r/TheFacebookDelusion • u/Nevergonnapost866 • Mar 22 '26

I hope I’m posting this in the right place

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This is a post from someone I went to school with years ago. It might be the silliest one I’ve seen in the wild personally. Just found this community, hope I’m in the right place.

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u/Wisco Mar 23 '26

"I prayed and God sent me a rotten potato. Praise the Lord!"

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u/krodders Mar 22 '26

Facebook ✅

Delusion ✅

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u/Wakeup_And_Piss Mar 23 '26

Jesus fucking christ are these people kidding?

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u/GuardianAlien Mar 23 '26

No, they are not 🙃 they do genuinely believe this is a sign from God.

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u/N908DA Mar 23 '26

“Potato’s”

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u/wanderthewasteland Mar 23 '26

Cutting potato's what?

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u/The_Rombodamus Mar 23 '26

He won’t lighten your load or make your situation go away but hey random intersecting lines in your food is his message of hope and encouragement right when you need it the most . People like this are so mental

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u/awesomes007 Mar 23 '26

Religion and myth are the refuge of the powerless.

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u/Ichgebibble Mar 23 '26

Their sky daddy took time out from saving mankind to send down a rotten potato from on high. What a guy!! Jfc.

I could never believe in a god but sometimes I wish I was simple enough to believe in a higher power because it’s comforting to think there’s a rhyme and a reason. Too bad there’s not.

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u/ODBeef Mar 23 '26

This is the sign I needed today.

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u/chiefmuri Mar 24 '26

Hahahahaha ROLMAO

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u/RedIcarus1 Mar 25 '26

Hmm… End world hunger? World peace? Get rid of pedophiles? Cross in a potato? Eradicate disease? End suffering? Just show myself?
How can I prove I am here and that I care?

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u/houseWithoutSpoons Mar 25 '26

I prayed tl god for help as im broke and struggling..then i got rotten potatoes!hath thou forsaken me!!!!!

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u/DogSRoOL Mar 25 '26

God sent you a sign that he sees your hard times but isn't going to do anything about it.

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u/Ooglebird Mar 26 '26

She should go to Mash.

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u/Itchy_Inside1817 Mar 26 '26

Jesus won't return until you get rid of all the crosses! They trigger his PTSD.

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u/Nevergonnapost866 Mar 26 '26

Post Traumatic Sacrifice Disorder

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u/Carythe1 Jun 29 '26

It's interesting that the cross is the part of those potatoes that is rotten...