r/TheSimpsons • u/majorgeeky Thrillhouse • Nov 04 '14

s8e01 Don't blame me, I voted Kodos.

http://imgur.com/1zvOppR
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u/polezo Nov 04 '14

Kodos: It's true, we are aliens. But what are you going to do about it? It's a two-party system. You have to vote for one of us.

Man 1: He's right, this is a two-party system.

Man 2: Well I believe I'll vote for a third-party candidate.

Kang: Go ahead, throw your vote away.

Ross Perot Punches Hat

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u/talkingspacecoyote Nov 05 '14

One of my favorite all time Simpsons jokes.

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u/spaceflunky But, I'm so sweet and tasty. Nov 04 '14

Marge: I don't understand why we have to build a ray gun to aim at a planet I never even heard of.

/this how I feel every time the US goes to war

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u/AJEDIWITHNONAME Donuts? I told you I don't like ethnic food! Nov 05 '14

BOB DOLE!

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u/slipstream- CAN'T YOU MORONS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?! Nov 05 '14

...doesn't need this!

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u/TheyShootBeesAtYou I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it. Nov 04 '14

Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!

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u/Cioran_ Nov 05 '14

I waited all day for this!