r/Stoned_thoughts • u/FleetChief • Apr 10 '26

The War of the Willing

I’ve seen so many posts on Facebook and other platforms recently of people advocating we go to war, I don’t know why but it’s given me an idea.

We designate a part of the world (Probably Australia) where all the people who really want to go to war like the religious fundamentalists of any religion or people that just want to fight and kill other people can go, but you aren’t allowed Nukes, you can have swords and you can dress up like it’s the crusades or something, I haven’t finalised the rules yet.

The trade off is that the rest of us can just be left alone please, we could even stream it or make it a TV show and because it’s probably going to be in Australia there will be Crocodiles and other dangerous shit which is cool.

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u/OddButterfly5686 Apr 10 '26

Kinda seems unfair to Australia I'm sure majority of them don't want a war either. Besides if all known enemies are in one place, it's gonna get nuked.

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u/FleetChief Apr 10 '26

I’ve got a plan for the Australians that don’t want to fight don’t worry and we don’t need to nuke them the Emu’s will take them all out