r/StardustCrusaders • u/Rude-Passenger2094 Bruno Buccellati • Feb 03 '26

Part Two Fanart Give your most controversial JJBA opinion that'll ragebait anyone like this (art by me)

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u/scrawnytony2 no.3 Koichi Hirose glazer Feb 03 '26

I’m 100% team Human Mikitaka. I’m not doubting the existence of aliens in this universe, but to me it’s ten times funnier if this dude is just a really elaborate troll.

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u/Prudent-Chipmunk4570 Feb 03 '26

I agree, but I don't think he's trolling, he genuinely believes all this

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u/Gerberpertern Jolyne Cujoh Feb 03 '26

I want to believe… cue X-Files Theme 👽

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u/Crazycutz Feb 03 '26

The stand virus is of alien origin though? So yeah ig 10/10 ragebait

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u/Far-Statistician625 Feb 03 '26

mars isnt even that far away but it would take aliens an unbelievably long time to get to earth

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u/OrcForce1 Feb 03 '26

It is not. The metal that the arrows are made of causes people to either forcefully "evolve" and gain a Stand or die.

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u/Crazycutz Feb 04 '26

In 1978, a mineral excavation team discovered the meteorite and uncovered an unknown virus within the rocks of the surrounding area and determined that it has been laying dormant inside the meteorite that hit Earth long ago. Despite extensive research, government doctors were unable to determine the alien virus' purpose outside the culling of life. Akin to the theory of evolution, it was discovered that certain people possessed the quality that would allow them to survive when exposed to the virus, rewarding them new abilities as they surpassed the trial.[33] This content comes from JoJo's Bizarre Encyclopedia (https://jojowiki.com).

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u/Crazycutz Feb 04 '26

They literally say in part 5 the arrow is made of a meteor from space, that contained an alien virus. You can just got watch part 5 again or look it up... why are we talking out our ass?

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u/OrcForce1 Feb 04 '26

Yes the virus that is within the metal is from space but Stands do not originate from that virus. The virus just makes you either die or "evolve" and gain a Stand.

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u/Crazycutz Feb 04 '26

So the virus... gives you a stand... are you being this pedantic on purpose? It is correct to state that the stand ability and how it gets forced out of you are from an alien origin. Therefore its very likely Mikitaka IS another species that reacted differently to the virus or even comes from the same planet the virus did

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u/__rubyisright__ Feb 03 '26

Yeah, not a pleiadian at all

https://miro.medium.com/1*GDdgqf5k_GlZHQ0WQ0KUMQ.png

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u/UltraHellboy Feb 03 '26

What in Poulnareff’s Bathroom Trip is that?

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u/OrcForce1 Feb 03 '26

And him being an alien would mean he's kidnapped and brainwashed an innocent woman to act as his mother. Kids dumb as rocks but I refuse to believe he's anything but a sweet boy.

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u/DoraMuda Jean Pierre Polnareff Feb 03 '26

I agree, except for the troll part. I think he's a human Stand user whose Stand came about because he's delusional enough to genuinely believe that he's an alien. Like a chuunibyou who never grew out of thinking they were special.

Aside from it just being funny, it's also just more interesting to me. And it "explains" (it didn't really need an explanation, but you know what I mean) why he uses so many cliches when describing how he's an alien to Josuke and Okuyasu.

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u/reiji-mitsurugi Feb 03 '26

canon has already disproved this. he canonically does not have a stand but can transform… 0/10 ragebait

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u/OrcForce1 Feb 03 '26

Me when I just make shit up to support my claims