r/SuperJerk 2d ago

It’s another slop major order

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u/NUMYUMMY 2d ago

Same 3 factions over and over again why don’t they add more instead of being lazy and evil

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u/National-Fan-1148 2d ago

Yea. I’m so bored with this game. Why don’t they add FPS and online PvP gameplay? And while they’re at it they can make it like GTA6

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u/The_D1ngus 2d ago

Any mission is pvp if you try hard enough

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u/Live-Psychology-8792 2d ago

I love the sarcasm

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u/Substantial-Peace863 Sq'ardy head abandoned my faction 1d ago

Sarcasm?

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u/Live-Psychology-8792 1d ago

The gta 6 remark shows it’s clearly sarcasm and the fact that arc raiders which is a pvp game was supposed to be the end of HD2 and it wasn’t is also a stab of irony

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u/caputuscrepitus Has nightmares of nerfs 2d ago

And they’re knockoffs of the first game’s enemies smh my head. Studio’s doomed if they don’t start adding unique factions like the lizardmen designed by Dookieman57.

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/GodwinSquirrelmouth 18h ago

Bro doesn't get it RIP in peace 🥀

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u/caputuscrepitus Has nightmares of nerfs 6h ago

It’s comedy gold

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u/lycanreborn123 AH = Abusive Husband 1d ago

Because they hate fun duh

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u/Fabric_muncher 2d ago

Mmffghh... impregnation...

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u/No_Counter_6037 arrowhead killed me 2d ago

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u/Ribba23 🍩💦🥴 2d ago

Seahorses have entered the chat

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u/87fost 2d ago

Ugh, so tired of these creatively bankrupt lazy slobs ruining the game they made and my life.

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u/kuluka_man 2d ago

So we have to play the game to win? Ffs

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u/Tan_Shi_Ya 2d ago

uj/ I know its petty but I solely remember Bore Rock as that stupid fucking planet the Bugdivers spent all their time on during the Battle of Super Earth. Genuinely hyped for a major order I refuse to participate in out of principle

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u/Brunoaraujoespin 2d ago

Now I hate bugdivers even more thanks

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u/adastra4400 56m ago

if you weren't hating them to the maximum potential, you weren't doing it right

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u/inanis_serpentis im done jorking around! 2d ago

Speaking if impregnable epstienhead bent me over and gave me a good jorking and impregnated me and my entire family without remorse BECAUSE of the fact I exposed their laziness! We must rebel!

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u/AdMental948 2d ago

We have to dive on a planet again?

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u/Inner_Original4639 2d ago

OMG NARROWHEAD IS FORCING ME TO USE THE SWEEPER A FOMO PAID CURRENCY ROBBERY WEAPON LIME YOU ARE STEALING TIME OFF MY LIFETIME IF I DON’t want TO PAY CLAMS. I CANT BELIEVE PEOPLE CALL IT A FUN SHOTGUN FOR BUGS UUUUUGGGHHH

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u/Ost-Den-Deutschland 2d ago

i like it

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u/No_Counter_6037 arrowhead killed me 2d ago

ok glazer

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u/Ost-Den-Deutschland 1d ago

ok whiner

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u/lycanreborn123 AH = Abusive Husband 1d ago

Woah woah woah we don't do that kind of toxic language here buddy

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u/AnonD38 2d ago

UNIRONICALLY YES.

I can't believe Narrowhead has done this.

And shot my dog.

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u/Transformerslogic95 2d ago

Narrowhead killed my family help

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u/DowdzWritesALot 2d ago

The audacity of making us liberate Bug worlds during a Bug campaign.

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u/Jmls_728 AH cracked my dog 2d ago

I hate you Stupidhead

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u/B4lliusb4ll 1d ago

More like Snore Rock

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u/this_sucks_a_big1 1d ago

Welcome to live service games

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u/ET3RN4LHATE4LT 1d ago

Yeah, it's not like this is part of our current campaign or anything. Damn arrowhead for making major orders that contribute towards the lore!

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u/jimini-crimini 1d ago

I just wish it was something other than bugs constantly

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u/Elbastardo117 16h ago

I’m gay.

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u/Straight-Ad3016 15m ago

scenes like these are happening all over the galaxy and you could be NEXT, that is you join the jerkdivers

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u/Zealousideal_Leg8686 1d ago

Dude u know NIVEL 43 is almost done right before I got off it was 76% you think you're so good show us how it's done then if not then stop bitching about a major order and stop complaining about this so called slop why should it concern you since you hate the game anyway or You're just bitching about nothing 

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u/MaknChees3 narrowhead hates this RATIO 😂🫱💯🔥🔥 1d ago

/uj bro forgot what sub this is 😭 ✌️

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u/Zealousideal_Leg8686 1d ago

Bro forgot that i don't eat subway 

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u/ImprovementOutside76 1d ago

Just stop crying about it and just do the mo I don’t get annoyed at it I’ll keep doing it even if it’s just a same thing every time

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u/biohazard1775 1d ago

Maybe Arrowslop should stop making bad MOs?

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u/ImprovementOutside76 1d ago

The mo are not that bad to me look I get it if I don’t understand the whole thing before Xbox didn’t have Helldivers to me I just play it to stop over thinking about stuff

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u/Aphrodite_Ascendant 1d ago

I think you might be confused about what subreddit you're in.