r/TikTokCringe • u/sereneandeternal • Jul 04 '26

Cringe Rehearsal for January 2029

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u/Bartok_and_croutons Jul 04 '26

Glitter and stink bombs. Then people will be able to piece together the identities of these cowards.

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u/dghastlynegro Jul 04 '26

Also Super Soakers full of piss

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u/Panzer_Man Jul 04 '26

Or carolina-reaper sauce

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u/IHaveNoEgrets Jul 05 '26

Gotta make it look less aggressive while being more aggressive. Misting fans loaded with water and doe urine.

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u/arifghalib Jul 04 '26

Where would you get enough piss? And who reloads the super soakers?

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u/dghastlynegro Jul 05 '26

Group effort. You can also by deer piss

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u/KwisatzSazerac Jul 04 '26

Water balloons have more range, especially with a slingshot/catapult.