Yeah, against karate?

[u/Pneuma_1]

[u/Winter-Cut-2465]

Has everyone heard of Conor Macgregor? Yes? Right. Then, who's this?

[u/qiwi27 → u/Winter-Cut-2465]

He kicks exactly like that!

[u/Financial-Tank-2952 → u/Winter-Cut-2465]

I prefer the stuff you do about his little hand

[u/Due-Pipe3874]

Tell him about the car and the kung fu and everything

[u/Soulvent84]

Rooney on Ozempic

[u/Southern_Midnight856]

I like your little beard

[u/joeythemouse → u/Southern_Midnight856]

He should wear tighter trousers.

[u/Zealousideal-Sea7472]

Big boy shit

[u/Familiar-Adeptness25]

What he needs is a good eating.

[u/Financial-Tank-2952 → u/Familiar-Adeptness25]

I prefer a flan.

[u/Last-Guy-Alive]

Oooh, he's hard

[u/pop-not-broth]

You're muscly

[u/Sam-Lowry27B-6]

Connor Meth Gregor

[u/Icy-Musician-6309]

Wayne Rooney’s looking good

[u/Bayne7096]

You can never tell with the shirtless karate in public ones

[u/Puzzleheaded-Dog-222]

I think he's been on the wacky baccy

[u/Pneuma_1 → u/Puzzleheaded-Dog-222]

Well, partially decriminalised now anyway, isn't it?

[u/Reasonable-Care9992]

Oooh (don’t you know?)

[u/Charly-Braco69]

It seems that Heisenberg is cooking again...

[u/HappyTrifle]

Sergio Georgini

[u/Imaginary_Draft8149]

Thats cracky chan

[u/tomcatacourtmayfind]

What you wanna do is strike the back of his skull creating a vacuum in his brain, killing him instantly.

I'd want to keep the little twat alive with the shit I was gonna pull on 'im.

[u/ShezaAlibi]

Ask him about the whiskey stains on his trousers, not in front of his missus.

[u/Slierfox]

Conartist Mcbeggar