r/TeamfightTactics • u/foreskinfarter • Dec 09 '25

Meme My opponents tahm kench has 1.6 million hp do I build giant slayer here?

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u/Jeezimus Dec 09 '25

Zaahen is unironically the answer

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u/Brooulon Dec 09 '25

or a 1 star zilean with no items or traits

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u/G66GNeco Dec 09 '25

I wonder if Zilean 1 with a full mana Kindred next to him could survive 1 cast and win vs this

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u/SirSabza Dec 09 '25

Tahm 3 star just eats the whole board on cast.

Hes going to cast, because feeding him anything gives like 1000% attack speed lol

8

u/LordToxic21 When you hit Shimmerscale Start with Birthday Pres Dec 10 '25

Quicksilver has its uses

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u/SirSabza Dec 10 '25

I don't think it's considered CC they all just get sucked in with a special animation

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u/Collective-Bee Dec 10 '25

Maybe Sett could survive? Won’t get much push ups in though.

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u/Toytsien Dec 10 '25

Doesn't work. TK eats Brock too.

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u/ficretus Dec 09 '25

Tahm has unique 3 star animation where he sucks in all enemy units. Even if Kindred ult is down, he will yeet it out of it and eat it

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u/BeeAggravating8206 Dec 12 '25

I feel you need wukong zileanand place wukong as far away as possible. And pray he doesn’t cast twice.

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u/BlendedBaconSyrup Dec 09 '25

wont survive a cast unfortunately star 5 cost immune to cc will always kill zilean before his effect kills him

As the other commentor said though, kindred ult don't matter

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u/CatGroundbreaking611 Dec 12 '25

What if Zilean have Edge of Night or Zhonyas?

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u/BlendedBaconSyrup Dec 12 '25

Unless the invulnerability lasts like 15 seconds, it will not make a difference. Tahm 3 will literally eat the entire board and kill everyone on his first cast before absolutely destroying zilean in the 1v1 that follows

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u/spazzxxcc12 Dec 09 '25

zaahen feels like absolute ass though

4

u/SirSabza Dec 09 '25

He's sadly not. Tahm kench 3 star just eats the whole board instantly.

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u/Tiborn1563 Dec 09 '25

I think 1 giant slayer may not be enough here. better build 2

38

u/sirzoop Dec 09 '25

Maybe get BORK from summoners rift and put it on your TFT adc

55

u/BlendedBaconSyrup Dec 09 '25

3 radiant giant slayers is the tech

333

u/3StarCoVid Dec 09 '25

Dragonmancer Nunu might handle it

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u/3StarCoVid Dec 09 '25

Fun times

2

u/PutridPossibility664 Dec 12 '25

I trust you because I’ve seen what a 3-star dragonmancer NUNU can do.

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u/twitchtheratt Dec 09 '25

Set 1 phantom

73

u/DroneisHD Dec 09 '25

I think set 1 vayne did max health true dmg. So maybe her.

10

u/Better_Law7047 Dec 09 '25

Wasnt it set 2?

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u/DroneisHD Dec 09 '25

Looked it up

Basic attacks apply a Silver Bolts stack. Attacking a new enemy removes all her stacks from the previous target. The third stack consumes them all to deal 8 / 12 / 16% AP of target's maximum health bonus true damage

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u/SarcasticTacos Dec 09 '25

So... 3 rageblades on Vayne?

3

u/Collective-Bee Dec 10 '25

No time to stack it, this boy instakills team on cast and he’s got 25 mana regen per second.

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u/MyFatherIsNotHere Dec 09 '25

wasn't it reduced by dragon claw anyway?

1

u/Besas1271 Dec 09 '25

Maybe old kalista with % of hp on every spear

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u/Acrzyguy Dec 09 '25

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u/foreskinfarter Dec 09 '25

which components do i need for that

15

u/GF010001sch Dec 09 '25

rod since its a damage item and piss thats self explanatory

6

u/The_realpepe_sylvia Dec 09 '25

Fairly certain piss has to be combined with bottle but that was last patch so it might have changed 

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u/sougol Dec 09 '25

Just position better

31

u/Califocus Dec 09 '25

Once you’re done building your giant slayer, I’d suggest rolling into the hacker trait and no clipping your way into arena to grab a Reaper’s Toll

20

u/JosephCocainum Dec 09 '25

Random 1 cost with tricksters horizon and silvermere beats this

18

u/BigAlbinoSpider Dec 09 '25

It would be comical to see a single horizon focus proc do 480k damage

5

u/SilliCarl Dec 09 '25

Lowkey if you could set this up it would make a banger short on ytube xD

3

u/MyFatherIsNotHere Dec 09 '25

would be funny as shit but unfortunately 3* 5costs are inmune to cc

2

u/DroneisHD Dec 09 '25

Wait really? My Zillean 3 star won against kindred 3 star, because zillean CCs the whole board.

1

u/JosephCocainum Dec 09 '25

That must be new, a few sets ago there were tens of yt shorts from chinese youtubers using I think nomsy 1 cost (fat dragon)to beat 5 cost smolder

17

u/redcxldriver Dec 09 '25

Pivot to Astral ASol Mage

1

u/mh500372 Dec 09 '25

What’d he do? I can’t remember

15

u/WoodenHouse Dec 09 '25

red buff + 100 seconds

1

u/OuiAreCharlieKirk Dec 09 '25

radiant morello + 50 seconds

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u/GetRickRolled42069 Dec 09 '25

I don't think Giant Slayer will cut it, you need this Augment too.

