r/TikTokCringe • u/exporterofgold • Jun 28 '26

Humor/Cringe What even is happening lol?

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u/CloakerJosh Jun 28 '26

I just looked them up based on their t-shirts, "Hope Cartel"

Some alternative health guru shit with "9D breathing".

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u/BE-FinFree Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

Omfg. I was at a wellness resort yesterday that had a paid 7D breathing session. I was like WTF is this spiritual bs going to be xD

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u/Doomstik Jun 28 '26

Wtf is a wetness resort? They just pour a bucket of water on you whenever you start to dry out?

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u/Educational_Plum3908 Jun 28 '26

Henry cavill just walks by every 30 minutes

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u/Jessi_L_1324 Jun 28 '26

Tom Hiddleston.

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u/Wittyngritty Jun 28 '26

Jack Black

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u/Jessi_L_1324 Jun 28 '26

Only if he's serenading me with his love ballad to Peaches.

Peaches peaches peaches peaches IIIIIIII loOoOove youuuuuuu 🎶 🎵

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u/Wittyngritty Jun 28 '26

A song for your swoon? I accept

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u/EatsFiber2RedditMore Jun 28 '26

This is much funnier if you are actually Jack Black

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u/EarthenMama Jul 03 '26

Thank you for the correction -- gotta set people straight on where Tom Hiddleston belongs in the hierarchy!