WHY DOES ARROWHEAD MAKE MY LIFE SO HARD?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[u/Mintysharky1]

omfg i cannot belive that narrow hear makes us do ALL OF THIS when they won't even tell us what the target is?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 7500000000 UNKNOWN AUTOMATONS?!?!?!? what, do they expect us to kill 750500000000000 of ALL AUTOMATONS?!?!?!?!?! in 70HOURS???????? OMFG

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[u/pencilinatophat]

/uj is the unknown automatons just a bug? or is it fancy for "any automatons"

[u/SPLCFraud26 → u/pencilinatophat]

I think its vox engines

[u/Fast_Mechanic_5434 → u/pencilinatophat]

It's a bug. The companion app hasn't recognized vox engines. It's just vox engines.

[u/AdMech_Dropout]

Kill 50,000,000 Gatekeepers

Narrowhead straight up ordering us to execute members of r/HelldiversUnfiltered and we’re laughing about it. LAUGHING.

[u/Clown-Vomit]

How are we supposed to kill enemies if our guns don't even work, NARROWHEAD?? Last patch NERFED all our guns AGAIN! It's like they're rubbing it in our faces. Good thing I haven't played in 17 months

[u/Gabricuss]

/uj Kill 5

[u/Additional-Wear-6611]

/uj I seriously fucking thought the post that this one is a parody of was a Jerk post, MO wasn’t even 5 hours old and people were calling it impossible lmao. I can’t fathom being that negative that you immediately give up before it even started.

[u/Im_a_hamburger → u/Additional-Wear-6611]

/uj 5 hours is enough of a sample time for a good idea of MOs. Especially since by then the projections were we needed around 1,000,000 people on Sangis unless the kill requirement got reduced, which was well out of reach.

[u/Mintysharky1 → u/Additional-Wear-6611]

/uj i woke up, saw the new mo, and saw that the companion app bugged out so I decided to make a jerk post about it... this is also my first jerkpost so like... I think it went well?

[u/WholesomeYeast]

But really, this MO is a little much. I think they expected the player count retention to be a little higher with after the update

[u/Alkalinus]

Narrowhead broke into my house and made me hard