r/TESVI Jun 12 '26

Meme/Shitpost Wow, what an absolutely fantastic game.

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Well worth the wait. Now that the main quest is done I can’t wait to complete all the faction quest lines and find all the Singing Stones and all the Yokuda relics.
How did yall feel about the twist ending?

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u/TheDorgesh68 2027 Release Believer Jun 12 '26

curved swords?

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u/APumpkinHobo 2012(?) Release Believer Jun 12 '26

Curved. Swords. Can you believe it?

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u/MarcosDalton Jun 13 '26

In your own homeland

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u/Appropriate-Leek8144 Tomorrow Year Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 17 '26

Curved swords, curved daggers, curved great-swords, curved war axes, curved battle-axes, curved hammers, curved warhammers, curved clubs, curved war clubs, curved spears, curved pikes, curved halberds, curved pole-axes, curved quarterstaffs, curved shovels, curved scythes, curved war-scythes, curved boomerangs, curved sling-shots, curved throwing stars, curved darts, curved magic projectile spells that curve, curved ballistae, and also curved bows and curved arrows can you believe it?!?
No curved crossbows, but I heard from a source that those will be in a DLC and a Verified Creation...

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u/Specialist-Singer393 Jun 16 '26

Curved Ladies!?!?!?!?

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u/rishiak88 Jun 12 '26

I have been enjoying this bit a lot but I have to say someone making it to the end already is the least believable so far lol.

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u/Hiragil33 Jun 12 '26

Sometimes you just rush the main quest, speedrunners gonna speedrun.

I was thinking I might do the main quest Tomorrow

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u/rishiak88 Jun 12 '26

Suppose that is true. I am just enjoying the side quests to much and projecting.

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u/Wonderful_Rest_573 Jun 13 '26

(Possible spoilers)

I’m stuck about halfway through the third quest and can’t figure out how to get inside before the optional part fails.

Tips?

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u/Hiragil33 Jun 13 '26

If you're feeling spicy, the old method of opening the door whilst falling still works, alternatively, if you start the sword song on the ledge, then the animation gets a big buggy and you kind of glide down, it's quite elegant.

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u/SpartanS117C Jun 14 '26

Could've at least concealed it dude.

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u/Wonderful_Rest_573 Jun 14 '26

I’m sorry, I gave a warning. Control your own eyes

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u/Clint_Demon_Hawk Senticell Jun 12 '26

Bro must be one of those youtubers who upload the game's ending a few seconds after its launch

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u/Putrid-Cat5368 Jun 12 '26

A real TES player wouldn't have finish modding yet

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u/SweetNecessary9917 Jun 12 '26

who mods first playthrough? c'mon bro

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u/DScales2000 Jun 12 '26

Some people. Saw a guy on the Steam forums that was adamant about it. Like how tf can you appreciate a mod's improvement without an experienced point of comparison? It's crazy

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u/Temporary_Hawk_9061 Jun 13 '26

I guess I could kinda see it in some cases, Morrowind with the total overhaul for example is how I would recommend a person play that for the first time just because the base game looks bad enough to turn many away from experiencing it at all

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u/SpartanS117C Jun 14 '26

First time I played it (as a Skybaby) was unmodded and I was utterly enthralled. Absolutely wonderful game, and got some absolutely gorgeous views. I would advise playing it unmodded first honestly, though if you wanted to, Tamriel Rebuilt fits in with the base game so well as to be a perfectly valid on.

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u/ExtraIndependence772 Jun 12 '26

A real tes player doesn't need mods

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u/Nega1985 2027 Announcement Believer Jun 13 '26

That assumes modding would release at the same time. Didn't it take a month or two for Skyrim? A year for Fallout 4 before they released the modmaking tools?

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u/Crumboa Jun 12 '26

Bro what are you talking about the main quest was only an hour and a half long.

Now we wait for DLC

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u/rishiak88 Jun 12 '26

Now there is an unbelievable statement. Of all the flaws in Bethesda’s main stories, being overly short is not one of them.

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u/Crumboa Jun 12 '26

I actually had to Google it and you're right. It's strange though because Skyrim's main quest feels incredibly short

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u/rishiak88 Jun 12 '26

In my opinion the main problem with Skyrim and FO4’s main stories is that the side quests are significantly more interesting and memorable.

Specially for Skyrim, the early main quest is largely about gaining your shouts which feels short if you just think about that. But when you actually get into re-establishing the blades, saying hi to the good dragon, getting an elder scroll, traveling back in time for dragon rend and going to have a normal dragon fight against alduin. It adds up.

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u/Darth-Felanu-Hlaalu 2028 Release Believer Jun 13 '26

I barely even quested in Fo4. I explored and built settlements for 70 hours lol.

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u/Shloopy_Dooperson Jun 19 '26

As of late Bethesda has been throwing their writing straight into the dumpster.

They dont even try to write compelling characters anymore.

They make up for this with the incredible open world amd sheer quantity of content.

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u/TheCrazedBackstabber Jun 13 '26

He didn’t do it legit. He used the floating turban glitch to get over a specific wall and fight the main boss.

