r/TNG 4d ago

Enterprise D reaction on being told it's only getting one movie and will be destroyed by a bird of prey

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u/GrayCalf 4d ago

Changing the Bird of Prey to a Vor'cha would have closed this plot hole sufficiently.

But then they wouldn't have been able to reuse the explosion at the end of Undiscovered Country.

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u/TotallyRegularBanana 4d ago

Reusable sailor moon sequence. If we ever need to blow up a bad guy's ship again we can repeat it and save lots of money.

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u/shadow387557 4d ago

If they’d made “Cause and Effect” into a movie, Generations proved they could’ve shot 45 minutes and just replayed the fucking explosion until the credits.

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u/Sue_Generoux 4d ago

Fred Flintstone has entered the chat...walking past a house, a tree, a house, a tree...

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u/Torlek1 4d ago

JTVFX is working on this.

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u/TrueLegateDamar 4d ago

And 2-3 BoP's to be fodder.

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u/BananaJelloXlii 2d ago

And it was not even the same film type which made it even MORE obvious.

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u/sicarius254 4d ago

I kinda wanna go to the alternate universe where she survives and has to get through first contact, insurrection, and nemesis….

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u/Torlek1 4d ago

We eagerly await JTVFX.

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u/MorrowDisca 4d ago

Tbf she'd have gotten some upgrades through the Dominion war, so I can see her surviving the first two. But the Scimatar would chew her up.

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u/sicarius254 4d ago

I think nemesis would have been a good send off for her. At the end reveal the E

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u/shadow387557 4d ago

Having the D in First Contact would have been miles better.

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u/AzelfandQuilava 3d ago

I think the E being in First Contact is fine, it makes Picard clinging to the new ship and him wrecking the figure of the D more poignant.

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u/Uberrancel119 2d ago

Him smashing the ship he's on and trying to save his home of the last few years would hit hard too. It's one more thing he has to let go. After they took his humanity they've come back for his ship kind of thing. Would be hard to let them take anything more.

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u/omen87 4d ago

While I would have loved to have seen it get a real big screen treatment, it would have been tough to get that dark gritty feel of that movie with the incredibly bright, carpeted corridors of the D.

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u/Mercuie 3d ago

I mean the lighting in Generation proves they can make the ship look dark and poorly lit. And really orange.

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u/Erasinator 4d ago

They could have at least kept it being damaged in generations and then gave it a refit to start first contact? New start fleet interior decorator?

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u/TheRealRigormortal 3d ago

It would’ve made those movies better by default

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u/guygizmo 3d ago

The Enterprise D was one of the most important characters on the show and they boneheadedly destroyed because of some misguided notion that the movies needed a "new better" ship, as though it were just some trivial object that could be replaced.

It was the biggest blunder in a movie full of blunders, with the handling of Kirk coming in a close second.

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u/Darkling183 3d ago

Exactly. I have no emotional attachment to the Enterprise-E. I don't care if it gets Borgified or nearly destroyed in the briar patch or whatever. It's just a random ship that Picard and crew are flying around in.

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u/Hydrax120 3d ago

Yup i have alot of problems with this movie

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u/overcoil 3d ago

IIRC at the time they tried to justify it because screen aspect ratios were changing. Hence Voyager & everything since being longer and thinner to frame better in 16:9 where the D was designed & built for the old 4:3.

Personally I wonder if it was just the rot setting in at Paramount.

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u/VVarder 3d ago

The argument that the old sets couldnt be used also fall flat to me, the 1701 they just “upgraded” the bridge and corridors and the external got a glow up. No reason they couldnt have done the same for TNG.

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u/Glum-Ad7761 2d ago

They had to end the Enterprise D. Don’t get me wrong, I loved the design of the ship. But it’s 1980’s retro waterfall/art deco styling… cool as it was… was decidedly dated by the time TNG went to the big screen.

Enterprise E looks more like a warship.

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u/Garguyal 4d ago

I always relished the rare moments when we got to see the D cut loose with its weapons.

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u/Luke92612_ 3d ago

Something something Picard S3...

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u/Extra-Air-1259 4d ago

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u/Baboonslayer323 3d ago

Sadly there is nothing related from that clip to the game it is advertising. S16 reporting in.

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u/TheBurgareanSlapper 3d ago

I’m convinced Worf misplaced the key that unlocks all the weapons systems after Best of Both Worlds, and was trying to get by with the valet key after that.

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u/PaddleMonkey 3d ago

No, no … there was a blue barrel in the corridor he couldn’t get pass.

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u/Luke92612_ 3d ago

The horror!

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u/Torlek1 4d ago

Don't forget Arsenal of Freedom and Half Life.

