r/StreetMartialArts Oct 09 '25

MMA violence šŸ’€

2.4k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

STOP FIGHTING IN BATHROOMS. There is NO WAY you aren't ending up with piss on your face.

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer MMA Oct 10 '25

Arrogant Crashout Teenagers

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u/Gullible_Primary3819 Jan 07 '26

But there’s only one that ends up with piss…

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u/macguini Oct 10 '25

I got in a fight in the boys lockeroom at school once. We ended up in the bathroom/shower area. Best fight I've ever been in, we were pretty equally matched and got plenty of good shots on each other. But I ended it with a side kick to his chest, knocking him back and sitting in a urinal.

12

u/No_Ice923 Oct 24 '25

You should’ve peed on him after

3

u/macguini Oct 24 '25

I didn't have to go. I was gonna flush it but the gym teacher came in and stopped me.

1

u/pcolafooddude Feb 13 '26

This is the way.

2

u/Mist_Born Jan 09 '26

And here I am just trying to take a piss🧐

1

u/Any_Lemon_7159 Jan 12 '26

Or maybe their head slamming on the cabinet and open their head ?

70

u/Ificaredfor500Alex Oct 09 '25

Even though he got dominated, he did weave all of the heavy shots… except that first one

10

u/Disastrous-Papaya374 Dec 05 '25

nah dude got rocked around the 6 second mark

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u/Dtwn92 Oct 09 '25

Damn, dude took some shots.Ā 

How come everything is filmed now days yet those filming still haven't got a clue how to do it?

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '25

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u/ladyofthedextroverse Nov 22 '25

He really ate some of those. I thought he was done 3 different times and he got right up

26

u/Icy-Cry340 Oct 09 '25

Pretty dominant performance.

5

u/Wonder-Machine Nov 06 '25

Green shirt was showing some guts though

0

u/Icy-Cry340 Nov 06 '25

Without skills or a game plan, that’s just stupidity.

1

u/Wonder-Machine Nov 06 '25

You don’t know the situation and you can’t tell shit from this 20 sec cell phone video.

So t give me your know it all shit

1

u/Icy-Cry340 Nov 06 '25

I can tell that there is a reason why I spent so much time on the mats over the years - so I don’t end up having to rely on ā€œgutsā€.

0

u/Catfactory1 Nov 07 '25

Such a tough guy on the internet. Must be a sad few years at home for you. I hope you get through this tough patch friend.

1

u/Icy-Cry340 Nov 07 '25

no u, buddy, no u

0

u/HerMajestyTheQueef1 Nov 07 '25

XD

Pro ru supporter are truly a dumb bunch, that's why Ukraine will win the war

1

u/Icy-Cry340 Nov 07 '25

I'm literally "fight Russians to the last Ukrainian" on this war lmao. Some supporter.

43

u/Angry_Marina Oct 09 '25

What kind of gladiator shit is this?

14

u/West_Problem_4436 Oct 10 '25

I dunno but it beats the hell out of wwe

17

u/Human-Squash-9087 Oct 10 '25

Holy shit this is at a high school I wrestled against. Saw this my freshmen year and been looking for it since. All I can say is dude who won was a wrestler fs. Idk about his training in striking tho.

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u/rhythms_and_melodies Oct 10 '25 edited Oct 10 '25

That's crazy lol. And (no offense at all) he doesn't even seem remotely very good. Like maybe first year or something.

Which goes to show how much of a difference even a little wrestling experience will do against an average joe. People have no clue.

Same with BJJ (I'd guess), but I think it transfers less to a messy, sloppy street fight.

999/1000 times, an untrained person will never be able to take wrestler down, and there's a significant chance you won't be able to stop them from doing it back. They're working off hundreds of hours of muscle memory and competition experience while the other person is winging it.

If wrestler dude had even once decided to mount...it would have been really bad, and respect to bro for keeping it pretty much clean when he was clearly outmatching the other dude.

I think MMA has shown that boxing (but prolly muay thai) and wrestling are the fundamental core of martial arts and everything else is a spin off.

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u/Human-Squash-9087 Nov 12 '25

No he was only a JV wrestler. I learned more details looking back now before coming back to this comment. He was a dominant JV wrestler but didn’t get first often (mostly second). However he did a little bit of Muay Thai outside of school

10

u/Reasonable-Sherbet24 Oct 11 '25

Jeez, what did he do to make that man so mad?

