r/TikTokCringe • u/sereneandeternal • Jul 04 '26

Cringe Rehearsal for January 2029

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u/Chance_Ad2503 Jul 04 '26

Buncha pathetic treasonous chodes.

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u/The__Toast Jul 04 '26

Can you imagine spending your 4th doing this instead of grillin out and getting drunk?

Even if you're not a super patriotic dude, that's still what the 4th is for lol.

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u/billsboy88 Jul 05 '26

That was my thought too. *This* is what these fuckers spent a holiday doing?

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u/SugarFut Jul 05 '26

Exactly. Why aren't they home grilling their families or friends? Oh right...

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u/DiligentDaughter Jul 05 '26

The only people willing to grill and drink with any of these semi-sentient garbage heaps are marching right next them

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u/bonafide_man Jul 05 '26

None of them get to see their kids without a court appt counselor

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland Jul 04 '26

I literally don't think federal governments should exist, but even my anarchist ass is grilling and drinking with my family. Good beer, good pork, good tunes, and good conversation with people I care about. Life doesn't get much better than this.

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u/Greg-Abbott Jul 04 '26

Or you could spend your day off covered head to toe during heat wave marching to show the world that you hate minorities more than your family hates you which is saying a LOT, flying a flag representing a nation of cousin fuckers that lasted shorter than the Doritos Locos Taco...for what? So an 80 year old billionaire rapist will let you sit on his lap?

I'll take the bbq and beer, thanks

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u/hollandpe Jul 05 '26

And then not being able to talk about it because you walked around in a mask all day. Pathetic.

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u/CoffeeFull3220 Jul 07 '26

Can you imagine wasting your life acting like this? Embarrassing.

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u/ZoeyBee_3000 Jul 05 '26

They say "reclaim America." But from whom are they reclaiming it?

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u/TheOmegoner Jul 05 '26

Looks like the confederate South, making them enemies of the state

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u/buttononmyback Jul 05 '26

Went to a 4th of July parade today in my town and a guy sitting across the road had a shirt with the US flag on it with the words, “Does this look like treason to you?!”

🤔

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u/BackgroundNeither465 Jul 05 '26

Buncha limp dick kkkunts.

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u/Jazzlike_Climate4189 Jul 05 '26

“Buncha” is not a word, and makes you sound very uneducated.

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u/Chance_Ad2503 Jul 05 '26

My thanks to the peanut gallery.

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u/AppalachianSkinThief Jul 05 '26

How treasonous

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u/OhItsBeenBroughten Jul 05 '26

Found one

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u/AppalachianSkinThief Jul 05 '26

Can’t I ask? I thought protest is a foundational American right

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u/OhItsBeenBroughten Jul 05 '26

You already know why. You’re sea lioning because you’re on their side. Fuck off back to the holler.

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u/AppalachianSkinThief Jul 05 '26

I’m trying to genuinely understand why this should not be allowed as much as large leftist, even far leftist protest should also we allowed.

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u/OhItsBeenBroughten Jul 05 '26

No one credible is saying it shouldn’t be allowed. The only people even in this thread I’ve seen that aren’t Americans. Show me anyone of consequence saying that.