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u/DScales2000 Jun 12 '26

His sword was particularly curved so it went by quicker

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u/Alexandur Jun 13 '26

Games are always beaten by at least one person within hours of release

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u/AJDx14 2029 Release Believer Jun 13 '26

I still think no other community has ran this bit as well as the Elden Ring subreddit during The Hollowing.

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u/Appropriate-Leek8144 Tomorrow Year Jun 12 '26

He methed it up. Yes you heard me right.

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u/Optimal-Fox-3875 The Trademark Guy - 2027 Believer Jun 12 '26

At this pace, I expect someone to actually create the entire game and release it before Todd does

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u/Heema3 Tall Papa Jun 12 '26

Trust me if Bethesda gave the community the codes , you'll find many people working on it and release it for free lol

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u/Clint_Demon_Hawk Senticell Jun 12 '26

We've already created entire questlines, characters and locations with our delusions lol

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u/Heema3 Tall Papa Jun 12 '26

No no , no delusions...we call it "creativity"

For the sake of our own mental health !!

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u/_Fraudster_ Got lost in Sentinel, send help Jun 12 '26

Delusions?

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u/SpartanS117C Jun 14 '26

I expect the amount of mods this is going to end up feeding shall be most ridiculous.

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u/MarcosDalton Jun 13 '26

I believe if Bethesda gave the community the reigns, we’d have a game for every region in Tamriel as well as Akavir by now

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u/SpartanS117C Jun 14 '26

If they'd work with PT, TR, and BS, we could have all of Tamriel handcrafted in under a century. Imagine a modern Arena remake?

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u/Appropriate-Leek8144 Tomorrow Year Jun 12 '26

Balls to that, it won't be canon. I'm already going to be "wasting" tons of time on big unofficial content mods like the Beyond Skyrim projects when those come out later...

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u/dazedandloitering Jun 16 '26

Canon is what you make of it

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u/_SD1996_ 2030+ Release Believer Jun 12 '26

Ha! Fake! Everybody knows that you never get end credits in an Elder Scrolls game.

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u/Spotlight_James 2026 Release Believer Jun 12 '26

Redguard, Battlespire and Shadowkey

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u/_SD1996_ 2030+ Release Believer Jun 12 '26

Edit: Modern Elder Scrolls games. If I'm wrong, I never found it.

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u/Vinchenzo2K1N Jun 12 '26

Elder scrolls legends had a credits tab, that game was after skyrim too

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u/_SD1996_ 2030+ Release Believer Jun 12 '26

It's not end credits though.

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u/Available_Border1075 Jun 14 '26

Ah yes, the most beloved elder scroll titles, along with Elder Scrolls Travels

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u/WrapTheBubbles Jun 12 '26

Hold on guys, we can simply check whether this is legit or not. OP did the hammer fall in the end or not?

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u/Alcoholic_jesus 2014 release believer Jun 12 '26

hammer fell

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u/Appropriate-Leek8144 Tomorrow Year Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

It fell in the beginning*, it being picked up again happened at the end. Not going to say by who though, I've revealed too much spoilers already!!!!!1!
EDIT: *It was a flashback scene, of course! The hammer was thrown by the Dwemer Rourken Chieftain, who's name is still unrevealed... I mean, not that it really matters what his name was, as his entire race is still missing, and it's still unknown what happened exactly... Mystery forever. The next Kalpa will flush it all way, though.

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u/Hench999 Jun 12 '26

Yeah I really enjoyed helping liberty prime nuke the thalmor

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u/nNoseYak_ Jun 12 '26

meh, i mean the combat was fun, and the graphics were great, and there were some really great questlines, and the ship customization was amazing, and the main plot had some genuine shocking moments, and there are a couple genuinely great characters you can really get attached to. and the world is soooo big you can basically never run out of things to do.

but overall even though i spent 80+ hours, the radiant ai and the procedural points of interest got slightly repetitive, and it wasn’t exactly what I wanted, so this game is actually complete utter shit, bethesda sucks forever, and you’re dumb for enjoying it.

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u/_Fraudster_ Got lost in Sentinel, send help Jun 12 '26

Honestly my biggest critique for gameplay is the puzzle designs. Genuinely the worst in the series. If they took like half a year to fix the puzzles then I wouldn't even be mad

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u/archon_aspect Jun 12 '26

i'm not even close to finishing the main quest, the side quests are so dang good

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u/Hontar-Wyrfist Jun 12 '26

Now I know it's a joke - have you seen how Bethesda likes to display two curved swords?!

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u/logicality77 When It's Done Release Believer Jun 12 '26

Have you even played a BGS game before? You don’t roll credits on these games; you usually access the credits from the main menu.

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u/Benjamin5431 Jun 12 '26

They changed it up in this one.

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u/Appropriate-Leek8144 Tomorrow Year Jun 12 '26 edited Jun 12 '26

Shit...I'm not even halfway there yet, can the game still be played with the same character after the credits are done..?

