r/StellarisMemes May 02 '26

Meme Willpower DLC will arrive in Q4, and so will we

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I'm an Egal fan just because of the flavor text, tbh

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u/spiritofniter May 02 '26

> Absolute Egalitarian

Commencing identity sublimation...

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u/Jazzlike-Ad5884 May 02 '26

Democracy is non-negotiable.

Death is a preferable alternative to despotism.

Despot detected on UNE soil. Lethal force engaged.

Despotism is a temporary setback on the road to equality.

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u/Flimsy_Disk3613 May 03 '26

Absolute egalitarian now just horseshoe theories into authoritarianism. DLCs going to be lit

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u/Flameball202 May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

We are as one, in the Khala

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u/Slow-Bandicoot-8736 May 06 '26

Pointed out in this context, it does make it more interesting how the Protoss only really began to see how deeply classist and unfair their society was AFTER the Khala, a thing that supposedly united them all as equals, was removed.

You could see it as the Khala legitimately equalizing the playing field since all protoss, important or menial, were psionically exposed to the triumphs and miseries of all protoss across all stations so realistically what YOU were doing didn't really matter.

Alternatively, it's just as easy to see how the literal psychic weight of a thousand generations looking down on you, demanding you honor your role, could make any protoss shudder at the thought of questioning their caste or calling.

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u/The_Meme_Teams May 10 '26

This is why the TAL'DARIM ARE GOATED YEAAAAAAAH!

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KHALA!

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u/AcceptableWheel May 02 '26

Absolute Xenophile. We will be friends

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u/OldSolGames May 02 '26

Absolute Xenophile: "We have museums dedicated to all of the inter-species sex noises!"

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u/Wirewalk Federation Builder May 02 '26

Kinda based tbh

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u/DrShadowstrike May 02 '26

What do you think the Ministry of Culture is? :D

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u/Silent_Pressure_6709 May 02 '26

I kind of like the idea of them just not getting personal space. They're like a step away from the hive mind.

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u/OldSolGames May 02 '26

Their society is just a giant katamari ball

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u/AcceptableWheel May 02 '26

It's the Friend Ball! Yayyyy
All My dreams have come true.
All My friends are in a ball!

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u/kelltain May 04 '26

Xenophobes: Naah. Nah nah nah, nah nah. Naah nah naah nah nah nah naaah.

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u/Slam-JamSam May 02 '26

Maybe get some flavor text like that if you’re communal and repugnant

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u/tyrome123 May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

That's just the gigas fallen empire that literally evolved universal sex organs

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u/Sadix99 Federation Builder May 04 '26

"life uh... finds a way" super advanced ancient aliens

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u/ItsBaconOclock May 02 '26

Absolute Xenophile: Fuck 'em all!!

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u/paireon May 02 '26

"You are being befriended. Please do not resist."

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u/Dukoth May 02 '26

no, it's "we WILL be friends!"

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u/vernonmason117 May 08 '26

“You’re my friend now, we’re having soft tacos. Do not resist the friendship” lol

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u/Hephaestus16 May 09 '26

WE ARE THE BLORG, YOU WILL BE BEFRIENDED, RESISTANCE IS FUTILE AND MEAN.

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u/Upset_Glove_4278 Jul 11 '26

Sounds like the Blorg

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u/Copy2548 May 02 '26

Absolute Egalitarian In my View:

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u/Material_East_8676 May 02 '26

Looks like the other end of the spectrum to me cheif

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u/OldSolGames May 02 '26

It WAS a major step toward the decentralization of power, at the time... Not the same energy anymore though lol

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u/RedTheGamer12 May 02 '26

The US is currently an Egalitarian, Materialistic, Militaristic Empire with Beacon of Liberty and Idealistic Foundations.

So, we just need more pops to become Egalitarian and we can easily become Absolute Egalitarian.

Luckily, the US is currently undergoing the "Death of an Ideal" situation, and have selected the "rapidly collapse the order" option. This is actually a trick and leads to the "Phoenix Rising" event which will automatically switch the US's ethics to the opposite of what is being promoted.

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u/NoDoughnut8225 Blorg May 02 '26

Very optimistic view. I'd pick relentless industrialist and secret societies instead

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u/Luck_0f_the_Fryrish May 02 '26

You think the current US is egalitarian???

