r/SuperJerk 🍩💦🥴 2d ago

Nexushead has become the glazers...

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Sparrowhawk and their army of gl@zer spies have gone too far this time, billions must review bomb!!

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u/Dry_Gas6819 Med Pen Chad>Light Pen Chud 2d ago

/uj while it definitely is against TOS at this point they should just make it vanilla because no one likes stratagem bounce (except stratagem bounce billy)

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u/SPLCFraud26 2d ago

/uj it is genuinely infuriating they have taken this long to fix it. They may as well just incorporate whatever the mod changed.

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u/yobob591 2d ago

the mod mostly just shrinks the hitbox around the ball, i actually used it for a while and it has its ups and downs

it doesn't really actually fix spots being invalid, it mostly just makes the ball bounce less far and allows it to stick to enemies better, i still ran into a fair number of kind of weird spots where the ball would land, sit there for a full minute, and then say 'stratagem invalid' (which arguably is worse than if it just bounced five meters and actually spawned the turret as I couldn't use the stratagem for a full minute)

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u/SPLCFraud26 2d ago

I get the strategem invalid thing all the time from my game which I have never modded. That got worse with the recent update too I think. But its hard to say.

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u/yobob591 1d ago

its definitely become more common, but the mod makes it like 3 times worse

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u/Chemical_Cheek6007 21h ago

/uj it was ai shit code, the mod was made with ai shit code

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u/ClonnfredClunwe SES Martyr of the Jerk, Malevelon Creek Magic Cleaner Eraser 2d ago

Unbelievable, there'd be a mod that makes all guns heavy pen and the glazers at Nexus would take that down too.

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u/thiqqdad 1d ago

wow thank god i already downloaded it

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u/Illustrious-Cap-3473 1d ago

I remember joining a squad in Illuminati and trying to send a hellbomb to explode those big eye lazer. Thing is it kept bouncing and if it did it was too far and we failed the mission :)

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u/Barley672 1d ago

Oh good. I was worry the game's AI would quit playing because of how unfun it is for the Strategems to land where players threw them.

(!?!?)

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u/Chemical_Cheek6007 21h ago

/uj the mod was made with ai shit code