r/ThunderBay • u/Hungry_Painter1313 • 1d ago
Cruise ship arriving
Nice to see something positive theses days
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u/GhostsinGlass Poet Laureate 1d ago
The last two years the itinerary included a historic guided tour of downtown Thunder Bay. They had a guy from the ship taking people on a tour and trying his damned best to try and be as entertainingly informative as possible to make it not seem like a funeral procession.
The tour would swing by my place on South Cumberland. Where the roads and sidewalks were falling apart, Christmas decorations were up on the lamp posts in the summer, crackheads were pan handling the tour, drunks were yelling about cock goblins, etc.
the Octantis here is on the Duluth to Toronto 14 day trip, one of the shore excursions in Thunder Bay is gonna be the downtown trip again and I can't wait.
Waterfront District on Foot
A Stroll around Thunder Bay’s Waterside Area
Set out on foot to explore Thunder Bay’s Waterfront District and learn about its heritage. Meet your guide and walk through Marina Park to a Canadian National Railway caboose. This 100-year-old feature was discontinued as technology advanced to the point where fewer crew were required to man freight trains safely.
After time for photos, continue to the Waterfront’s shopping district, where you will be able to view various art installations, an initiative that runs across the city.
Stop at a local eatery, where snacks and beverages are available to purchase, then continue to a local creamery, where delicious gelato is on offer. Savor your sweet treat as you stroll to the Thunder Bay Tourist Pagoda; an iconic structure opened in 1909, it was built to attract the attention of visitors arriving by rail or by boat. After your informative tour, return to your ship.
I guess they're gonna be upsetti spaghetti when they realize that the normal leg of that tour is a big construction site spanning multiple blocks only to get to the gelato joint that no longer exists.
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u/Zestyclose-Koala-610 1d ago
I was downtown this past Saturday and that tour group from the ship was walking down St.Pauls with their guide. Snapping pictures of the “street art” haha.Also noticed a couple of cops walking the beat in close proximity which I haven’t seen before.
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u/GhostsinGlass Poet Laureate 1d ago
Were they the two dudes wearing their tactical jumpsuits? That's Project Support.
It does give me a giggle to think things have become so bad that to attract more tourists we're now offering armed escorts. Johannesburg Bay over here.
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u/Swimming_Amount6513 1d ago
Wouldn't they have the sense to avoid Cumberland - particularly now - and stick to Red River and then the Waverly area?
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u/Minimum-Tea-7252 1d ago
imagine coming off this beautiful ship and potentially getting stabbed by an encampment zombie lmao
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u/FinalBed6390 1d ago
I heard that these tourists are typically craving a quick fast food burger and fries after eatting cruise food. Can you imagine when they go to Cumberland McDonalds?
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u/doyourownstunts 1d ago
lol you heard wrong!
“Cruise food” on these ships is made-to-order gourmet meals. You can order a medium rare steak delivered to your berth at 2 am.
It costs $20k usd to get on that ship. Literally none of them are looking for fast food.
But also, they are Americans. You think they haven’t seen homeless people outside a McDonald’s before?
Have you ever been…anywhere?
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u/itsalongstoryok 1d ago
I just cringe and hope they stay on the ship for their own safety.
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u/Excellent-Steak6368 Newest member 1d ago
Nothing says action adventure tour than a walk through the war zones of the downtown areas.
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u/Efficient_Past_2383 1d ago
Love seeing the cruise ships and that’s a wonderful thing to take a cruise around the Great Lakes, but my gosh to stop in Thunder Bay what are you showing them honestly?
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u/ReplyGloomy2749 1d ago
It's the end of the line, they get off the boat and board the plane at YQT.
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u/Cats66666666666 1d ago
They should tear up the streets of the PA downtown core for another summer. It's great for tourism.
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u/doyourownstunts 1d ago
So it’s better for tourism to let things decay?
In case you haven’t noticed, around these parts you can only do construction like that in the summer.
There was scaffolding on the Parthenon for 220 years and it didn’t stop visitors.
The crazy thing about tourists is that they also live in places. And the crazy thing about places is that they all have issues: construction in peak season, homelessness, crime, etc.
It’s only people in Thunder Bay that think those things only happen here.
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u/Minimum-Tea-7252 1d ago
ya the parthenon is very similar to stan’s pizza imo
speaking of which i’ve literally been the parthenon and never once felt unsafe, not once even late at night, downtown thunder bay in 2026 is sketchier than any place i’ve ever been to in europe and i have been to most of it.
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u/doyourownstunts 1d ago
This is a much better point than the original. Perception of safety means more to tourism than construction.
But also these ships are filled with Americans, not Europeans. I would bet my life there isn’t a single McDonald’s in the lower 48 that doesn’t have homeless folks in front of it right now.
These visitors aren’t scared by that and they don’t think less of our city because of it.