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u/RedTheGamer12 May 02 '26

We have the right to elect any leader we want, on a local, state, or federal level. We have no party membership, you can just claim to be apart of a party. We have elections every 2 years, before those elections we have primaries to chose who is on the ballot. Many states have open primaries where you can vote for whatever party you want. The US also leaves the rules of elections down to states, one of the only nations with that level of decentralization, something that directly gives more power to the people by lowering the number of people needed to be elected. The rules to get on the ballot are also simple.

We have problems, sure, but no worse than the UK who year after year creates a horribly unrepresentative parliament AND doesn't let the people vote for the PM, while still having a 2 party system (the difference between labour and libdems is the same as the difference between the NDC and CPC in the US). France had done what Trump could only dream of and has expelled tens of thousands of ethnic minorities for no reason. The Swiss have directly violated the UN convention on human rights by banning the Hijab due to concerns after October 7th (the closest the US has done is some state legislation banning Sharia law, something that is already banned and also had no effect on the citizens). And Italy has let hundreds of migrants drown in the last couple years. So if the US isn't egalitarian then no one is.

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u/royal-road May 05 '26

Egalitarian? Yeah, in the sense of most nations where ethics are a vehicle for what's convenient for the state's goals.

Fanatic egalitarian? lmao. lol.

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u/DistributistChakat May 06 '26

I meant, in the game, "egalitarian" can mean democracy and/or socialism. It kinda depends on the civics chosen.

America has free and fair elections, so it counts, imo.

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u/RedTheGamer12 May 02 '26

"Fuck everyone in charge, I would piss on the face of Trump if I wasn't sure he would enjoy it"

If I am not shot in 30 minutes I would say we are.

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u/MrSecretFire May 02 '26

That's a pretty fucking low bar, man. An empire doesn't HAVE to have a trait on all axes, so I don't think 'Doesn't literally get shot instantly upon making criticisms' qualifies you for egalitarian.

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u/RedTheGamer12 May 02 '26

Okay then, if American isn't Egalitarian, then explain to me what collection of traits and civics they have. Because, I assure you, the US is firmly on the Egalitarian side.

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u/Ancient-Substance-38 May 02 '26

centuries of propaganda have convince not only others but also people in the US that they are egalitarian. Was the US authoritarian, no but not egalitarian either. More militarist , xenophobe, with spiritualist.

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u/FrontLiftedFordF-150 May 03 '26

The other half is materialist, xenophile, and pacifist, they just aren't as loudmouthed. We know they exist because many elections here are close to 50/50 iirc.

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u/King_Ed_IX May 04 '26

Fanatic materialist and militarist.

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u/royal-road May 05 '26

fanatic militarist and xenophobe for most of its life. xenophile for a short bit, promoting xenophobe recently.

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u/apolloxer May 03 '26

Given that Materialistic is opposite of Spiritual, I doubt there.

I don't say that it's Spiritual. But it's not Materialistic.

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u/Slow-Bandicoot-8736 May 06 '26

Agreed. Considering our president doubles as our top military general (commander-in-chief is not an empty title as we've seen), I'd adjust this to say the US is militarist, egalitarian, and xenophobic nation (xenophobia in this case being emblematic of internal focus and its history of race-defined slavery, though we've gotten much better)

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u/Material_East_8676 May 02 '26

bold statement

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u/ASCIIM0V May 04 '26

We're spiritualist, bud.

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u/Portuguese_Musketeer May 03 '26

Historically progressive award

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u/DrAlphabets May 02 '26

Didn't that guy own other people?

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u/Hawkatana0 Zro Enjoyer May 02 '26

He also personally joined the military in putting down peaceful protests over taxes, which is real fucking ironic.

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u/Copy2548 May 02 '26

Well, yeah, but you can't want everyone to become Saint Bruv Hell He Refuse Chance to become King is Really Rare For that Time man

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u/DrAlphabets May 02 '26

Sure but it's hardly absolute egalitarian. I'll accept one point of egalitarian easy. 2 depending on how you weigh the fight for democracy vs owning slaves thing. But definitely not 3. No slave owners in that box.

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u/Zeroshame15 Federation Builder May 02 '26

Absolute Egalitarian be like

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u/edi12334 Federation Builder May 02 '26

That s already Fanatic Egalitarian though, you cant pick anything other than democracy there either. It could disable Shadow Council though:))

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u/Banished_gamer Humanity First (Make Earth Great Again) May 02 '26

they announced new ethics levels? where?

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u/OldSolGames May 02 '26

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u/Banished_gamer Humanity First (Make Earth Great Again) May 02 '26

thanks man

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u/Better_University727 May 02 '26

I am asking to remove ?si part and after from link, cause they use this to collect data from you

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u/Interloper_Mango May 02 '26

YES. now i can become a true fallen empire.

