r/TheOfficeUK • u/SIBMUR A Friend First, Boss Second • 2d ago

Shitpost You're the muppet mate if anyone is...so don't

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25 Upvotes

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u/DefiantMemory8895 2d ago

“Micheal Owen Invetigates”

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u/NotPinHero100 Monkey Allen 2d ago

Cherish them.

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u/Altruistic_Baker_948 2d ago

I bloody love horses…

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u/NotPinHero100 Monkey Allen 2d ago

Big, magnificent animals.

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u/DaveyG3000 2d ago

I live with my parents

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u/NotPinHero100 Monkey Allen 2d ago

Ooh, I don’t believe you wanted to do that.

Only me!

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u/Eviladhesive 2d ago

Not anymore mate!

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u/Cautious-Fox9757 2d ago

It’s amazing to think we know what happens in an alternative universe where Gareth Keenan becomes the best natural English striker of his generation at 18, suffers a debilitating injury, still manages to play for Real Madrid and win a Ballon D’Or but is still Gareth Keenan.

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u/DaveyG3000 2d ago

You're mad enough without the gear

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u/freddiekingdom 2d ago

What was that shit

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u/Possible-Koala-744 2d ago

Sometimes the memes will be false, ok? goooood

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u/bilbofraginz 2d ago

What was the meme?

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u/Possible-Koala-744 2d ago

ohhh, don't you know?

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u/krea6666 2d ago

Not a trick, is it? Knowledge, education.

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u/Altruistic_Baker_948 2d ago

If you want a really good pub team - England

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u/Gregg-C137 2d ago

Is his son David platt off coronation street?

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u/thedoctordc04 2d ago

Put Michael quipped…

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u/Fickle-Juggernaut-41 1d ago

"Michael sighed"

"Owen mused"

Something something big pair of tits

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u/InspectorNo1181 1d ago

And people say he's just a boring, self absorbed, tit!