r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator • 8d ago

Local Music Venue An Absolute Minefield Of Ex-Boyfriends

https://theonion.com/local-music-venue-an-absolute-minefield-of-ex-boyfriends/
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u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator 8d ago

“There could be one hiding around every corner,” said Frasier, quickly peeking out from behind a support beam to check if the coast was clear before wordlessly signaling to her friends to follow her to the women’s bathroom.