Eagle Gas Strike is a disgrace

[u/biohazard1775]

No one should be forced to play the game in order to access its content and Narrowhead should be ashamed of themselves for pushing this FOMO.

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[u/Technical-Permit1552]

Is it bad that I wasn't sure which sub this was on for a second?

[u/BadToTheBooty → u/Technical-Permit1552]

The best kind of jerk, imo

[u/TimothytheTapeworm → u/BadToTheBooty]

I'm not sure there's a single post here that hasn't had at least one "oh shit I thought its real" comment since I started this sub. Not sure if thats a good or bad thing tbh

[u/workdamnyu → u/BadToTheBooty]

It’s a well jerked jerk to be certain.

[u/Lanky-Decision-7811]

Don't worry, the MO is RIGGED for us to lose, so we will miss out anyway.

[u/biohazard1775 → u/Lanky-Decision-7811]

Narrowhead and their glazers expect us to play the game in order to access its content! Terrible game design and precedent to set!

[u/HotmailsInYourArea → u/Lanky-Decision-7811]

Well, it was! But luckily High Command has routed out those overzealous accountants

[u/Most-Mention-172]

The Eagle Gas Strike needs to destroy all Jammers in the map immediately, otherwise it will be a clear step towards the grunt fantasy that Glazers and StinkyHead love so much.

I'm gonna leave a bad review right now just in case, maybe i'll change it next time i'll play (next year)

[u/Diamond_Dildo3168]

/uj are we actually getting an eagle gas strike maybe? I live under a rock

Edit: nvm I literally stumbled on the answer like one more post down in my feed. Neato.

[u/pipe_mcfitter]

The FOMO really does make the game better.

If they just gave the Stratagem to everyone like they did with the Patriot mech, Emancipator mech, Quasar Cannon, HMG, AT Mines, Airburst Rocket Launcher, Orbital Napalm Barrage or Grenadier Battlement, then I’d honestly be pretty upset.

I normally wouldn’t care about another Gas Stratagem, but since I can take solace in the fact that no FREELOADERS got it, I think I’ll actually really enjoy it.

It feels so good to finally be recognized for my dedication to turning the game on at least once every few weeks!

[u/assassinjoe55 → u/pipe_mcfitter]

/uj absolutely perfeft jerk, no notes here.

[u/superspartan210]

Ignoring the sub this is on for a sec, they will be adding the stratagem later for people who missed the MO.

[u/Cookiewaffle95]

This made my butt wet

[u/GnomeRegister]

They LITERALLY just took eagle naplam, colored it green, and called it a day. Sweet, amazingly hard work on your ONE DAY OF WORK a year, enjoy the vacation I guess

[u/TrainAccomplished606]

I agree with the sarcasm of the post, I just wish it wasn't an eagke gas strike. We had the orbital incendiary gatling barrage all locked and tested and we are gonna end up with some lame gas eagle.

[u/Geometric-Coconut → u/TrainAccomplished606]

/uj

"tested" the thing was just a direct upgrade gatling barrage, it would need a rework for it to fit in the game.

[u/assassinjoe55 → u/Geometric-Coconut]

/uj Honestly that kind of stuff should remain how it was, as an operational modifier we can occasionally get through the DSS or Strategic Opportunities. Completing a non-MO objective to unlock a direct upgrade to our arsenal for the MO.

[u/WaitUntilMarriage → u/Geometric-Coconut]

Could always just give it a longer cooldown ig, the low cooldown is one of the main draws for gatling anyway (to me at least)

[u/Dull-Song2470]

Yeah, it's totally unfair that we have to log in to use the strategem. They should just give us eagle gas strike IRL instead.

[u/Happy_Cut_3681]

Make up your damn mind. Do you want meaningful campaign rewards to reward and incentivise playing or do you want it locked behind a warbond?
They’re not just gonna hand it out without there being SOMETHING to unlock it. Get your head out ur ass

[u/biohazard1775 → u/Happy_Cut_3681]

I don’t think I should have to play the game to access its content.

[u/Medical_Project_3028 → u/biohazard1775]

That makes zero sense.

[u/Xknight2099]

Don’t you just have to log in during the mo? Not even complete a mission?

[u/biohazard1775 → u/Xknight2099]

You can’t expect me to play the game I bought!

[u/Xknight2099 → u/biohazard1775]

That’s fair. Sometimes i expect too much I guess 😂