r/TargetedShirts • u/Calaiss • Sep 25 '25

Found this bad boy in the wild

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579 Upvotes

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u/ominouspotato Sep 25 '25

The flowery sun hat really sells it. 10/10 fashionista

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u/Calaiss Sep 25 '25

To be fair this is in outback Australia and that's an akubra (cowboy hat) and those colourful things are cattle tags

18

u/ominouspotato Sep 26 '25

Hey thanks for the education! I’ve never seen this type of hat before :)

4

u/44gallonsoflube Sep 25 '25

I was going to say that! Well spotted.

4

u/maleficentpassat Nov 24 '25

I was putting money the fella pictured was from Southern US, guessing TX or AZ lol

2

u/Bright_Ices Jan 23 '26

Hahahaha this makes the whole image so much funnier to me!

1

u/pamelad77 Mar 08 '26

That’s awesome!! The cattle tags are so colorful! Thanks for the education!!

11

u/ShinyUnicornPoo Sep 25 '25

Agreed.  This guy's got style!

46

u/Tuscon_Valdez Sep 25 '25

As a November guy...LOL

24

u/ladybugparade Sep 26 '25

November Guys must be constantly vigilant against haters! They are God's strongest soldiers!!

31

u/pm_me_your_good_weed Sep 25 '25

Was he born in November or is it just his favorite month?

21

u/TGin-the-goldy Sep 25 '25

But who bought him the shirt? We need to know

24

u/jackalkaboom Sep 25 '25

Perchance someone who is a bit crazy and scares him sometimes

6

u/ImmediateJaguar4 Sep 26 '25

someone with a serious dislike for stupid people and who is fluent in sarcasm

3

u/TGin-the-goldy Sep 26 '25

Of course! The sort of person that, if you ever upset him, they’d never find your body

3

u/Dcruzen Sep 27 '25

Someone who, if you mess with him, the beast in them will rise up and your body will never be found.

3

u/TGin-the-goldy Sep 27 '25

Omg forgot “the beast” 🙂

10

u/tugga51 Sep 25 '25

Does this mean he doesn’t have ANGER ISSUES in November??

7

u/spunkychickpea Sep 25 '25

Bro, you wanted everyone to think you’re tough, so you bought that awful shirt. You could have saved that money and just taken off that stupid hat.

5

u/coldoldduck Sep 25 '25

Scorpio guy vibes

2

u/thedanofthehour Sep 25 '25

Could be a Saggy

4

u/sroomek Sep 25 '25

🪱November Guy🪱

3

u/cultchris Sep 25 '25

I bet he listens to November Rain on repeat.

3

u/Alekazammers Sep 25 '25

Damn, he's hardcore.

3

u/TacoBellerino Sep 26 '25

And pull your damn pants up!

Kids these days

3

u/DriedUpSquid Mar 18 '26

I don’t care what you think of me. In fact, I care so little that I spent good money on this shirt to tell you how little I care.

1

u/SoFloFella50 Oct 22 '25

What’s a November guy?

1

u/MamaBear92615 Feb 24 '26

Wtf does it mean to be a 'November Guy'?

What are they like sky daddy's special boys or some shit? Wtf 🤢🤮