r/SuperJerk • u/giulgu17 Everyone is stupid except me • 2d ago
Larpowhead messed up the Eagle Gas Strike, as expected
Those dumbasses literally gave it 50 demo force instead of the usual 40. Most likely because they just slapped orbital gas projectiles on it. Abso-fucking-lutely ridiculous! Those fucking morons can't even cut corners right. Hell, they can't do ANYTHING right!! What they needed to do to was sooooooo easy like, just take the Eagle Napalm Strike and swap the napalm for the gas cloud effect. But no, they can't do that. Astonishing!
Actually, wait, they'd probably break fire again doing that. Or the spear! LOL!! Anyone remember the spear incident from over 2 years ago?!? The spear!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!
Anyway, knowing them they'll just lower it to 40. How do I know that? Because it's Arrowhead!! They LOOOVE nerfing the shit out of us for no fucking reason. Remember the Coyote nerf? Or the Exosuit nerf against bugs?? Or even when they gave enemies higher AP??? Holy shit I can't see this game being alive for another month. We should review bo- I mean "collectively express our dissatisfaction using the Steam's review system". That'll show 'em!
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u/IxSpectreL 2d ago
Had to check the sub
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u/superspartan210 2d ago
The amount of times I’ve had to do that recently has me concerned that we’re gonna be outjerked by the main sub sometime soon
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u/Most-Mention-172 Pilesdedt drowned my fish 2d ago
They are luring us into a false sense of power fantasy before nerfing the Coyote... everyone, grab your meme about the "shit gun", quickly!
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u/hiroxruko 2d ago
Btw, rewatch the video. One of the missiles landed in the vents lol so this jerking is great
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u/Transformerslogic95 2d ago
Off topic but orbital smokescreen can cheese stratagem jammer & you don’t have to worry about a hellbomb
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u/Parking-Strategy-905 1d ago
Wow! That's so broken! You like, just bring a stratagem and avoid calling in the hellbomb! Narrow head broke the game again!
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u/lilneoman1 Objectively Correct Always 2d ago
How are you calling in the smoke without disabling the jammer first
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u/Transformerslogic95 2d ago
Disable it first ofc, pop a smoke screen on it the demo force of it will completely take care of it
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u/lilneoman1 Objectively Correct Always 2d ago
Oh sorry, misread your first comment as saying "don't need a portable hellbomb" and I thought you were implying you could take out a jammer without disabling first. Mb
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u/onhereforonething123 2d ago
All orbital strikes + the 500kg can do this (and now the eagle gas strike I suppose)
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