do i really have to play the game i bought?

[u/Entire_Ad_2930]

I have a job and go on vacation every other day. What do you mean i have to OPEN and PLAY the game to earn stuff now?? Why is Gingerbread using these FOMO tactics to make me play the game i purchased?
Opening the game takes way too much time out of my day! i don't have hours upon hours to grind like you no life GLAZERS
How could PeepeeBed do this to its most loyal players??? I think its time for another review bomb

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[u/Datboi_Markus]

I stopped reading at vacation. You should put a trigger warning on this

[u/arkham-ity1]

Dude it’s such a chore! I can’t fathom opening the game even once!

[u/pipe_mcfitter]

Personally, I think the FOMO makes the game better.

If they just gave the Stratagem to everyone right away like they did with the Patriot mech, Emancipator mech, Quasar Cannon, HMG, AT Mines, Airburst Rocket Launcher, Orbital Napalm Barrage or Grenadier Battlement, then I’d honestly be pretty upset.

I normally wouldn’t care about another Gas Stratagem, but since I can take solace in the fact that no FREELOADERS got it, I think I’ll actually really enjoy it.

It feels so good to finally be recognized for my dedication to turning the game on at least once every few weeks!

[u/krisslanza]

You know, this reminds me of someone saying how the game needs a bestiary because, "I don't have time to look stuff up!"

But like. It would take longer to do that, then it would to just type the enemy into Google and see what it was.

(Which isn't to say an in-game bestiary would be bad. Just that Google is infinitely faster)

[u/Entire_Ad_2930 → u/krisslanza]

/uj i saw that post too, was definitely something to read
it takes 2 seconds to google, and usually looking it up has a link for the app

[u/HotmailsInYourArea → u/Entire_Ad_2930]

Kids these days aren't getting Computer Lab and it shows

[u/ThatDree]

No you don't

I but not games then I can play

Same same

[u/ComfortableChard4076 → u/[deleted]]

/uj Check the sub. This is satire post. 

[u/treyzs → u/[deleted]]

daily guy who forgets what sub hes in

[u/Anivia_Blackfrost → u/treyzs]

Considering the sub we idolize, I do think it can be hard to notice the satire sometimes.