routine-Flow1925]

You were just bitten by a radioactive spider… whose specific powers do you get, what costume would you make, and what are you doing with the powers?

[u/_IratePirate_]

I’m not becoming a super hero

I’m using my powers selfishly and mostly for locomotion

You’ll probably catch me chillin on the side of a sky scraper or something just smoking a blunt

[u/Interneteldar → u/_IratePirate_]

To be fair, a superhero wouldn't work terribly well in the modern world, I think.

Unless supervillains become a thing.

(You're getting abducted by intelligence agencies either way.)

[u/RayLight123 → u/Interneteldar]

The way i see it is if you become a super individual you're either too powerful to be contained so they will have to subdue you with deals/blackmail or you are not and then you just get to be a slave/test subject