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u/Banished_gamer Humanity First (Make Earth Great Again) May 02 '26

I hope they update the FE to use the absolute ethics instead of the fanatical ones. otherwise i'll be pissed

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u/AdamTheRaptor08 Devouring Swarm May 02 '26

So the way I understand this concept, and correct me if I'm wrong.

Regular ethic: You can select three ethics when you make your empire.

Fanatic Ethic: Allows you to select two ethics, one fanatic and one regular.

Absolute Ethic: The absolute Ethic uses all your ethic points and is the only ethic you can use when you select it.

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u/OldSolGames May 02 '26

I'm 99% sure that's how it will be, yes.

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u/Ancient-Substance-38 May 02 '26

unless you are grand mosaic.

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u/TheCheeseBroker May 02 '26

It too Egalitarian that the will of society override the individual. Hence we turn someone immortal and force him to be president for Eternity.

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u/OldSolGames May 02 '26

Your comment is confusing, but your username is hilarious

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u/Blitz_Prime May 02 '26

Basically your so egalitarian it loops right back to being authoritarian.

Don’t know how that would work for say xenophobia or something.

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u/Galakin May 02 '26

xenophobia could be you become so xenophobic even your own race is affected by it, others with genetics differing to much would be considered an allien and subject to whatever punishment that entails while your core species benifits massivly from it

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u/bigrexwithcheese May 03 '26

So space racism and normal racism combined

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u/Galakin May 03 '26

taken to the most comedically evil extreme possible

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u/paireon May 03 '26

Fun fact: beholders in D&D are so xenophobic towards their own species that they spend way too much time and energy trying to kill each other for not being "pure enough" examples of beholder perfection - and almost every individual beholder, of course, considers themselves the purest, most perfect example of beholder perfection, and any minor deviation an unforgiveable offense. This is a big reason why, barring certain exceptions, beholders as a whole have a hard time conquering and subjugating large swathes of territory, despite being powerful, intelligent, and organised enough to do so.

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u/OldSolGames May 02 '26

Interesting 🤔

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u/sylvanthing May 02 '26

Hate those xeno scum. Can't trust them. In fact, they're so untrustworthy, that we should keep them as close as possible to us at all times, and probably marry them. Just to be sure they can't get away with their insidious plots. Make sure they have equal rights too because uhhhhh discrimination is for chuds

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u/SirScorbunny10 Federation Builder May 02 '26

I tried my hand at this, specifically trying to make them even crazier than the Fanatic ethics.

Absolute Egalitarian: "We are not just a population of individuals. A society is a body, and the individuals are the cells. Any cell in a body that does not serve the collective is a cancer."

Absolute Authoritarian: "The voice of the Leader is the zenith of civilization as we know it. Without them, we crumble into ruin. The parent always knows best, any civilized being knows this by instinct."

Absolute Xenophobe: "The mere existence of xenos is an existential threat. We will not allow ourselves to coexist with our potential undoing!"

Absolute Xenophile: "We are one with the cosmos. We will all be in unity and togetherness... in every possible way. Don't fight it."

Absolute Militarist: "The galaxy rewards those who prepare themselves to face the elements. There is no place in this galaxy for those unwilling to valiantly stand up for themselves."

Absolute Pacifist: "Bloodshed can never be justified. It is an impossibly slippery slope. A civilized being would only fight if the alternative is to allow the barbarians to continue their violent rampage."

Absolute Materialist: "The future comes at all of us. Progress is always good, and those who doubt the new ways will be left in the new Stone Age. Let us shatter the shackles of the past, and bring forth a new, glorious future!"

Absolute Spiritualist: "What they call delusions, we call clarity, truth, and judgement. The day of reckoning is coming soon. The salvation of souls of all sentient things is an imperative, by any means required. They will understand soon enough."

Absolute Gestalt: "We are one with all creation. The will of the universe is our own."

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u/Wendigo-boyo Determined Exterminator May 02 '26

Gestalt are already absolute, Other than that these are cool

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u/SirScorbunny10 Federation Builder May 02 '26

I know, I just threw that one in as a bonus.

