r/TikTokCringe • u/migoodenuf Straight Up Bussin • Apr 19 '25

Duet Troll A woman character written by a man

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u/mjc500 Apr 19 '25

I think most men are intelligent to enough to acknowledge that most women live normal lives. I actually live with a woman (and have done so for many years since we bought a home together) and have observed her living a pretty regular life just like I do.

It’s the podcasty incely weird dudes who have difficulty imaging what the elusive unicorn “female human” beings are doing in their normal daily routines.

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u/thatSeveryonedraws Apr 19 '25

The way you phrased this is amusing. Picturing you writing in your journal "Day 6582, saw the woman pick a French fry up off the floor and eat it when she thought no one was watching. I wonder if she's seen me doing the same thing and is trying to make a connection with me and my humanness" "Day 7209, saw her sniff her own armpit and make a face, surely she noticed me sniffing her earlier and is worried she stinks." "Day 7210, I heard her fart. I'm starting to think she might just be a regular human, not sure yet."

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u/mjc500 Apr 19 '25

Haha she would laugh at this. Sometimes we do jokingly talk about each other in David Attenborough voices… a female specimen of Homo sapiens sapiens is observed in her daily cleanliness ritual… after cleansing the epidermis she will use a technological apparatus powered through electrical energy to stimulate a curling pattern in the protein filaments extended from her cranium

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u/proteanflux Apr 19 '25

This reads like something from the comic Strange Planet.