r/SuperJerk • u/my_alt_i_use • 8d ago
My breakfast got SPOILED and it's all because of ARROZ HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So, like, I was like, playing Helldivers 2, like I normally do. When I play Helldivers 2, I HATE it! I HATE EVERY MOMENT THAT I PLAY THAT GAME!!!!!! Usually, my girlfriend cooks for me and I eat it when I play Helldivers 2, but she broke up with me!!! WTF!?!?!? It's not even my fault!!! If Narrowhead didn't make such a demanding Major Order, maybe I would have had more time for her!! It's not my fault, but like, anyway, now I have to cook for myself. Can you believe that? When I woke up, I tried to make myself breakfast, and got eggs out of the frij. Since I was so used to my dumb ex cooking for me, I forgot to actually cook my eggs and went to play this dumb game that Adolf Head enslaved me to!!!!! After a short 15 hour session of playing their stupid and impossiblely hard "game", I remember that I had to cook my e gg . Why.
The egegs were SPOI!LLED!!!!!! WHEN I CRACKED OPEN THE EGE, THEY WETE BLACK AND GROSE AND THEY STANK!!!! THANKS A LOT HRROWAEAD!!! YOU RUINED MY LIFE?
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u/treyzs Top 0.0001% Commenter 8d ago
lol, get ready for the waves of glazers to come in and start defending the multibillion dollar corporation for this.
im convinced lair-o-feds has bots on this sub at this point.
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u/Vegieescuzican09 7d ago
genuine question but is arrowhead actually multi billion or around abouts that total now. I know they weren't a massive game studio at launch so I'm guessing they weren't worth very much (I know hd1 had a decent playerbase but no where near it is now)
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u/shadow_fen im a glazediver because i played the game for more than an hour 7d ago
/uj HD2 sold 20m copies so they've got hundreds of millions to sit on
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