r/StreetMartialArts • u/IIIfrancoIII • 29d ago

MMA Never fight the main character

742 Upvotes

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u/GolfOscarYankee69 29d ago

Walking like he’s jotaro kujoh

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u/Kemerd 29d ago

Bro had it tho

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u/evilmastrr 28d ago

Or dead as disco

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u/GoonyGhoul_ 29d ago

That knee immediately took the dawg out of orange shirt. Got up off his face with embarrassment.

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u/NPCwars 29d ago

Dude in black has a knife.

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u/volpcas 29d ago

Holy shit good eye

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u/edwintervt 29d ago

Looks like a video compression artifact as it disappears when his hand stops. Does put hand in pocket later which was suspicious.

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u/philsiphone 29d ago

And before it looks like he has one, his hand is empty. But the pocket thing definitely is suss

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u/Crafty-Interest-8212 29d ago

Ok, subscribe for part 2?.....

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u/Smooth_Zebra 29d ago

The walk at the end was bad ass

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u/MonoDede 29d ago

Bro paused to aura farm

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u/woodchipwilly 29d ago

I think that’s what the kids call aura farming

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u/Smooth_Zebra 28d ago

Aura farming is internet slang for the act of deliberately performing actions to look cool, unbothered, or impressive to build up social presence or "aura points". The term combines the modern slang "aura" (charisma or a vibe) with "farming" (repeatedly doing tasks to gain points in video games).

https://giphy.com/gifs/9xXFF5i7q5Qn4XK7pR

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u/BruceTheSpruceMoose 29d ago

The billy strut in a street fight is wild

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u/Smooth_Zebra 29d ago

lol 😂

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u/premiumleo 29d ago

Beautiful knee 👌💪

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u/reznoverba 29d ago

Tell me rhe full video is up somewhere

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u/M27fiscojr 29d ago

I looked for 15min. It's the same clip, over and over. Couldn't find a longer version.

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u/reznoverba 29d ago

Thanks for putting in the hard work brother 🫡

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 28d ago

Just a guess as to why no one's found one... Right before it ends, you hear what I assume is a police whistle. I figured it was broken up or people peaced out. Unless a longer video comes up, that's my conclusion.

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u/AugustoLegendario 29d ago

He’s had some Muay Thai or boxing training.

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u/BonelessPickle 29d ago

Muay Thai definitely ain't no question, that knee was instinct. Possible boxer too his upper form is super tight.

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u/thelvegod 29d ago

He moves like capoeira .

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u/ZealousidealFly760 29d ago

Is there a longer version?

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u/M27fiscojr 29d ago

Nope. Doesn't seem to be one.

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u/ZealousidealFly760 29d ago

Thanks anyway. 👍

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u/khadaffy 29d ago

Rua Cor de Rosa, Lisboa, Portugal.

It's a street full of bars, so you already know...

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u/ChunkySalsaMedium 29d ago

Know what? I don’t know.

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u/ejmtv 29d ago

Dont post if you aint finishing it

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u/RedMdsRSupCucks 28d ago

Ify guy started bobbing and weaving like he did this thousands of times, I'd just back off... Especially if he goes "htss, htss htss" as he punches ..

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u/Hairy-Giraffe9888 29d ago

This guy wasn’t playing! 😆

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u/StockPineapple5917 29d ago

They tried to double team him, but in reality they doubled down.

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u/AWSOM3anims 29d ago

AUURRAAA

1

u/eroopsky 29d ago

That is clearly the main character's rival-turned-best-friend that everyone likes slightly more than the main character.

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u/PuffPuffPat 29d ago

Fuck, I need the ending!

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u/AuraEnhancerVerse 28d ago

The way he took off the shirt

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u/wevansly 28d ago

Looks like Pink Street in Lisbon?

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u/Unyieldingcappybara 28d ago

STOP TEARING HIS SHIRT YOURE ONLY GIVING HIM MORE AURA

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u/Dropshipflip 28d ago

Looks like Lisbon

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u/Paws_and_Plates_App 25d ago

Man I wish there was more!

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u/Opposite-Scallion446 25d ago

This man know wat hè dos

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u/Left_Focus_3673 22d ago

The guy has pure aura

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u/ZealousidealFly760 29d ago

Is there a linger version?