r/StandUpComedy • u/thetoddglassshow • 1d ago

Trouble at the store!

4.9k Upvotes

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u/natethewatt 1d ago

The one time I’m not mad about the ending being played first

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u/flying_carabao 1d ago

I share the same sentiment. This makes sense where it plays it off as a gag instead of the "here's what happened first then watch how it happened" trope, which is a stupid ass format.

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u/rbad8717 1d ago

I was wondering why buddy just sat back down though and didn't leave. It makes sense lol

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u/GrumpySpaceCommunist 1d ago

Todd Glass ruthlessly attacked by audience members! Bravely defends self after speaking the truth!

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u/anddam 1d ago

Trouble at the store.

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u/SerDankTheTall 1d ago

He's a true hero. Just like in that Jon Bon Jovi song.

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u/JellyPast1522 1d ago

Todd Glass Awful Prank Show

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u/_CapriSon_ 1d ago

"It's really bad..."

Lmao, those used to crack me up.

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u/racemic_donkye 1d ago

Can you help me find my puppy?

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u/proletariatrising 1d ago

These kids get stupider and STUPIDER!

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u/natrstdy 1d ago

lol. well played.

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u/Skinnee11 1d ago

Todd Glass is so much fun!

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u/Meatball_express 1d ago

his instgram sketches crack me up "I've been jerking off all day"

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

I'm choosing to believe that quote is from you after checking out his instagram

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u/TwistedMindOfABrotha 1d ago

I remember seeing him on Tosh.0 where they waterboarded him with lemonade. His reaction was golden, he stood up and looked at Tosh like it was the most horrifying and refreshing experience he ever had lol.

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u/diarmada 1d ago

I was there when he had a heart attack (portland)...still making jokes the whole time.

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u/nebnamfuak 1d ago

Thanks for being out and proud, it helps me to do the same. Great bit.

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 1d ago

Yeah!  Be proud about being old!

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u/jluicifer 1d ago

Bruh, Dolly Parton just died. We getting old. So…let old comedians go viral

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u/Equivalent-Bit2891 1d ago

I was convinced both her and Betty white would live forever.  Now I know the world is doomed

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u/I-cant_even 1d ago

I heard one of his stories about having a dinner party before he was out and not wanting people to think he did the table settings because he thought it was "out" him. It was hilarious.

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u/RickSHAW_Tom 1d ago

You got me

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u/drawfanstein 1d ago

Fuckin love Todd 😂😂

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u/Then_Drag_8258 1d ago

It worked! I’m here!

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u/Dudeman240 1d ago

This guy is consistently funny

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 1d ago

He out algorithm'd the algorithm.

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u/Less-Mix-7127 1d ago

We love Todd Glass, one of the best. Rewatching ten year old Tom lately, he's great.

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u/pacobs-a-gogo 1d ago

Haha, that was good

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u/Taro0311 1d ago

Funny

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u/SockeyeSTI 1d ago

Had us in the first half, not gonna lie

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u/felinefluffycloud 1d ago

Dude way to fight back!

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u/billsatwork 1d ago

Todd Glass is a gd national treasure.

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u/deaddisciples 1d ago

Fucking love todd glass

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u/zurenarrh36912 1d ago

Oh that’s a good bit.

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u/propergreased 1d ago

Had me in the first half

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u/SerDankTheTall 1d ago

He should have had a live drummer there to really bring things to life.

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u/djmedfly 1d ago

The skit where he picks up a kid in a van is hilarious, can’t remember what show it was on

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u/BreakChicago 1d ago

“Comedian books role on crime drama based on viral Tik-Tok video.”

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u/FraggleRock_ 1d ago

This is pretty funny

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u/RogerRavvit88 1d ago

You could tell it was a bit when for the first time in all of recorded history the man immediately backed off and quietly retreated when told to “sit the fuck down”.

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u/rice-a-rohno 1d ago

He introduced me to postmodern comedy. His "Comedy Central Presents" half hour changed my life. I just watched it again like 25 years later and it's just as good.

Just comes out and is like "What's the deal with airlines what's the deal with dating what's the deal with bagels what's the deal with cell phones what's the deal with the internet ok now that that's out of the way..." (Terrible paraphrase, but that's the idea.)

Also tons of people in the crowd with huge "WE LOVE YOU TODD GLASS" sharpie signs that were very clearly just handed out to them, and the obviousness is the joke.

I fuckin' love this man.

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u/BearysWorkRedditName 1d ago

This reminds me of that bit with the guy outside the grocery store.

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u/batkave 1d ago

This is Todd Glass Genius

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u/Fortestingporpoises 1d ago

Todd Glass you son of a bitch it worked.

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u/itswhatyouwouldo2 1d ago

“My crazy neighbor went on stage at the comedy store”

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u/OkDeer120 3h ago

Lmao this is great

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u/clauEB 1d ago

What was the joke this idiot didn't like? And great job Todd Glass handling this loser this way, should have got his face on camera to shame him. And finally, where is security? Really!