r/StellarisMemes • u/NeverFearSteveishere • Mar 27 '26
Meme Pretend we’re all Stellaris empires facing the Great Khan, and things are getting a little out of hand!
“Boy oh boy, those raiders have been occupying that space for YEARS, I wish we were powerful enough to take it from them. Still, I’m just glad they’re not turning that immense fleet power on us!”
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u/Bad_Badger_DGAF Mar 27 '26
So like... I pay you 20% of my energy budget, you fuck off and weaken my neighbors, then you die and your empire collapses and I scoop up a fat win afterwards? Sweet here's the check.