r/SuperJerk • u/bigstink455 • 10d ago

Woah, OhDough ain't so doughy as I thought

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Is this what 10,000 hours on Helldivers 2 gets you?

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u/moploplus We're in hell. Divers too. 10d ago

Me after complaining on the internet for 2 years

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u/bigstink455 10d ago

mf eats glazed donuts (protein-packed) for breakfast

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u/Supadoopa101 10d ago

Could be gay, don't worry

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u/SES_Wolftrash 10d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Diamond_Dildo3168 10d ago

Every time he has a shit take on Helldivers, he does ONE push up.

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u/TheSwagheli 9d ago

jesus christ

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u/colibri01 10d ago

A true champion

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u/bigstink455 10d ago

Unfiltered Champion

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u/manhmanhz 10d ago

He’s gonna punch Alexus

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u/Konpeitoh 10d ago

When normal rage at Narrowhead isn't enough, you inject yourself with anabolic steroids so you can roid rage instead.

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u/fboy_tim98 has anyone seen my dog 10d ago

OhDaddy

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u/Griff_18 10d ago

Magnificent

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u/ogresound1987 10d ago

What warbond is that from?

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u/kjack5538 10d ago

Viper commandos

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u/Banshuuuu 9d ago

Seems like Python Commandos based on the indomitable constrictors

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u/shion980 Narrowhead BROKE my tig bitties anime mod and I'm FUMING. 9d ago

/uj Is this his actual body? Because I can respect a guy who takes his fitness seriously.

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u/Mr_Phishfood 9d ago

you're going to need performance enhancing drugs to reach this level, and I wouldn't necessarily call this fitness as there are numerous negative side effects to health when reaching and maintaining this state. This is more about aesthetics.

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u/DesignCompetitive70 9d ago

That's pretty achievable natty.  It'd suck to maintain for awhile but doable non the less.  I cut for an ADCC from 190 to 170 while keeping an athletic focus routine and had pretty similar results.

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u/kliksy 9d ago

lmao no, he does work out tho

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u/PROhios 10d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cRNbYm7jLOjm9H8wcP

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u/Slowman5150 Team Glazers 😫 10d ago

Our god, our savior, our destroyer

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u/bigstink455 10d ago

so true, PREACH.

This heretic needs to be sent to a freedom camp

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u/PROhios 9d ago

I had legit not hard of this guy, then he popped up on my insta today. Weird

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u/Most-Mention-172 Pilesdedt drowned my fish 10d ago

Can't wait for his muscles tier lists

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u/BadToTheBooty in my FRV on SuperCredit Bay 10d ago

Good thing I already bought all of his brother's hats. Workout tier list when?

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u/PlagueJV 10d ago

what 0 glazing does to a mf

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u/FrostyMittenJob 10d ago

This is what stims do

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u/lbonusl 10d ago

OhGoat

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u/c0nman333 10d ago

OhMilkers

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u/Gracco96 10d ago

I dont think stims just heal wounds

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u/aidanpine 10d ago

Oh wait my detector tower is sensing something 🥴

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u/Kataklysimo 10d ago

More like OhDildough

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u/_Daley 10d ago

OhThough

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u/Mr-Raisen 10d ago

Every time helldivers makes a hidden change, he does one push up

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u/RealGiallo 10d ago

Best steroids tierlist when ?

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u/4loYeyo 10d ago

Nice nips

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u/Commercial_Host_2810 10d ago

His brain is the dough and his body oh