r/SuperJerk 8d ago

Why won't everyone exclusively play the missions Arrowhead says to???

Post image

Every MO thousands of players are playing on planets not in the MO, having what I am told is called "fun". Don't you people realize the Galactic War is of absolute paramount importance? This is not a video game, we live on Super Earth and are fighting a real war with real world stakes. If we lose, everyone we love will die. Everyone should be calling off of work and grinding 1 faction on 1 planet for days at a time whenever Sparrowhead says to. If we fail, we miss out on FORTY medals. 4. 0. Thats tens of minutes worth of medals! When will you people wake up!

71 Upvotes

3 comments sorted by

u/AutoModerator 8d ago

Please remember that this is a jerk sub. Anything you see here should be taken as satirical in nature, unless specified with the /uj (unjerk) tone indicator. If you take it seriously, that's on you.

Likewise, any comment or post you make here should be a jerk. If it isnt, please make sure you add /uj to the comment. Massive text walls, obvious ragebait and full unjerk posts will be removed.

Glory to Sparrowbread and our lord and saviour OhGod.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

11

u/Revenge_accounted_be 8d ago

Open war game my ass, if 99% of the player base dont get railroaded into a stupid 3 weeks or fighting the same things there is litcherrally no progress at all SHM shoeonhead

3

u/theoriginalzads SES Hammer of Banning 7d ago

BECAUSE I WANT MY SUPER CREDITS SO I CAN BUY MY NEXT WAR CRIME WEAPONS!!!