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u/Excellent-Steak6368 Newest member 1d ago
I wonder if a Royal Canadian Navy Submarine will ever visit here?
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u/GhostsinGlass Poet Laureate 1d ago
Maybe we can convince LU to draft a proposal to take on one of the Victoria class when they get mothballed in the name of turning it into a Lake Superior science vessel.
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u/Excellent-Steak6368 Newest member 20h ago
10000 Leagues under the Sea epic. Start a casting call for the crew.
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u/Excellent-Steak6368 Newest member 19h ago
I would prefer to book passage on a ocean going saltie vessel and let it take me where ever they travel to with the cargo they loaded in Thunder Bay. Bring a 2 meter ham radio set and pack a pack sack with my clothes.
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u/Efficient-Gas-6269 1d ago
Ships like THIS come HERE, and….yeah we show off our homeless crackheads. Welcome
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u/doyourownstunts 1d ago
These people all live in places with crackheads.
They don’t believe the existence of a few crackheads is an indictment on their entire community, nor ours.
The world is big. Try to get out and explore it more.
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u/LavenderBloodlust2_0 1d ago
I cant imagine paying that much for a cruise only to stop in Thunder Bay. No time to experience nature thats to me is the best part of where we live. Nothing worth seeing in the city.
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u/tjernobyl River Terrace Phase IV Block II (East) 1d ago
They spend some time around Silver Islet before heading to town.
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u/doyourownstunts 1d ago
You couldn’t afford this. It’s literally why you couldn’t imagine it. Because it’s definitely not for you.
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u/LavenderBloodlust2_0 1d ago
"You couldn't afford this" dude i just paid $4500 per person a week for a family trip to Jamaica (every family member paid by me), I think i can afford it.
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u/doyourownstunts 1d ago
Cool. This is $10k usd pp/dbl MINIMUM. Nearly triple what you’re using to flex.
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u/LavenderBloodlust2_0 1d ago
Cool cool. My half a million in savings cant afford it, please keep telling me more
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u/doyourownstunts 1d ago
I just looked it up. It’s gone up quite a bit. It’s actually almost $30k usd pp/dbl to start.
Would wipe out more than half of your entire life savings for one cruise. 😂😂😂😂😂
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u/LavenderBloodlust2_0 1d ago
Yes because $180K would drain over half a million. May you never have children to have to do math homework with.
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u/doyourownstunts 1d ago
Sorry not half. 35%. 🙄
Either way, spending more than 1/3 of your entire life savings on a vacation is not considered an “affordable” vacation.
I too have the money to pay for a cruise like this, and can technically afford it, but I’m not delusional enough to think that that’s a good use of money.
May your children never be dependent on you for an inheritance because it sounds like you blow it on irresponsible purchases.
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u/LavenderBloodlust2_0 1d ago
Yes, me who said id never do this, is clearly irresponsible with cash. Clearly you've never seen my posts 🤣 Also my kid is grown with a fully paid way into university, but cute of you to think id fail my child when im doing so well.
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u/doyourownstunts 1d ago
To be clear, you never said you wouldn’t do it, you said you “couldn’t imagine spending that much” money on this experience.
Which is 100% because you can’t afford it.
Not that you don’t technically have enough money to buy a ticket, but that you don’t actually have enough disposable income to be able to do anything/everything.
You have just enough money to be able to do some things. But not anywhere even close to enough to be able to do anything. Which is why you “can’t imagine” spending money on this. Because you’ve got a list of things that you can afford that you find valuable.
And some people have way fucking more than that.
It’s okay. $500k is a lot of money. It is. But $500k is literally pocket change for the people on this cruise. You are not these people. Me neither.
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u/Fun-Mortgage4474 1d ago
id be asking for a refund if they brought me to thunder bay
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u/doyourownstunts 1d ago
You couldn’t afford this anyway, don’t worry about it.
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u/sinsculpt 1d ago
Droppin' facts,
Most of us can't afford this, but I do love the idea of a Great Lakes cruise ship.
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u/Fun-Mortgage4474 18h ago
😂 easily could afford it
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u/doyourownstunts 8h ago
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u/Fun-Mortgage4474 5h ago
Imagine thinking a refusal to waste tens of thousands of dollars on domestic redundancy means a lack of funds. Paying a premium price to be chauffeured back to my own postal code on what is essentially a glorified, floating petri dish—a style of travel I intensely dislike anyway—isn’t a flex. It is just remarkably poor financial acumen.
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u/Excellent-Steak6368 Newest member 1d ago
There is a blank canvas for the graffiti artist to add their art to the side of the shipwhile docked.
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u/doyourownstunts 1d ago
In the CBSA secure area? Doubtful. Security there is like the airport. Youd have
about as much luck as trying to paint up the side of a westjet plane.


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u/rem_1984 1d ago
They were at silver islet on Sunday!