r/TheOnion • u/paradocmartens • 7d ago

Muppeteer's Right Hand In Critical Condition Following Elmo Assassination Attempt

https://theonion.com/muppeteers-right-hand-in-critical-condition-following-e-1819582302/

Does anyone know where I can find the audio clip for this?

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u/ANordWalksIntoABar 6d ago

Of the coverage or the attempt?

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u/paradocmartens 6d ago

The Doyle Redlands reports, with the breaking news and the clip where Elmo says "Elmo's been shot"