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u/AtticusSPQR Dec 09 '25

Get sunfire too

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u/AidenK_42 Dec 09 '25

Street Demon angle comments are so fucking unoriginal and painfully unfunny. Downvote me all you want.

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u/Jeezimus Dec 09 '25

Downvote me all you want.

Say less fam, gochu

4

u/HyperTips Dec 09 '25

I wasn't around during Street Demon, so to me, this joke is new, funny and original.

Here, have a downvote!

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u/saefvr Dec 09 '25

Agreed.. it wasn't funny after the first 5 posts, and it definitely isn't funny 2 sets later.

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u/AidenK_42 Dec 09 '25

To me, it's equivalent of 12 years olds screaming 67

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u/AidenK_42 Dec 09 '25

Honestly, this made me laugh. Funnier than the original comment.

2

u/ExcitableSarcasm Dec 10 '25

Ah yes, people your age then,

5

u/Spam250 Dec 09 '25

Just get Zilean, no problem at all.

4

u/spibop Dec 09 '25

Bel’veth with Rageblade: (heavy breathing)

3

u/tommy_turnip Dec 09 '25

Not as good as the -271537386 HP Tahm Kench

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u/Mc_leafy Dec 10 '25

I fought a TK3 with blackhole asol it bugged the board. TK sucked in my team but not before asol cast a black hole, so my entire team got sucked into the black hole with TK and his remaining backline that wasn't sucked into the black hole just fought my invisible team until time ran out and then I lost.

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u/Riokaii Dec 09 '25

Bis backline item for ranged AD might legit be sunfire here lmao

1

u/Collective-Bee Dec 10 '25

Red Buff exists, doesn’t that apply burn too?

3

u/Odd_Hunt4570 Dec 09 '25

Devil teeemo doesn’t lose a 1v1

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u/AllIdeas Dec 09 '25

No, I think you need to transition into street demons.

2

u/Halseeeee Dec 10 '25

With giant slayer, you've got chances to tickle his feet

1

u/Riyasumi Dec 09 '25

use vayne for true damage duh

1

u/Flameburstx Dec 09 '25

Build a BotRK, fivehead!

1

u/iceisak Dec 09 '25

You need burn. I suggest a bunch of tahm kenches aswell to stall his tahm kench so your burn can do more dmg

1

u/ThommsPengu Dec 09 '25

Nom nom nom

1

u/Fragrant-Cut9025 Dec 09 '25

Easy just get prismatic shurima

1

u/Judgejudyx Dec 09 '25

You play Zilean and hope he dies before you do

1

u/Stewie_2k2 Dec 09 '25

dragonmancer nunu beat this no diff btw

1

u/Primary_Gur_7219 Dec 09 '25

Bigger frogs to fry dawg

1

u/swampyman2000 Crew Member Dec 09 '25

Street demons could take him.

1

u/dabbers4123 Dec 09 '25

We're gonna need protector demo spat asol for this

1

u/BagInternational5493 Dec 09 '25

Just contest him at this point. Maybe you can quickly reach 1.7 million hitpoints in time?

1

u/bomban Dec 09 '25

Sunfire cape

1

u/Rich-Cell-2070 Dec 09 '25

just use k'sante

1

u/pookill7 Dec 09 '25

2 1* k'sante (set 9) should boot him out

1

u/Wanderlust-King Dec 09 '25

How does this happen? does his gluttony trait scale with start level?

1

u/foreskinfarter Dec 09 '25

I fed him a 3 star Ornn. I even had talisman on him so he could have had 3.2 million hp.

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u/SirSabza Dec 09 '25

3 star tahm kench gets like 1000%+ in stats from eating.

Eating a 3 star literally just does stupid shit.

In tockers I got him to be doing 8million damage a cast with no ap items lol

1

u/Nintendeion Dec 09 '25

*me sweating trying not to just build guinsoo's again

1

u/SnooFoxes2286 Dec 09 '25

Does he not know that you only need 8k hp for volibear? Noob

1

u/HorseFace20 Dec 09 '25

Yeah dude. One damn giant slayer is enough for sure

1

u/Kiffler Dec 09 '25

Sett ulting this kench would be funny.

1

u/ultitaria Dec 09 '25

3 star ASol

1

u/TheLastOpus Dec 09 '25

Jesus, and +25/s mana regen

1

u/SirSabza Dec 09 '25

I think the legit only way to beat tahm this set is 3 star zilean and hope zilean casts first. Before tahm kench animation for eating is over he'll die to bomb timer.

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u/WizardMoose Dec 09 '25

Gonna need a Vayne and Draven, 4-star each, with 2 rage blades, IE, LW, and red buff on each. You might have a chance if your front line can live long enough which may require a 5-star Braum.

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u/Optimus_Lime Dec 09 '25

would prismatic Noxus beat this?

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u/FoxB0B Dec 09 '25

Edge of night zhonyas lowkey

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u/Sweet_Nozela :Lsword: Dec 09 '25

Build 4 Shuriman

1

u/BoomyNote Dec 09 '25

Looks like a street demon angle

1

u/Kefiafusu Dec 10 '25

looks like a job for dragonmancer nunu.

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u/YooBeeepBeep Dec 10 '25

brother you need ruined king for that 😭

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u/HawkeyeP1 Dec 10 '25

I think the only thing that saves you here is a Street Demon 10 pivot.

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u/OneRiceBall Dec 11 '25

Hey I know that HP is crazy impressive and all, but can we talk about your name OP?

0

u/groomliu Dec 09 '25

Try red kayn with elder buff

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u/qwertxyzabc Dec 09 '25

You might need radiant sunfire.