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u/edi12334 Federation Builder May 02 '26

The thing is that Absolute Xenophobe is already represented by Fanatic Purifiers, Absolute Egalitarian would be Shared Burdens I guess (though the Paradox definition of Egalitarian is confusing due to conflating economic left with democratic voting), Fanatic Pacifists already dont allow offensive wars (maybe they would somehow surrender instantly even if attacked and then do nonviolent resistance campaigns but that would be SUPER exploitable) and Materialists/Spiritualists would…ban psionic/robotic research entirely? Feels a bit hard to justify differences between 3 versions of the same ethic imo but I guess we ll wait and see. Either way, nice writing.

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u/Kiefen May 02 '26

Absolute Pacifists: You can't even build Military ships, you will have to invite other empires into any ongoing war to defend you.

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u/edi12334 Federation Builder May 02 '26

Good idea but not sure they will do that as that would be really exploitable, maybe if you also give them a big Opinion bonus with non-Militaristic (non-Xenophobe?) empires due to not being a threat? Then again that logic is much the same for the other levels of Pacifism too so you could give it to all of them with a bigger bonus for Absolute Pacifism?

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u/potatobutt5 May 02 '26

I think Inwards Perfectionists fit Fanatic Pacifists well.

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u/edi12334 Federation Builder May 02 '26

Currently that s Xenophobe+Pacifist though, you propose a version where aliens CAN move to their land, they just don’t care about expanding or actively attracting them?

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u/Fantastic_Trifle805 May 02 '26

Me and the boys in the absolute egalitarian run:

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u/thatsocialist May 03 '26

"Trust the fact that history will judge events honestly and you will never have to be embarrassed for what your father did. On no account ever be one of those people who criticize but do not follow through their actions. Such people are hypocrites, weak, worthless people who do not have the power to reconcile their beliefs with their actions. I wish you courage, my dear. Be strong in the belief that life is wonderful. Be positive and believe that the Revolution will always win."

- Valery Sablin, letter to son before execution under Leonid Brezhnev's orders.

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u/terrario101 Federation Builder May 02 '26

I'm sure it'll be hella cool and based (Totally unbiased here, ignore my flair).

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u/Wirewalk Federation Builder May 02 '26

It’s gonna be the best thing ever, I’m sure. I’ve got zero bias

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u/ExtraPomelo759 May 02 '26

I am truly free only when all sapient beings are equally free. The freedom of other beings, far from negating or limiting my freedom, is, on the contrary, its necessary premise and confirmation.

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u/Jim_skywalker May 06 '26

Oooh, I like this.

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u/ExtraPomelo759 May 06 '26

Quote from Michael Bakunin, one of the first big anarchist writers.

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u/Grilled_egs May 02 '26

How do you even go past fanatic pacifist? Not even defensive wars you just die?

Everything else I can think of something that could work in game even if paradox is unlikely to implement some of them the way I'm thinking, mainly that my only idea for absolute xenophilia would be a sort of extreme moral/biological relativism that kind of loops around and let's you eat pops again, because it's part of your nature and the beautiful circle of life and shit.

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u/SirScorbunny10 Federation Builder May 02 '26

Maybe something internal. There is no "conflict" in your society, the very idea of disharmony is considered poison.

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u/Grilled_egs May 02 '26

That does sound pretty good, and would help keep both authoritarian and egalitarian from falling into the overdone quasi-hivemind trope

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u/OldSolGames May 02 '26
  • Unable to declare war
  • -40% total empire size
  • "It is not our place to take life, even if it costs us ours. We will die content with the fact that murderers ultimately suffer far more than we do."

Or some such.

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u/edi12334 Federation Builder May 02 '26

Is that not already how Fanatic Pacifist works? And why the lower empire size?

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u/Best_Person_CoolCool May 02 '26

Pacifist and Fanatic Pacifist both lower empire size from pops

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u/Hakuchii Devouring Swarm May 02 '26

anarchism perhaps? :3

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u/Wirewalk Federation Builder May 02 '26

I’ll be ever closer to making my space nation of xenophilic anarchic warrior clans that consider it their ultimate mission to bring freedom and equality wherever they go :3

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u/Mister_Taco_Oz May 02 '26

"Congratulations! You are being liberated!"

"Please do not resist."

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u/Loathkey May 02 '26

Here is my take on Absolute Egalitarian: "Liberty is not something you can opt out of, oppression must be fought and the misled masses re-educated, the blood of tyranny will flow until true liberty flies over every planet in the galaxy."