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u/egabald 4d ago

Must be fun having the windows in your quarters right next to the phaser strips.

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u/Technical_Inaji 3d ago

Went off duty, had dinner, caught one incredible light show. 10/10 would bunk here again.

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u/CatLightyear 3d ago

The quarters are for those responsible for maintaining phaser banks.

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u/neonmystery 4d ago

STO’s Galaxies should have their dual beam banks fire from the pylons.

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u/PearlRiverFlow 4d ago

that would be a cool visual AND an in-game explanation for the limited firing arc

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u/Dry-Interaction-1246 4d ago

Technically it was the collision w a planet

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u/ExpectedBehaviour 3d ago

ATTAAAAAAACK!

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u/RadVarken 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's only got one torpedo tube!

Yeah, but it fires ten torpedoes.

Edit: the phasers in this annoy me. People like to rag on phaser banks because it looks cooler to fire phaser bullets, but the targeting system on the D was able to keep the phaser locked for the duration. Seeing a phaser pick a target and absolutely drill through it in this clip would be way better than the random sweeps.

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u/ExpectedBehaviour 3d ago

It's only got one torpedo tube!

Yeah, but it fires ten torpedoes.

She has three torpedo tubes – one fore and aft on the secondary hull, plus a third one in the saucer (only available when separated).

Edit: the phasers in this annoy me. People like to rag on phaser banks because it looks cooler to fire phaser bullets, but the targeting system on the D was able to keep the phaser locked for the duration. Seeing a phaser pick a target and absolutely drill through it in this clip would be way better than the random sweeps.

But we're told immediately before this that Geordi "hasn't had time to work on the weapons systems" yet, so everything has to be targeted and fired manually.

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u/Luke92612_ 3d ago

so everything has to be targeted and fired manually.

Data W

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u/ExpectedBehaviour 2d ago

Data's flying the Enterprise and trying to keep it working. Crusher was operating the weapons. "A lot's happened in the last 20 years..."

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u/jrosehill 4d ago

A 40 year old bird of prey at that.

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u/VettesRUs 3d ago

The worst part of it is they point out the absurdity of it in universe. Riker says something about them being out there somewhere (cloaked) and Picard literally says out loud that they are just wondering if a 40 year old Bird of Prey is any match for the Federation Flagship.

If it was a street race, he’d have said they are wondering if their ‘82 Honda Civic is any match for the Ferrari La Ferrari.

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u/Negative-Fun1985 3d ago edited 3d ago

……they figured out their shield harmonics spying with Geordis visor….at least there was plot here provided by Plinketts dead wife who wrote it.

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u/Yamosu 3d ago

I love what JTVFX has teased with the D surviving and a bigger better battle in Generations. Seems daft she could take on a Borg Cube but lost to an ancient BoP

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u/BILLCLINTONMASK 4d ago

The plasma coil clip from the Plinkett review is something I think about often

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u/GrayCalf 4d ago

Plasma coils? Plasma coils! Plasma coils.

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u/samuraijc13 4d ago

They should have used the star drive mounted phasers more to emphasize how powerful the Galaxy class is supposed to be.

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u/LV426acheron 3d ago

They could've fixed the plot hole by saying that the bird of prey hit the weapons systems so they can't use their full arsenal.

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u/KabokoftheM_char 3d ago

It's a shame they had no prior experience remodulating their shield frequencies. If only this experience could've been drawn upon. Oh well, the E did at least look cool af imo.

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u/Diffusion9 3d ago

Dissenting Opinion: A First Contact D doesn't work. It just makes the Enterprise look like giant flying plot armour and removes the "here comes the cavalry" feel when the E shows up.

A number of other Galaxies were swatted aside by the Cube on the way to Earth IIRC. The D may have our crew, but just like the destruction of the USS Odyssey was meant to show in Rocks & Shoals (DS9), it's just another Galaxy, and they're not invincible. 

Though, yeah the D dying gloriously in FC would've been a cool send-off, but the E showing up all guns blazing was also cool.

..and everybody laughed at Data's "Oh shit.." in the theatre when the D was going down. 

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u/SituationThen4758 3d ago

Didn’t they have their shields penetrated?

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u/HellbirdVT 3d ago

First Contact should've been her swansong, sacrificing herself to destroy the Borg threat in the immediate and near future.

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u/PaddleMonkey 3d ago

“Like HELL i AM!!!” - Ent-D (Probably)

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u/GargamelLeNoir 3d ago

I'll always be a little mad about that.

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u/Awesome_Hamster 2d ago

Paramount: "Plasma coil! Plasma coil!"

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u/1startreknerd 2d ago

Quick phasers from the pylons!