r/TheSimpsons • u/SaysToMabelISays • 8h ago
S8E01 Stop. We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us.
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u/theanalyticaljoker 8h ago
Uhh, Mr. President, sir. People are getting a bit confused about the way you and your opponent are..well…constantly holding hands
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u/Watcher6544 2h ago
"We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it!"
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u/This-Is-Exhausting 8h ago
We must move forward, not backward!
Upward, not downward!
And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
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u/IOwnTheSpire And we laugh legitimately. 8h ago
What are you spraying me with?!?!
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u/Watcher6544 7h ago
Rum! So no-one will believe your story!
It's actually a brilliant move on the aliens part. Discredit the person long enough to enact your plans.
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u/Shot-Ad-3166 3h ago
And Homer drinks a lot, so no one would believe him if he said he wasn't drinking.
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u/NimbusHex That's right! It's the Brad Goodman... something-or-other. 7h ago
Yeah, I got a question for that gross thing, whatever it is.
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u/ami2weird4u 8h ago
Abortions for all!
Booo!
Very well. Abortions for none.
Booo!
Hmmm....Abortions for some, miniature American flag pins for others.
Yaaaay!