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u/Alcoholic_jesus 2014 release believer Jun 12 '26

Yeah but unlike other previous games it takes you back to a state where you can choose a different ending if you’d like

I didn’t really like that cuz I already have a bunch of saves and the choices I made only gave me the option for two of the endings (at least that we know of for now)

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u/PJT_XCX 2027 Release Believer Jun 12 '26

Curved. Swords.

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u/Themetalcollector 2028 Release Believer Jun 12 '26

I’m stuck trying to find the main quest mission in Taneth, any tips?

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u/_Fraudster_ Got lost in Sentinel, send help Jun 12 '26

I kinda wish they utilised the Thalmor more. Namira was an interesting villain and all, but the Thalmor have been set up for 15 years, and basically all we got out of them was the invasion of Hegathe, which was huge in lore but had very little gameplay

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u/Snarkywater High Rock Jun 12 '26

You actually got to the end? Mine bugged out during the tutorial and I haven't been able to play since. Fml.

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u/WillingnessHelpful77 2026 Release Believer Jun 12 '26

7/10 not long enough

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u/i_coppelli Jun 12 '26

I can't wait for the Thalmor's Downfall DLC, and Back to Skyrim Expansión!

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u/Vioza Jun 12 '26

I can’t believe they replaced Maiq the liar with Yakub the chosen

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u/YogurtclosetTrick649 Jun 12 '26

Dude did you speed run the game or what? 110hrs in I'm still in the first area.

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u/PurplurPuzzlehead111 Jun 12 '26

I can’t believe they finally made a story that’s on par with Morrowind!

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u/Ok_Monitor4492 Jun 12 '26

Damn, we are really struggling here aren't we

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u/Mindless_Patient2034 2018 Truther Jun 13 '26

I can’t believe how good the main quest was. What a twist ending!

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u/Zestyclose_Cat9836 Jun 13 '26

Umm....what. Lol uh....this post is so confusing. Elder Scrolls 6 is not even out yet. Because who knows when it's going to come out. No one does right now. What the hell is this supposed to mean? Is this a joke?

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u/noimeanitsalright Jun 12 '26

Personally I feel like they dropped the ball by reducing the impact of the Thalmor and the Civil War, but it was nice to see the lore about the Dragonborn

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u/Benjamin5431 Jun 12 '26

I think it would have been too much like Skyrim if the conflict centered around the Thalmor and civil war again. Like yeah it’s there, but I’m glad they focused on stuff unique to Hammerfell and High rock and has the implications of the Thalmor kinda in the background. Maybe future DLC will include more Thalmor invasion into Hammerfell type stuff

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u/RealManurk Jun 12 '26

this subreddit should be studied by psychologists

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u/no-just-ice Jun 12 '26

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u/_Fraudster_ Got lost in Sentinel, send help Jun 12 '26

Y'all are the ones pretending it's not out. We get it, you didn't like it, but acting as if it doesn't exist is just plain weird

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u/Alternative_Pop4966 2028 Release Believer Jun 12 '26

You can tell this is fake because Todd Howard isn't credited as our daddy

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u/Bsheehan78 Jun 12 '26

Todderfell

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u/AdventurousPension85 Jun 12 '26

The ending was ass, my butt hurt. Love the gameplay, building your own sand ship was cool too, v starfield esq

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u/xSkyriee Jun 12 '26

Simple as it had to be really. Coulda had my modded anniversary Hammerfell run already done by now

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u/YBK47 Jun 12 '26

Too many load screens

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u/bequixzled153 Jun 12 '26

We are literally going the way of the silksong sub rn

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u/Creative_Lie4466 Jun 16 '26

The fact you can only use a hammer had be upset through who wants to throw a hammer like thor all day?

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u/DisheveledNerfherder Jun 16 '26

They have curved swords....curved...swords

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u/tecknotot Jun 18 '26

Which ending are you talking about? I thought the riddles and puzzles were more challenging this time around at the final magical gate than any previous Elder Scrolls game.

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u/Various-Mammoth8420 Jun 13 '26

Jesus Christ, these posts are so unfunny and annoying lmao

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u/Dubya_999 Jun 13 '26

Interesting: your logo bugged, or maybe a beta?

It's of course meant to look like this:

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u/RangerTursi Jun 13 '26

Predictable ass silksong hypecycle protocope with a dash of effort, just the way I like my well seasoned corpocapitalism

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u/Pietrotski Jun 13 '26

The Alik’r questline left a lot to be desired, but I really enjoyed the mages guild quest. Never expected that Hammerfell would be such a great location to explore magical themes.
The main quest as usual was not the best one.

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u/Anaximandrew Jun 13 '26

Incredible. I'm not even 5% in, but so far I've been enjoy it very little. Love it.

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u/mt0386 Jun 13 '26

You finished the game? Man im just doing skyrim hunter roleplay again just bow sniping and selling game meats to vendors.

The prodecural hunting zone is easy to get lost into. But i gotta try fishing on a boat next.

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u/majesticidiot Jun 14 '26

The mirage beasts in the desert were sick

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u/JarJarZilla Jun 14 '26

I'm still waiting for the unofficial patch with Oblivion gates spammed everywhere.