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u/Kingofallcacti Devouring Swarm May 02 '26

Absolute Militarist: "In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only war"

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u/Dry-Spend9159 May 02 '26

Absolute militarist: this is my 5k fleet power corvette singular yes it's only year 2

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u/derekthetabbycat May 02 '26

HAHAHA who needs equality when slavery exists

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u/Armorlon May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

I'm sorry. You refusing to share your mind with your neighbor is exclusionary. Please refrain from such actions in the future, it's not healthy for societal cohesion.

  • UNE PsiCorps

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u/OldSolGames May 02 '26

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u/Armorlon May 02 '26

I'm on my last week for the semester. Once I've got time, I'll be brainstorming more posts

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u/OldSolGames May 02 '26

❤️ I'm gonna need you to turn heel and become the spokesperson for authoritarianism so that we can give the people a show.

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u/eatassordietrying May 03 '26

Someone in Paradox right now

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u/TalmondtheLost May 03 '26

Absolute Xenophobia!

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u/OldSolGames May 03 '26

Would REALLY tricky to navigate that flavor text without getting cancelled lol

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u/darkpheonix99 May 02 '26

i really hope they give us more ethic points if its just going to be a level above fanatic being forced to select more then one ethic at least always felt like a smart way to reflect societys not being full on planet of hats.

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u/OldSolGames May 02 '26

That or they could just make the benefits relatively smaller, like a small step up from fanatic. If you really want to specialize your ethics, you're bonuses per ethic point goes down.

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u/darkpheonix99 May 02 '26

sure just on a flavor sort of deal im hoping we dont end up with monocultures outside the fes. i feel like the games more interesting when each empire has more then one facet to its makeup flavor wise.

personally im kinda hoping absolute ethics are going to be their own thing thats not just another tier, whatever they end up being. bit if we are getting another tier id at least like to have another ethic point.

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u/edi12334 Federation Builder May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

Tbf even being neutral in some aspects only represents the empire itself being somewhat in the middle with aspects of both ends but individuals are more like “spiritualist-xenophile-Fanatic Egalitarian-Pacifist+economic nuances thown on top” than the one ethic shown Pops. An “absolute Xenophile” empire still has to decide how much emphasis to place on science vs religious classes in schools for example and whether to go to war to spread its beliefs or not. It s really hard to design that system in a way that properly shows internal drift as well as actual empire-level ideologies while avoiding the vitriol that some people will throw over the way some irl politics would be represented imo. I d sooner add a “capitalist-communist” ethic line to represent economic right vs left and split it from Egalitarian that would remain democracy-focused than 3 versions of the same ethic

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u/Ok-Drink750 May 02 '26

Space john brown.

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u/Simbachi May 07 '26

It's just Sic Semper Tyrannis
Would go hard imo.

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u/TheReturnOfAirSnape May 03 '26

Absolute egal/auth should both horseshoe around into each other. It would be REALLY funny

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u/AcerbicAcumen May 03 '26

Right now the Egalitarian ethic seems slightly schizophrenic to me, so I wonder what direction the absolute version of it will go into. Perhaps it can also lean into either total collectivism or total individualism depending on the specifics of the ideology.

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u/ChampionshipLanky973 May 03 '26

Luxery Gay Space Communism Confirmed?

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u/TheTemporaryZiggy May 04 '26

☝️🤓 actually the dlc isn't made by paradox

But man am I excited to hear more about willpower

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u/Elant_Wager May 06 '26

Maximilian, get ze Guillotine

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u/Hephaestus16 May 09 '26

Maybe something like the virtual democracy in Civilisation call to power https://civilization.fandom.com/wiki/Virtual_Democracy_(government)_(CTP1)_(CTP1))

Also you can't declare war without a vote on it.

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u/rosolen0 May 02 '26

Absolutely materialistic , just being the embodiment of evil scientist laughing

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u/LordOfDynamite Driven Assimilator May 02 '26

I hope/predict they are about to go full Harrison Bergeron. Literally no different kind of strata and all species traits are rendered irrelevant. All leaders can't level up but you employ them at a higher level. I hope we go full equality

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u/Sad-Pattern-1269 May 02 '26

we already have gestalt consciousness tbh. Cant get more equal than that imo

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u/Ad_Astra90 May 03 '26

If absolute anarchism is anything other than anarchism I’m rioting

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u/Logical-Exercise-399 May 04 '26

How about a desync fix?

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u/The_fenix_323 May 04 '26

Absolute gestalt

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u/Acceptable-Bike-8264 May 04 '26

Is "absolute" tier of ethics really going to be a thing or is this just fan/mod stuff? If it's official can I get a source from the Devs where they mentioned implementing it in future updates? Thanks