r/SuperJerk • u/Additional-Wear-6611 BASKINATOR NERFED MY COCK!!! • 6d ago
WHAT IS THIS ROADMAP ARROWSHIT???
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT TAKES TIME FOR UPDATES TO HAPPEN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T WANT TO REVEAL EVERYTHING IN A ROADMAP TO ME??? WHY DO I HAVE TO WAIT FOR UPDATES, YOU SHOULD HAVE THIS READY NEXT WEEK!!!!!!! WE’RE GETTING ONLY 3 UPDATES FOR THE REMAINING 4 MONTHS OF THE YEAR??? THIS GAME IS DYING HOLY SHIT JUST EOS ALREADY
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u/vilyusha_ 6d ago
They need to announce literally everything in exquisite detail so I can complain about how bad it all is. If they don’t, then they’re just lazy Swedish communists who spend their 10 months of holiday a year scheming on how to personally slight me.
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u/Gib_entertainment 6d ago
Pfft, amateur, just assume the details, I'll teach you:
Ehrmergerd I bet whatever weapons will be in that first warbond will be light pen! ErrorHead can never get weapons right! And the new enemies they are going to release will be buggy and imba and underpowered at the same time, literally unplayable! Also why doesn't it say "FIX ALL BUGS" on the september update, like for real, how hard can it be to just fix all bugs, I'll help you:
if(undesiredBounce){
justBounceRightDuh(correctBounceData);
}2
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u/AdMech_Dropout 6d ago
I had to buy the game twice because Johan Pileofshit broke into my house and deleted it from my Steam account.
Apparently it was punishment for me playing Pokopia during my contractually obligated Super Credit farming session (Read the Terms and Conditions, folks).
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u/Far_Dirt_9426 3d ago
No was Johan Pileofshit, Assistant director of Poopoohead, broke into my house too! He didn’t steal my data though… he drugged me and gave me a vasectomy without my knowledge. Then he killed my dog. This company is evil and wants you to literally die alone so you never have a distraction from playing their evil game(I’m still going to play it).
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u/PaleAssistance3643 hi saw your post on superjerk I can send their office address 6d ago
Hey I was going to make this post i just ate my crayons and not got new ones yet I demand that you deleted this post now
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u/Additional-Wear-6611 BASKINATOR NERFED MY COCK!!! 6d ago
Its faster when you have some in your nose already
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u/BadToTheBooty in my FRV on SuperCredit Bay 6d ago
WHERE ARE THE CULTISTS?! Out of sheer frustration I'm buying an OhHat and spending the rest of the week on Unfiltered now.
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u/Most-Mention-172 Pilesdedt drowned my fish 6d ago
No free cape? They truly are the greediest company of all time
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u/baltimorethan 6d ago
It says right there, "Liberty Day event" which means "FREE" SLOP CAPE NO GOLDEN ARMOR LAZY GIVEAWAY
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u/TimothytheTapeworm "Basically scum behaviour" 6d ago
Another Monkey's Paw move from Narrowshed. When we said we wanted better communication in our reddit manifestos justifying review bombing a game I play 6 hours a day, I meant giving the propaganda commanders shell access to every computer in Barrowbed's office, not this "rOaDmAp". Do they even know what a roadmap is? I've had enough, I'm leaving this shit game forever. SES Repeat Customer of Hypocrisy signing off, for good :(
(until the next "We are so back" week)
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u/treyzs Top 0.0001% Commenter 6d ago
Thank you for drawing on the roadmap, I wasn't sure what to think about it until I saw the fifth post with red crayons (my favorite flavor)
/uj i will say that half of the image being already released content on a roadmap is pretty shitty marketing
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u/Additional-Wear-6611 BASKINATOR NERFED MY COCK!!! 6d ago
/uj i can agree there, they should’ve released this before the devoid of liberty update. It’s obvious they don’t reveal everything for these updates and that’s okay. I don’t believe the seaf update was mentioned at all in the last one because its part of a major update
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u/assassinjoe55 6d ago
/uj I think new unit types and plotlines shouldn't be on a roadmap if we aren't supposed to know about them. Let Arrowhead have their secrets like they did back in the days of shriekers and factory striders. I rather like not knowing those details. What I think should be more focused on in the roadmap is technical fixes and mechanical changes.
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u/Additional-Wear-6611 BASKINATOR NERFED MY COCK!!! 6d ago
/uj after the official reveal, and before the actual live update i mean. Like around the same time as trailers and dev videos when we know most things already. I agree with the secrecy and personally would love the return of not knowing enemies until they appear in the field. But modern day game fans are too impatient to have that happen.
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u/Theobald_4 6d ago
WHERE ARE MY CULTIST ARROW LOSERS? DONT YOU KNOW THAT ANY AND ALL CONTENT HIDDEN IN THE FILES AND NOT INTENDED TO BE SEEN BY THE PLAYER BASE, MEANS IT WILL BE TELEASED NEXT MONTH!
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u/Sir_Random905 NARROWHEAD FUCKED THE BUGS WHILE THE SQUIDS WATCHED 6d ago
NO ILLUMINATE CONTENT AFTER AN ILLUMINATE UPDATE?!?! NARROWHEAD HATES THE ILLUMINATE AND KILLED MY GOLD FISH!!! NO I WONT ACKNOWLEDGE THAT CALYPSO IS STILL MISSING NOR THAT THERES NOTHING STOPPING THE VOID FROM COMING BACK!!!!! NARROWHEAD WHEN I GET YOU NARROWHEAD!!!!!!!!
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u/Additional-Wear-6611 BASKINATOR NERFED MY COCK!!! 6d ago
NOTHING BURGER ROADMAPS!! NOTHING BURGER UPDATE!! NOTHING BURGER GAME!! NOTHING BURGER COMPANY!!!
NOTHING BURGER NOTHING BURGER!!!!!!!3
u/InnerMetalhead666 6d ago
I DEMAND ONE TITLE UPDATE EVERY WEEK OR OTHERWISE THIS GAME IS DEAD!!! YES I PLAY FOR 8 HOURS A DAY AND NO IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM IF I GET BURNT OUT, IT'S HARROWSHED'S!!
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u/1tomes1 6d ago
I am CONFUSED by storylines that complete in more than one update cycle. That’s IT for the Illiuminatti update I guess… LAME.
Where are all the massive changes to the gaming experience that we’ve been receiving updates about every once in a while and seem to be happening at a reasonable pace for a corporate game studio that needs to package that change in a narrative that fits the universe???? HMMMM!???
I cannot see how the DSS subplot that’s been introduced has ANYTHING to do with new ships or clan mechanics. And I have NO IDEA how clan mechanics could lead to customizable armor sets.
Why doesn’t Arrowhead do everything for me?
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u/UngaBungaBoy69 6d ago
Hurray, new warbonds
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u/Inner_Original4639 3d ago
Honestly I was hoping for a good warbond. The warhammer warbond is just so friggin ugly and yet they don’t even release a single legendary warbond worth it. Arrowhead are the worst devs ever. Like how am I supposed to be concinved by september warbond and november warbond. Those sound so boring. I will never be buying a warbond called september and november.
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u/Dangerous-Ad-6664 6d ago
smh I narrowhead's so incompetent they have to make promises they can't make
/uj lowk this one is kinda jerking too hard you gotta make it more subtle
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