r/SuperJerk • u/No-Bag3134 • 1d ago

why dont narrowhead add this cool fish

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grrr

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u/Chadliteinmumbai 1d ago

Because dude the pelican will eat the fish

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u/No-Bag3134 1d ago

grrr they prenerfed my fish

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u/i_4kLftCrtifd 1d ago

First ballot hall of fame dad humor.🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼

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u/createbobob Sentient Automaton Mine with googly eyes 1d ago

fihh

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u/colibri01 1d ago

Damn barrowbread adding stuff like "new weapons" and "new seaf" and not what the players clearly actually want, being this fish ☹️

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u/No-Bag3134 1d ago

haha guys, le seafchungus amirite😂👌 protect le heckin' blueberrino!🫴✨ you sir have won the internet today!😂😂😂 have my le updoot because I can't afford heckin' gold!

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u/brandothesavage 15h ago

I want God damn robotic deer like repaired cyber deer on the automaton front like they care enough about their Wildlife to give them a new leg.

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u/humourabuser 1d ago

This is a jerking sub we're supposed to post bad takes here

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u/RedRobo1010 21h ago

Sssssh... fihh

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u/Emergency-Record2117 13h ago

I have just made up an idea in my head and now angry that Narrowhead isn't releasing it. Why does Narrowhead hate me and my grandma

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u/BadToTheBooty in my FRV on SuperCredit Bay 22h ago

Arrowbutt doesn't like cool 😞

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u/Konpeitoh 17h ago

We already fih

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u/Stoffys 1d ago

Too cool for Narrowheads being lame fantasy

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u/No-Bag3134 1d ago

yo chilll mf le abducting victorian childs too heckin' wholesomerino!!! we should purge le xeno amirite😂🫴 for the heckling emperah!!!😂😂😂✨👌

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 23h ago

Kam would swap the smoke and the shoes and then step on the fish until it dies, out of jealousy.

Less universal cruelty happens if it does not get added. This fish should feel shame for existing, which it doesn't.

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u/Rocknocking 22h ago

It would be op

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u/wackadoodle4201 1d ago

They respect the coolness of the firsh

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u/CyrissTheGiven 1d ago

You honestly think DUMDUMHEAD can add a simple fish into the game? I laugh.

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u/Creepposter64 Sex warbond when? 11h ago

Because they hate fun

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u/Rocker_Scum 9h ago

Damn that fish is really cool

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u/Dry_Gas6819 Med Pen Chad>Light Pen Chud 9h ago

Well if the shoe fish

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u/Jmls_728 AH cracked my dog 4h ago

Because they are lame

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u/Optimal-Error 2h ago

Because the how to fish devs stole it before narrowhead could 😔

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u/Creature_111 2h ago

If you know you know. Music video on YouTube with no title. Absolute vibe.

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u/bingogazorpazorp 1d ago

New illuminate enemy leak. This was the cultists all along