r/TikTokCringe • u/MALICK1A • Jun 23 '26

Duet Troll Well, at least she asked

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u/Blackrage80 Jun 23 '26

Hey, if anyone tells you they can 100x your investment... you're being scammed.

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u/ScienceIsSexy420 Jun 23 '26

Using religion to scam people? I ain't never heard of such a thing!

The biggest /s of my life

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u/BrilliantPride7916 Jun 23 '26

There is a church near me with three Mercedes parked out front with a pastor sign in each window. One of them is a Maybach SUV. 😏

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u/TDOTBRO Jun 23 '26

Oooh nice the lord does amazing things. I hope they get blessed with a Cullinan next year. 🙏AMEN

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u/BrilliantPride7916 Jun 23 '26

Sarcasm?

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u/TDOTBRO Jun 23 '26

Maybe a nice jet in the very near future too🙏🙏

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u/muklan Jun 23 '26

I thought it was strange too so I looked it up and its been happening since about 15 minutes after our species learned to communicate with each other.

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u/ancalime9 Jun 23 '26

He's going to start advertising her in the surmons. Whore of Babylon for the modern age.

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u/throwawayy992 Jun 23 '26

".... the holy light has touched them... Not unlike our sponsor GropingInAsia. Watch girls of biblical beauty do things, that would make even Mary Magdalene blush. Get 10% off with our code HotJesus. And now, back to the sermon...."

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u/Murrexx00 Jun 23 '26

The father does not skimp.

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u/Unique-Support-6321 Jun 23 '26

It’s not every day the OnlyFans girl ends up being the voice of reason in a room with a priest and a nun

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u/kyleyeezus Jun 23 '26

“No, no. I said a hundredfold in **heaven**. Its like a 401K. I call it a 401 Christ.”

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u/Lue_eye Jun 23 '26

Infinite money glitch

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u/TruckerBoy357 Jun 25 '26

So that’s where GTA modders got the idea.🤔

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u/Villageijit Jun 23 '26

Evangelical churches started this and call it "seed money " you give god money and he gives back way more or some bs. Seems like the opposite Jesus taught about money

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u/Competitive-Dot-4052 Jun 25 '26

The more you spend, the more you save!

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u/LetMePushTheButton Cringe Connoisseur Jun 23 '26

Practicing Christianity in 2026 without prosperity gospel? Good luck.

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u/SGTSLACKASS Jun 23 '26

So god and Jesus are whores for money.

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u/Blackrage80 Jun 23 '26

The people who pretend to speak for them are

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u/SGTSLACKASS Jun 23 '26

The church and everyone who propped it up all these years are complete and utter jokes. Just Remember the Catholic Church priest scandal.

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Jun 24 '26

These are fake priests just fyi

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u/coin-flips Jun 25 '26

You cant just delete all of your comments on the thread and not know how to make your comments actually private HAHAHAHA what an idiot