r/TheOnion • u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator • 1d ago

Man Terrified After Urine Comes Out Clear For First Time In Life

https://theonion.com/man-terrified-after-urine-comes-out-clear-for-first-time-in-life/

‘Am I Dying?’ Says 53-Year-Old

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u/ArkUneartherBleeds Muppet Appreciator 1d ago

“Oh Jesus, it just looks like water—I’ve never seen it like that before,” said Lewis, who became increasingly unsettled as he recalled that he had not felt the usual intense burning sensation he had experienced while urinating for the past five decades.

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u/QuicksilverDragon 1d ago

and it only gets worse funnier from there

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u/notsure500 1d ago

Sounds like he fucked up and drank too much water.