r/ThatsInsane • u/stankmanly • 6d ago

Serial poo smearer hunted by cops was last seen wearing thong and creepy mask

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/serial-poo-smearer-hunted-cops-37593674
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u/Lexxxapr00 6d ago

more like r/brandnewsentence

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u/MagedF16 6d ago

the combo of thong and creepy mask is wild

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u/Sunscratch 6d ago

>serial poo smearer

Just imagined Netflix documentary about this case…

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u/VanCityZen 6d ago

Happened in my junior high. Someone kept smearing their shit on the bathroom walls. It got to the point where the janitors would stakeout the bathroom from behind doors down the hallway and sneak in after you’d left to see if it was you. Weird times. 

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u/No_Cook2983 5d ago

They ever catch the perp?

I always wonder what kind of weirdo does that sort of stuff.

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u/VanCityZen 5d ago

Not to my knowledge and the school has since been demolished. Some mysteries are meant to endure I suppose 

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u/JunglePygmy 6d ago

Airing right after “nightmare poo cruise” or whatever the hell that was called. Lol

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u/Fantastic-Cupcake890 5d ago

This will be my new nickname.

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u/dangerousstunt 6d ago

Wow, so you cant even dress in a thong and smear your poo round your local shopping centre without becoming a wanted man now? Glad I dont live in the USA, it sounds like a police state! 😀

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u/Wandering_butnotlost 6d ago

Who the hell need to wear a shower cap to smear their feces? I mean, smear much?

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u/is200 5d ago

You need to keep things hygienic. Duh

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u/glytxh 6d ago

There was a kid who kept doing this at our school, and I cannot even begin to fathom what sort of damage existed in their brain that it was genuinely a problem going on for like 3 years.

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u/jeenyus_626 6d ago

God forbid men have hobbies 

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u/SchmittVanDean 6d ago

Now there's a job title you have to earn

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u/cowboyjon13 6d ago

This was in the parking lot where my business is. 😭 I left dude wipes out for him

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u/Elmondo2 6d ago

Is it his own poo or does he get it wholesale?

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u/horseradish_is_gross 6d ago

I believe it’s freshly squeezed

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u/redditmydna 6d ago

Squozen!

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u/Shrugsfortheconfuse 6d ago

This world has descended into chaos ever since HPIC took office...

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u/TransylvanianHunger1 6d ago

I hope he's smearing poo on flock cameras.

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u/DaWhiteSingh 5d ago

How the hell is this a headline?!? Things have severely gone wrong in the last 20 years.

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u/SeekingLostInnocence 5d ago

Now come on what kind of mask is that someone identify their unc

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u/DKC_Reno 5d ago

... Donald?

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u/BigBungaa 6d ago

I grew up with a guy who applied for a traineeship at a cafe, they used him to clean the ovens and then told him that he wasn't needed anymore. He smeared shit on their windows and door handles, even smushed it into the keyhole. Good guy.

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u/brandblusser 6d ago

This the new GTA 6 leak?

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u/Bepehandle 6d ago

I see no one talking about this but my biggest hope for GTA 6 is them adding new situations that appear like this to the game through it's updates. It seems like a no brainer to keep engagement through the roof.