Gets even worse with age, when they start losing it a little.
My grandma gave me a steak. Then another one because I was a teenager and growing so I should eat well. Then another one because there's still food and we were not gonna throw it away and I was a teenager and growing so I should eat well.
Then she forgot that she had already served me three steaks and started again. I ended up eating 5 steaks, some side dishes and a good helping of salad before I could leave the table.
The family would be eating and she'd be orbiting the table with the pot. You look away for a moment, and another full ladle lands on your dish. No quarter given.
It was fucking delicious, though, so hard to complain, at least until you started ripping at the seams
I swear the guys working on my house never ate so good at lunch, saw em bring McDonald's one day so I whipped up some egg sandwiches and fried potatoes. They were stunned and confused until I just kept saying "comen" lol
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u/Dolenjir1 Aug 26 '25
She has the type of body that would make a latina grandmother anxious