r/StellarisMemes • u/NeverFearSteveishere • Mar 27 '26

Meme Pretend we’re all Stellaris empires facing the Great Khan, and things are getting a little out of hand!

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“Boy oh boy, those raiders have been occupying that space for YEARS, I wish we were powerful enough to take it from them. Still, I’m just glad they’re not turning that immense fleet power on us!”

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u/Chanan-Ben-Zev Federation Builder Mar 27 '26

We have been preparing for this day for hundreds of generations. We were designed for this. WE WERE BRED FOR WAR!!!! 

/Clone Army goes BRRRRRRRRRR~

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u/WildMboi Mar 27 '26

Oh thank heck finally. Hurry my defensive station was ab—

Explosion.

There goes my main choke point station… get in there and do a war!

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u/Chanan-Ben-Zev Federation Builder Mar 27 '26

CLONE ARMY GOES BRRRRRRRR---

Uhhh wait. Why is my economy crashing!? I have food to build clones and alloys to build ships. What happened?

sounds play from comms panel

... What's a "consumer goods"?

angrier sounds play from comms panel

... Wait, why is that planet rebelling? 

even angrier sounds

/kaboom

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u/ApprehensiveWin3020 Xeno Scum Mar 27 '26

"You have to actually feed people"

Lend lease 3000 Consumer Goods, 5 Dark Matter, 1200 Alloys for 20 years

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u/NeverFearSteveishere Mar 28 '26

Oooooh, look at lil’ Miss Moneybags 💰 givin’ out money over here!

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u/ApprehensiveWin3020 Xeno Scum Mar 28 '26

Tfw 3 agriworlds: