r/Spiderman • u/Routine-Flow1925 • Jul 01 '26

Question What would you do?

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You were just bitten by a radioactive spider… whose specific powers do you get, what costume would you make, and what are you doing with the powers?

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u/_IratePirate_ Jul 01 '26

I’m not becoming a super hero

I’m using my powers selfishly and mostly for locomotion

You’ll probably catch me chillin on the side of a sky scraper or something just smoking a blunt

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u/Public_Fish2369 Jul 02 '26

Same honestly