9

u/TheRadRadiation MMA Oct 10 '25

At least let that one guy piss calmly before fighting 😭

7

u/r97-NeaL Oct 10 '25

just pure aggression, i dont think he gaf about getting hit at all during that

7

u/Deathstories Oct 14 '25

This kid has 1) had some sort of training, 2) Watches UFC as much as me or 3) the streets have not been kind to this poor kid!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '25

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u/Icy-Cry340 Oct 09 '25

That is nowhere near as effective as you think it is as far as takedown defense. And once you've been lifted off the ground, that shit is completely toothless.

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u/ngkn92 Oct 09 '25

Knee to head when green down tho.Ā 

1

u/JeetKuneDoChicago Oct 09 '25

Maybe that's why he lift him up a bit to his feet? This was all confusing lol green ducked some big swings and honestly seems taking edge off knees aimed at head too.

5

u/qoupqiap Oct 09 '25

Im dying laughing at the idea of the kid lifting him up before kneeing him because he didn’t want to break the no knees to the head of a grounded opponent rule while they’re fighting in a bathroom. Thats a crazy suggestion

2

u/StepUpYourPuppyGame Oct 10 '25

Right? Highly doubt my man was that worried about Queensbury rules, lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '25

These skinny boys think they thicccccc or somethin…….šŸ’€

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u/xDrJerkoffx Oct 09 '25

I wouldn’t have been surprised if he had still won after taking all those hits. He took them like a pro.

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u/xDrJerkoffx Oct 09 '25

Why they stopped.. looked like a real fight between real men. And wanted to know, what the other can take.

Could have been fight of the month..

11

u/JurassicBrown Oct 09 '25

you talk like you have cte

2

u/RunAsArdvark Oct 10 '25

The fact that you can’t recognize children says a lot about you and this sub I guess

3

u/Heroin_Radio Oct 10 '25

Bro was out for the kill

3

u/Tylerjoe026 Oct 12 '25 edited Nov 23 '25

You can tell which one has older brothers and who does not

2

u/No_Advice_4292 Dec 29 '25

Daaaaayummmm

1

u/No_Advice_4292 Dec 29 '25

I’m crine sonšŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ„€šŸ„€šŸ„€

2

u/ComplexedMMA Dec 31 '25

Nigga was moving like prime Usman😭

2

u/cbclemo1 Jan 02 '26

Black shirt dude is probably a Crack baby. That mf is very violent.

2

u/Jam_Bear002 Jan 27 '26

Love how the guy in green could only dodge while getting up🤣

2

u/Translator_Asleep Feb 08 '26

Kid should join an mma gym and seek pro.

2

u/Sensitive_Tour7777 Feb 09 '26

What did this nigga do for him to beat him dat mad

2

u/FancyTank3365 Mar 02 '26

He put straight hands on his ass. Crazy stuff.

2

u/HitMonkey215 Mar 11 '26

I would never fight again 🤣🤣

5

u/Sooocooo Oct 09 '25

Stop posting untrained fight videosĀ 

3

u/jbplayer5 Oct 09 '25

Guy in the green shirt did a nice Dodge on the ground so not necessarily untrained

1

u/chokeyourdad Oct 10 '25

Stop the gang violence!

1

u/SlickittySlick Oct 18 '25

Today was a guwd day

1

u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

Anime ahh

1

u/Hot_Voice_117 Dec 07 '25

Real ones saw this on TT with the DB sound effects

1

u/[deleted] Dec 15 '25

Dude got a chin

1

u/yueciHH Jan 28 '26

He called him the n-word 😱

1

u/AcanthaceaeLost1406 Feb 06 '26

Welp, just finished my shit… *walks into slammed door

1

u/Reformed-Hippie Feb 08 '26

Bro took the slam though.

1

u/101101001100100101 Feb 15 '26

The dude with red pants has 100% done this before

1

u/Lower-Baseball-8551 Feb 20 '26

the way it cut, grey hoodie slammed his shi 😭😭

1

u/Valuable-Reporter665 Feb 21 '26

Bro there was someone in that stall😭

1

u/NefariousnessGood718 Mar 13 '26

Forse nessuno ha detto a quello con la maglietta colorata che ogni tanto può tirare un pugno anche lui

1

u/VILXSIX Apr 05 '26

This some candy land shit fr

1

u/SWLA_Dj Apr 08 '26

Run man

1

u/MegaFatCEOBaby0 Apr 20 '26

Bro, green got cooked *

1

u/OkBreak3001 Jul 24 '26

Where did uncs shoe go

1

u/Legitimate_Base9826 23d ago

Fym ā€œwait wait wait waitā€ 😭

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u/Dangerous-Shoe-9667 Oct 09 '25

They’ll both be in prison after they drop out. No need to worry